I saw Boris Johnson this morning, for the second time in a week.
Who was the last famous person you saw?

Alt: who is the BEST famous person you've seen or met?

Alt alt: GAY
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:05, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The massive forehead one from Ant and Dec
Ant I think. He is tiny and his head truly is massive
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

'AH CANNAT SEE, MAN!'
That one?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I think so, aye

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

The top comment on youtube for the clip of PJ going blind made me do a lol

( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I've just remembered that Spuggy from Byker Grove was in a nightclub in Sunderland many years ago
She ended up on the dancefloor surrounded by about 10 lads all chanting "SPUGGY SPUGGY" until she burst into tears and ran off.

Most lol-some
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

This is cruel, but funny.

( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

It was a moment in time I shall not forget

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

All famous people are tiny.
Fact.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Rachel Stevens is tiny
She's a midget, she barely came up to my waist.
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Convenient

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

no they just look small on your 14" matsui

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Not when they are holding a banjolele.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

depends if it's a big one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

The last famous person I saw was some shit bloke of the telly
The best was Patrick Stewart without question.

Alt Alt, AA?
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

AA? is that where scarpe is?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I'm here. Beneath you.
Not somewhere I enjoy being...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

....but you have to pay the bills somehow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

your name is a bit like scrape
which sounds like rape
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I always read it as scarper
Which makes me think of the Beano or Dandy or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen were at the thearter near me
a friend bumped into them as they were leaving for the day in a corridor and as they walked past whispered "you shall not pass" under his breath. Ian McKellen just said "prick"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I bumped in to Patrick Stewart on the bridge at the end of Camden
I looked at him to apologise and realised it was him and sort of stared at him all agog. He laughed at me and walked off smiling.
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

He seems like a decent chap in interviews

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)

He seemed a decent person then
A little chuckle at my starstruckness and off he went. However Robbie Coltraine is a cunt, He tells little kids to fuck off when they want Hagrids autograph
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

ha ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Last: Rufus Sewell on Saturday.

Best: Seen - Stephen Fry, doing an interview outside The Festival Hall. Met - In The Newman's Arms near Charlotte Street, John Hannah. Nice chap. Called me a cunt. Actually, he said 'Are you as Spurs fan', I said 'no, why?' and he said 'because you're acting like one', which is basically the same thing).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Were you at Kapow! too?

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I'm sure I must have seen someone famous since
but last year at Wimbledon I got mown down by Sir Cliff and his entourage.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Poor Sir Cliff
once so famous and now reduced to gardening for a living :(
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

+uphill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

He was wearing a purple velvet smoking jacket
and stripy pants, and his big burly black security dude gave me a stare so threatening I actually cowered a little bit.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

You should have done
THIS
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

He was easily a foot taller than me
and at least twice the width.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

This
then
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

He looks like all he needs is a glow stick

(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I saw Karen Gillan in Paddington station a few weeks back.
She wasn't looking her best, poor love. I'd probably only have given her the one instead of the habitual two.

Alt: Prince Harry in a bog in a Guildford pub several years ago. I wouldn't give him any.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Is your Alt the Alt Alt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Last famous person I saw was Billy Bragg
Best one was Lewis Hamilton and he's super tiny!
Alt Alt: Gay? Not if you don't make eye contact!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Do footballers count?
I once almost knocked Craig Bellamy over when walking up Northumberland St in Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Do footballers count?
I don't know but whenever my mates come through my village they're always spotting Cov city footballers (and I use the term 'footballers' loosely) and telling me about them. As for me, I wouldn't recognise a footballer if they stood up in my soup.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Can they even count?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I'm rubbish at this game
I can never remember any of the famous people I have encountered until an hour or so after the thread ends.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I once had a go at Brian from Big Brother
and my step dad once shouted at Dappy from Ndubzzzz because he took his whole fucking entourage to the bar with him and no-one else could get a pint. Shouted something like "You don't need 12 bodyguards, no-ones going to touch someone with a hat that stupid" This was in the pub across the road from a new night club that was opening and ndubz were playing on opening night. Just a few short years later and that hot new club is Camborne Wetherspoons. What does that say about Ndubbliez eh kids?

Withaknife
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

HOW DOES IT SMELL?
or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I saw Prince Charles in Whitechapel last week.
When I was going to Needoos. I had an excellent lunch.
( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Was he off to Tayyabs then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)

It's possible,
But unlikely.
( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I served at some horse event at the NAC which Princess Anne attended
But I didn't wait on her table. They chose staff who were less likely to spill stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)

My mate fucked Melinda Messenger in a nightclub car park
But she wasn't famous back then so it doesn't count. His summing up of the incident was simply "She had smaller tits back then"
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

My daughter watches some shit TV show called Hi-5
There appears to be her clone on it (pre-tit job)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Yes of course
Its your daughter that watches it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

loads of footballers live by my dad
if i could spell veeeeditch, i could tell you that he lives next door. and rooney rented the house opposite until his mcmansion was ready.

alex ferguson is a mate of my dad's, so occasionally (and i mean about once a decade) i come downstairs to see him guzzling whisky in the lounge. when i was about 15, he said to my dad, "you're not letting her out in a skirt like that, are you?"

i don't know whether to be happy or cross this morning. happy because i did 90 mins in the gym before work. cross because my new granola cereal was six fucking pounds fucking seventy fucking five fucking pence for a 500g bag. i did not realise this until i was already at the till in the deli. anyway, it's fucking RANK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Well it would taste rank if you buy the cheap stuff.

( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)

i like lizzi's granola
the black treacle and pecan one is AMAZING. it's hard to find good granola that hasn't been ruined by those twin cunts, raisins and sultanas. and their evil bastard mate, coconut.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I don't eat breakfast
So I am missing out on a whole world of Breakfast foods
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I had bacon this morning
This is infinitely better than granola.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

all i heard is
blah blah i'm wrong blah blah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

A lack of bacon does affect hearing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

She's just being pig ignorant

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You are on form today sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Nice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

it's just my STYle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Trot on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

i guess you reap what you SOW

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

When telling porkies

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I can't help porking my nose into other's business

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

You're such a food weirdo.

( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

food

LOL!!!
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

This is quite impressive
You were almost nonced by Fergie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

he has a very dry sense of humour
it took me about 20 years to work him out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Your Dad must be fucking minted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

he's done alright for himself
he still puts ketchup AND brown sauce on his baked beans though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Ugh, ketchup in beans?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

baked beans are fucking rank
ketchup is fucking rank
brown sauce is fucking rank

the whole thing is.... fucking rank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

FOOD
WEIRDO
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

KISS MY POO CHUTE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Sorry, I don't double dip.

( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

You're just odd.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

It is OK when it arrives in there by accident but I'd not put it in on purpose
/euphamism
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Brown sauce in beans at breakfast is perfectly acceptable though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I prefer a little branston pickle
and some chili powder.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Branston in beans?
Hmm, not tried that. I wouldn't have it with breakfast though, I don't think it'd work.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

It sounds rank.

(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Have you seen those retards buying and selling olympic torches on ebay
THey are going for tens of thousands but there's fucking loads of them, the torch bearers get to keep them and there's fucking 8000 of them. How on earth are they worth 150k?
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

The only person that comes to mind was Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow, but that was years back
I also met the singer of one of my favourite bands (Heaven Shall Burn), and he turned out to be a really nice guy, but I doubt most here will have heard of them.

Alt: Probably either Michael Owen, Marcus Bischoff or Big Val (he was fucking huge).

Alt Alt: I walked up Canal Street the other day, as it took a good 10 minutes off a usual 15 minute journey.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

+to Billy Mill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

It's a Mnncehster tradition to remove the "C" and "S" from the street sign.
In fact, I think the sign might be put out of the way.
Edit, how was your birthday do?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 21 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Not just a tradition there, according to someone I spoke to at the weekend, there's also a gay district on Canal Street in another city
Their signs have also had the same treatment. Also, you seen the Stockport beer festival?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I went a few years ago, it was pretty good. You off?
I've tons on that week, but might try to manage an afternoon over.

I'm definitely having a few here.

www.manchesterciderfestival.co.uk/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Certainly hoping to be, might be meeting another b3tan there too
I went a couple of years back, it was very good, but very much relies on the weather being good also.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

It's Manchester, so you're probably screwed weatherwise.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 21 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Wasn't too bad last time, so I'm hoping it's that way again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Great weather forsecasting methodology here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Note the word 'hope'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

The last famus person i saw was Sir Trevor Macdonald at my local farmer's market on Saturday
The best was Bob Holness many years ago when we were doing a charity thing together.

altalt: BENNY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Oh fuck
John FUCKING Craven once bought me a pint of Guinness in Banbury

HOW COULD I FORGET THIS?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Did he nonce you afterwards cementing his move from Children's TV to countryfile?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

No, he went for dinner
unfortunately

In other news, he is FUCKING MASSIVE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

WRONG
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

This makes me smaller than Battered then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)

FACT!

( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

C
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

country paedo
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Ha. I saw Bob Holness in First Class on a Virgin Train to Blackpool years ago. He looked miserable and his wife stole three small bottles of Red Wine from the unattended drinks cart.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Brilliant, he was very nice when i met him although he did tell me off for eating the last mince pie
i was once stuck in a jam on the M40, looked to my left and saw Les Dennis, it was just when he was divorcing Amanda Holden, i have never seen anyone looking so small, miserbale and broken.


i beeped and waved to him, he slowly turneed to look at me and then turned back without a flicker of emotion.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I seem to recall some scandal about him and Holden involving bumming
but I can't remember what now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Holdan would wear a strap on and a Simon Cowl mask and bum Les in front of a judging panel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I'm out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

i saw a guy who looked like jeremy clarkson from the back once
it was jeremy clarkson
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

So, tall with curly hair then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

tight jeans all the way up to his arm pits and sensible shoes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Oh, I met Tim Minchin in Edinburgh a few years ago too
and had a nice long chat with him after the show. He was actually surprisingly lovely, and quite shy. This was 2008 though, before he was properly famous - I hear he's a bit of a cunt now. Shame.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I put it to you that he is the least funny singing comedian since George Formby ad his massive ukalele

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

+which made him look smaller

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

George Formby was 6'7"
he just performed from very far away.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

and with a very large ukulele

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I heard he had modified a double bass

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

God Quentin
The ukelele doesn't scale. You're such an IDIOT.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
i don't mind dead mum jokes and all the bullying in the world but this is going too far

ANY FULE KNOW A BIG UKE WOULD MAKE FORMBY LOOK SMALLER
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

He needs to wash his fucking hair
The dirty fuck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

No shit, it's turned fucking orange!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

My Stepdad once met Ron Jeremy in a pub in Cornwall
It was only after Ron got very cross with my dear step father in a very strong Cornish accent that it dawned on him how insulting it might be to confuse someone with a fat, short, ugly, sweaty porn star. In the morning it also dawned on him that the chance of Ron Jeremy being in the Waggoners on a tuesday night were very low.
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

How could you ever sit on the sofa again knowing your stepdad had been frantically masturbating on there over Ron jeremy porn?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I tried not to
but once I sat there I stuck to the fabric
( Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I saw Claire Sweeney and Jimmy Carr in The Ivy yesterday.
Sweeney can talk/shout for England.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I was sat
Opposite Chris Bonnington on the train a while back, I oculdnt quite place who he was until it slowly dawned on me and my childhood of watching Blue Peter came flooding back... It was normal cattle class as well which surprised me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Do you always turn up hours late to threads Bonzo?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Yes mate...
Its that work thing, gets in the way of my shirking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Shoddy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)