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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good isn't it?
No it fucking isn't.

I'm bored and now I can piss about on here a bit all you cunts seem to have died. Normally I'd be pleased about this but not today.

I don't know, ah, what's the shittest item of clothing you've ever owned? I used to have a psychedelic Stonehenge-design top with FLARED SLEEVES. I looked like a bent wizard in it. I also used to have a Dead-head style TIE DYE T SHIRT. That was also uber-bent. I also used to have a PATCHWORK WAISTCOAT which my brother made. Bent. And WOODEN BEADS (also bent). Later on I had a WHITE HOODY with an OM sign on it (chutney ferret).

Christ, I think I might kill myself. Luckily I successfully avoided cameras for the most part.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I have chinos.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Are they multiplying?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I've added anions to the left leg and cations to the right leg.
It's electrifying.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is my best post ever.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'm neutral on this matter

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I fear you are right.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
You should be charged for this
with battery.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
LTI

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
i have never owned shit clothes
never have I been seen in stripey shorts and purple tights, a yellow beret or tie dye tops. Nope, never worn robes or a sparkly jacket with butterflies on, or denim Doc Martens or loud waistcoats. And i DEFINITELY have never made my own clothes.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Phew! That would have been well bent.
My brother and I had matching black roll-necks and jade green flares which my mother made for us from patterns, in the 1970s. We looked like a Children's Film Foundation production. Only worse.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
did you go on adventures
in slightly dingey places?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Yes. Third-rate ones in places that looked suspiciously like vacant lots in Pinewood.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
also a shit-brown leather jacket with an enormous collar ideally

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
and dirty lace up tennis shoes

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Standard-issue CFF kit.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I've got some hilarious geeky t-shirts
and a pair of these: maxfitllc.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vibram.jpg that I used to wear to the pub until my mates girlfriend made me stop.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)
She was right to do that.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I accept this

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
those shoes make me shudder
it's not right to have things between one's toes
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Not even doritos?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
my toes cringed when I read that

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
They look like gorilla feet.
I liked your Bristol bash t shirt.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I liked his coat.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
As if you can remember ANYTHING from that weekend...

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I remember it all in lurid detail.
I am NAILS, remember?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
No, that's Amberl.
You are a gyppo.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I have never been so insulted in my life.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I think I'd only worn it twice before
for fear of offending someone. But it was tailor made for that bash.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
While I was a student
I wore this fabulous pair of hot pink tartan hotpant type shorts. Of course, being a student, I used to wear them over black tights with dockers, but still... Enough to make a sex pest go soft, I'm sure you will agree.

Unfortunately, I believe there is some photographic evidence of this somewhere.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
haha
when I was a student, there was a time when I had blue and green checked surfer trousers, orange shirt, purple DMs, red hat and turquoise hair.

In my defence, I was an art student
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I used to love wearing those button up flowery dresses that were popular in the nineties
With a white polo neck, black jodhpurs, and dockers. And I made myself a floppy black velvet hat. But I already told you that.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
:)
man, I miss the 90s
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I'm sorry but there is no defence for that
You must have looked as though you had gotten dressed in the dark. Or had severe colourblindness.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
ha
I still frequently do
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Again.
Shopping.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I'm being bullied into being socially acceptable!

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
It's called becoming a grown up.
Sometimes you just have to man up and do it.

Mind you, you're an art subject teacher, so you can probably get away with it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
i had a union jack shirt for years that i never even wore once

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
You should wear it to the first bash you attend.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
He's coming round mine for tea on Saturday, and should wear it then.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
am I?????!?!?!
oh boy i'd best get my chinos ironed
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
No need.
I've got some in the cupboard ready for you. 34in waist, right?

You post like a 34in waist, I'll bet I'm right. Tell me I'm right.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I've not been a 34 inch waste in over a decade =(

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I take the same size clothes as I did at 18.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
so do I.
Mind you, I was fat then too.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
OMG YOUR RIGHT

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Just bring your 'jim-jams' then.
5 o'clock alright?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
i got rid of it a while ago
hideous thing it was
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Why do you hate your country?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Since he went all muslamic he's been like this.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
because i have to pay tax on my sausage rolls

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
A valid reason if ever I heard it.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I bought a red and white vertical stripe short sleeve shirt once, I thought it was great.
Then my mates started to ask me for 99's and cornettos. I binned it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I had an ex who occasionally wore a trilby.
Until my incessant 'Greggs' lolz drove her to binning it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I wonder what drove her to bin you?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Oh but did she?
NO SHE DID NOT. I don't think I have ever been binned by a 'chick'.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Ok, where did you dump the body then?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Your garden. Soz.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I don't get it.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WORKED AT GREGGS!!!!!!

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Do they wear trilbys?
I havne't been to one for ages, I'm more of a M&S food man.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I'm not whether they do or not but it sho' nuff pissed her off.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
man, I miss gregg's
stupid diet. Perhaps I will celebrate in a month's time or something by replacing all the lost flab with steak bakes
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I have never attended a Greggs.
There's an equivalent calls 'Percy Ingles' near my home, but I've never been there either.

Soz.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I wore a trilby to a wedding once.
To be fair, I was also wearing a pinstriped trouser suit.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
LESBIAN RUGMUNCHER HAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
My lesbian rugmuncher mate wore a dress.
One of only two times I have ever seen her in a dress.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I have a brown trilby
with gold thread. I like it, I care not if anyone else does. Or the black fedora, or the purple fedora or the red floppy hat or the red or yellow straw hats
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I'll have two sausage rolls with that love
chop chop
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Can I have two sausage rolls and a chelsea bun please?


Oops soz, I thought I was in Greggs.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
may I recommend the toffee doughnut?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Euphemism of the week

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I had a pair of pink corduroy flares when I was 17
I have also been known to make my own clothes. I also had some 'interesting' items of clothing when I was going through my lolgoth phase.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Did you know that it's WORLD GOTH DAY today?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I did not
I gave up on that shizzle quite a while ago. It's difficult to be a short, fat (as I was then), light-brown-curly haired goth. It just doesn't look right.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I was too jovial even to consider it.
My brother was (and still is on the inside) a 'superb' goth. Proper 80s style, massive black back-combed hair, capes, crushed velvet purple trews, THE LOT. There are pictures. Oh, there are pictures.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I was never really miserable enough either
I certainly didn't have the dedication to the look your brother seems to have achieved.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
What 'massive wanker'?
It takes a lot of work.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
You would be if you were related to Monty.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
You look more like a Charles II dandy.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I act like one too.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
The Alans are my favourite tribe.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
A-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I'm up for rampaging across Europe rampaging and pillaging
who's with me?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Been there, done that.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I think we all did that.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Clutching at straws there

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
in what way?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
unless i'm mistaken only internet birds are short, fat and dress like the mentally ill

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I'm fairly tall

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
WHEN YOU'VE FALLEN OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
There are no women on the internet.
Well, no attractive ones, anyway.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
That one in the Gonz link was well FIT

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I'm dating one.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
So am I.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
*vipros style high-five*

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I'd like to meet your 'lady'.
Why not bring her to town and we'll feed you both?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I will at some point and I'll let you know.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)
V good.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
I just got an email from BT
offering me an 8GB Android tablet, normally 130, for 100. Unbeatable value! The email cried.

First page of google shows 30 places selling that exact model for 75. I think they may be unclear on the meaning of 'unbeatable'.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Unbeatable cheek.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I'm pretty sure "Android" tablets are beatable

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Yawn

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:06, Reply)
I have had sun, beer and a haircut
I'd say today was excellent for a tuesday
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:18, Reply)
I was on the radio again!

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:42, Reply)
"police are on the lookout for a colourblind nonce" doesn't count

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Did you break it?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
OMG "I'm gonna get you sucka" and "The last dragon" Refs. in one day? Monts you amaze me. You have the glow.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:53, Reply)
I laugh at some of the Adidas trainers I had.
They were horrendous. No one needs bright yellow Spezials with bright blue stripes.
I make up for it by being suave as fuck now though. Two blokes asked where I got my t-shirt from whilst in Greenwich Park today. I told them not to worry about it.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:07, Reply)

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