Press
1 for up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You know what, Phudbree, I don't think the lift went anywhere.
I think they were in a bar/club, and they had a room built that looked like a lift. Then when they get off at each 'floor', they wheeled a backdrop in to make it look like a lobby... a bit like on Star Trek. Then on the final floor, the penthouse, they didn't do the backdrop so you could see the whole thing. This is all a sham. I don't think many 30 story buildings would dedictae the entire building to the filming off a gameshow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Yes,
but if you pressed "1" it would go straight up her Love Shaft and you win the bonus prize, which is probably a goldfish.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I was wondering weather Shaft would be a male or female uiphinisum.
At first I thought it was male, but I guess not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

shaft is a bad motherfucker

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Wear
a condom while watching, mate. "You know it makes sense." Or is it "clunk click every trip." Or "sneezes spread diseases."

Too much health information. Cunts
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I'll be honest here, I'm not 100% sure what you said just there.
I thought being shafted means to take it up the bumhole, or to be conned.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)