floaty dresses FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well if you've got the legs for them, sporto...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

My legs are fucking beautiful, I'll have you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

all four of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)

If you've got the udders, then show 'em off I say

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

hehe....
floating slightly above the crotch.......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

my pervometer just went into overload
roll that tongue back up, lech
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

*rolls*
where did you get the pervometer from?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

i invented it, its just a piece of string tied around my genitals and up to my finger
if i feel my finger twitch i know someone's being pervy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Shouldn't that be in the QOTW?
Idly I just visualised a phone app that would compare a picture of the subject with one of, say, a certain 70's popstar who invites people to join his gang, then gives a % match of the features. Over 70% would set off a loud "Perv Alert".
Just need to get some funding and.....$$$$$....?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

GaddApp

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

+Get on up
GaddApp-ah, Gadd on up

like a sex machine, man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

or
"FacePerv"
"Glitter"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)