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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pad Thai is one of my fave thai dishes, I love it. I always ask for two extra trays of crushed peanuts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:50,
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It does my tits in though when they do it with normal style noodles. There is the worst show in the world on E4+1 at the moment, called "Love Shaft", it's a dating gameshow based in a lift.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:56,
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You know what, Phudbree, I don't think the lift went anywhere.I think they were in a bar/club, and they had a room built that looked like a lift. Then when they get off at each 'floor', they wheeled a backdrop in to make it look like a lobby... a bit like on Star Trek. Then on the final floor, the penthouse, they didn't do the backdrop so you could see the whole thing. This is all a sham. I don't think many 30 story buildings would dedictae the entire building to the filming off a gameshow.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:04,
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Yes,but if you pressed "1" it would go straight up her Love Shaft and you win the bonus prize, which is probably a goldfish.
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I was wondering weather Shaft would be a male or female uiphinisum.At first I thought it was male, but I guess not.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21,
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Weara condom while watching, mate. "You know it makes sense." Or is it "clunk click every trip." Or "sneezes spread diseases."
Too much health information. Cunts
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I'll be honest here, I'm not 100% sure what you said just there.I thought being shafted means to take it up the bumhole, or to be conned.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32,
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I'll give most telly a try, to see if its any good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17,
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I've moved onto the first Rocky film now, for the first time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:19,
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I will do, watching them in order first though.I wanna do the same thing with the Bourne films.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:22,
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Rocky is actually supposed to be a good film, it won a few oscarsbut all the others get quite silly, but the pinnacle of silliness is Rocky 4.
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I really cannot get away with the Rocky films.Security in the Asda DVD aisle has really clamped down lately.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29,
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The 'your cock/not your cock' conversation still makes me laugh.In fact, I sent a text with your sig on it, not 10 minutes ago.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30,
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It is, without a shadow of a doubtthe most hilarious thing ever printed in the pages of Viz, beating even Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped or the Rotating Chin Men. Or that Jack Black strip where Aunt Meg's whorehouse was losing custom due to the local video store starting to stock grot films.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33,
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And worth more than the original 'Wakey Shakey' alarm clock.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34,
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£260 quid!!!tonyvalderama.com/acatalog/Gifts___Specials.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35,
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Hahahahahaha!I met Chris Donald a few weeks ago. Nice chap.
The missus says "hi" and sends hugs and stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38,
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I'll bet there are loads of alarm clocks turning up in North East car boot sales.Get yourself out on the hunt!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40,
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*falls off another horse*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04,
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Did salvesta have a stroke?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29,
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complicated birth led to a nerve being severed or something meaning his jaw muscles are stuck shut.
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Well, now you've just made me think of Jackie Stallone's leathery cuntflaps.Thanks a fucking bunch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33,
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If my memory serves me correctly he was 14lbs or something and had to be manhandled out of the vagina. Hence the damage to his face.
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That must be about half what you were.How did they manage to get you out?
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Frankly I'm amazed your mother knew a midwife who had experience of birthing pure fucking evil.
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I really don't understand how can spend so much time on this siteand yet completely fail to get how it works.
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Yeah. You cunt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45,
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR SUCH A HATEFUL BASTARD DAVROSIT'S LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS!!!
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I'm just a mean machine.I'd pimp my own granny out for a bottle of Diamond White, and she's been dead for fifteen years.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:02,
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It's good that he's managed an acting career then.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35,
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He's a smart cookie too, wrote and directed the Rocky's and Rambo's and I think he has a doctorate from somewhere in engineering but that might be wrong. Bloke is pretty cool.
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Because he really studied for 5 years on a poverty income to get those letters!(
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