Speaking as a cricketer, I can confirm that summer is nowhere to be fucking seen
It pissed down all last week, so although the sun was out all weekend, the pitches were still unplayable due to the big fucking puddles everywhere.

I cannot declare summer to have officially arrived until we get an entire weekend of uninterrupted cricket.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

have we won yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Yes, by 5 wickets

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

woop!
Off to lords to watch Eng V RSA later in the year
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Excellent! SA will be a real test.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

yeah i know....the last two years I've been it's rained and ruined it
I'll be happy with a half decent showing and some sun
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

and some streakers
Don't forget the streakers.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I've never seen a streaker.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 21 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I went to see Scotland v Australia in Edinburgh about 10 years back
and there were about 4 streakers over the course of the day.

3 blokes got caught within seconds of entering the pitch, but the woman was allowed to run free for about 2 minutes - pursued by a team of stewards trying desperately hard not to catch her too quickly.

Add Benny Hill music for extra effect.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Scotland V Austarlia cricket?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)

No mate
Australia. Big place, other side of the world. Convicts and bar-bies. Remember? Lol.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)