Evening nob'eads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:27, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening Jeffers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Bobster.
*nods*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I've done so much revision today I might have an early night.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Why not have a joint instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Just say NO!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I've quit for this week. Exams are important.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

They are.
Especially if you want to win a flat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Haha, like he will actually give me the keys if I get a first.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)

If you do get them.
It'll more than the flat is worth to stop Stunned coming over and breaking stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I would give him the keys straight back and enjoy having that over him for the rest of my life.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)

It's Jeff, everyone!
Evening Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I was just going to say exactly that!
True story.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Wow.
You guys have a connection.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

We totally have.
So, wagwan wi you, mi bredren?

I actually said that to my mum this afternoon on the phone. I had to repeat it about five times and then translate it into normal English.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I'm good thanks b3th.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

According to the dentist, I'm a massive pussy.
That's 'AM', not 'HAVE'.

Apparently I don't have an abcess at all, just an infection. No root canal work for me.

However, in anticipation of being drilled to fuck today, I rescheduled a job interview that I was supposed to be going to tonight. Nothing exciting, just a casting call for Frankie & Benny's. They're opening a new 'restaurant' in Weston.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I have no comment to make.
Other than good luck with the interview.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Thanks.
It's nothing too taxing. Just being door staff. you know, 'Table for three, sir? Do you have a reservation? i can fit you in at nine.' sort of thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

An
abcess is an infection. Your dentist is a fud.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

An abcess is surely an infection which has actually caused a hole in the gum which fills with pus
you can have an infection without having an abcess.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

SOMEONE TELL ME IF I'M JUST A WHINING MALINGERER!!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

You are, but not because of this.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

how?

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Errrrrr, well let me think.
You probably had a slightly suppressed immune system and then maybe came into contact with someone who was carrying some kind of "bad" bacteria which made it's way into your mouth and possibly entered a small cut on your gum. The bacteria then multiplied and because of your compromised immune system got to the stage when the side effects of all the bacteria by products made you feel like shit.

Then, if you don't get that treated, the infection could develop further, your gum gets eaten away underneath the tooth and this hole is what is known as an "abcess".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Aye
and no.

First part shite. Nithin to do with compromised immune systems for the vast majority of folks. Much more likely that a stray food particle finds it's way under the gum, or into a hole in the tooth and leads to infection.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Do you not understand how questions and answers work?
You asked how you could get an infection without having an abcess. My explanation is a clear description of how that could happen. It wasn't a statement of how it always happens.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I understand
perfectly. Some of your answer was correct and could happen. Unlikely for the majority of the population, though.

I'm not having a go at ye, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Oh, that's alright then.
I thought an abcess involved lots of root canal work. He said there was nothing he needed to do to the actual teeth, so the antibiotics would be enough.

Turns out I was justified in my woe-is-me-ness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I had a gum infection once
and I recall it was pretty hideously painful. So you're not being too soft.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Excellent.
I tell you what, I've eaten chuff all in the last four days. weigh-in should be good this week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Depends
where the infection is.

If it's deep in the the root of the tooth, then it's root canal. If it's in a hole in the top part, the crown, then it's usually simple drilling.They are both "abscesses" or gatherings of puss.

Please yersel', like.

"Replaces dentures."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Alright DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Alright Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I'm listening to Suede.
Don't judge me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Hey, I'm not Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)

You might have a view all the same.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I have not heard enough of them to make a judgement either way.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I'll judge you as a hip cat who's down with the latest singles in the hit parade.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)

We've always had a connection Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Yeah Jeff, you and me against the world.
*fist bumps*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I thought it was a 'hep' cat?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Not if he's listening to suede he's not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I can't help but judge you, Jeff
I am very judgemental when it comes to music.
And Suede were bent beyond words.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Ah, but I have to balance opinon with Deaconess.
Well done. You've never been more wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I don't think I like you any more.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Hang on, that implies I liked you in the first place.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

You spastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

YES!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

It's like I sent a friend request
and then when you said yes, I unfriended you straight away.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)

The harshest possible language.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I like Starcrazy, god knows why.
It has the line 'electric shock bog brush hair' for christ sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

You
don't know me,right?

Probably just as well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Are you 5' 8" (and a half)?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

No
you missed out a vital, I say vital, inch and a half.

But I won't , ahem, hold it against you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Oright Jeff.
I done a silly thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Which is?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I dun shaved.
This was not good. I look like a cock.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)

The full monty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)

sadly so.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I got me a beard trimmer the other week.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

yuo have a beard now?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

No, that's Darth.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)

HAHA

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Nah, I shaved this morning.
But I have periods of not shaving for a few days and it helps tidy up the face up a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

pfffft
you have periods! What are you, some kind of bender?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Yes. I nurse my shaving cuts with jam-rags.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I have to shave every two days.
Otherwise it looks like I've pritt sticked pubes to my face. I don't want a beard anyway it makes my face look rounder.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)