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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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loads of footballers live by my dad
if i could spell veeeeditch, i could tell you that he lives next door. and rooney rented the house opposite until his mcmansion was ready.
alex ferguson is a mate of my dad's, so occasionally (and i mean about once a decade) i come downstairs to see him guzzling whisky in the lounge. when i was about 15, he said to my dad, "you're not letting her out in a skirt like that, are you?"
i don't know whether to be happy or cross this morning. happy because i did 90 mins in the gym before work. cross because my new granola cereal was six fucking pounds fucking seventy fucking five fucking pence for a 500g bag. i did not realise this until i was already at the till in the deli. anyway, it's fucking RANK.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
if i could spell veeeeditch, i could tell you that he lives next door. and rooney rented the house opposite until his mcmansion was ready.
alex ferguson is a mate of my dad's, so occasionally (and i mean about once a decade) i come downstairs to see him guzzling whisky in the lounge. when i was about 15, he said to my dad, "you're not letting her out in a skirt like that, are you?"
i don't know whether to be happy or cross this morning. happy because i did 90 mins in the gym before work. cross because my new granola cereal was six fucking pounds fucking seventy fucking five fucking pence for a 500g bag. i did not realise this until i was already at the till in the deli. anyway, it's fucking RANK.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i like lizzi's granola
the black treacle and pecan one is AMAZING. it's hard to find good granola that hasn't been ruined by those twin cunts, raisins and sultanas. and their evil bastard mate, coconut.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
the black treacle and pecan one is AMAZING. it's hard to find good granola that hasn't been ruined by those twin cunts, raisins and sultanas. and their evil bastard mate, coconut.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I don't eat breakfast
So I am missing out on a whole world of Breakfast foods
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
So I am missing out on a whole world of Breakfast foods
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
he has a very dry sense of humour
it took me about 20 years to work him out.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
it took me about 20 years to work him out.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
he's done alright for himself
he still puts ketchup AND brown sauce on his baked beans though.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
he still puts ketchup AND brown sauce on his baked beans though.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
baked beans are fucking rank
ketchup is fucking rank
brown sauce is fucking rank
the whole thing is.... fucking rank
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
ketchup is fucking rank
brown sauce is fucking rank
the whole thing is.... fucking rank
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
It is OK when it arrives in there by accident but I'd not put it in on purpose
/euphamism
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
/euphamism
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Branston in beans?
Hmm, not tried that. I wouldn't have it with breakfast though, I don't think it'd work.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Hmm, not tried that. I wouldn't have it with breakfast though, I don't think it'd work.
( , Mon 21 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
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