I bought a red and white vertical stripe short sleeve shirt once, I thought it was great.
Then my mates started to ask me for 99's and cornettos. I binned it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I had an ex who occasionally wore a trilby.
Until my incessant 'Greggs' lolz drove her to binning it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I wonder what drove her to bin you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Oh but did she?
NO SHE DID NOT. I don't think I have ever been binned by a 'chick'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Ok, where did you dump the body then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Your garden. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I don't get it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WORKED AT GREGGS!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Do they wear trilbys?
I havne't been to one for ages, I'm more of a M&S food man.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I'm not whether they do or not but it sho' nuff pissed her off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

man, I miss gregg's
stupid diet. Perhaps I will celebrate in a month's time or something by replacing all the lost flab with steak bakes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I have never attended a Greggs.
There's an equivalent calls 'Percy Ingles' near my home, but I've never been there either.

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I wore a trilby to a wedding once.
To be fair, I was also wearing a pinstriped trouser suit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

LESBIAN RUGMUNCHER HAHAHAHAHAHA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

My lesbian rugmuncher mate wore a dress.
One of only two times I have ever seen her in a dress.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I have a brown trilby
with gold thread. I like it, I care not if anyone else does. Or the black fedora, or the purple fedora or the red floppy hat or the red or yellow straw hats
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I'll have two sausage rolls with that love
chop chop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Can I have two sausage rolls and a chelsea bun please?


Oops soz, I thought I was in Greggs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

may I recommend the toffee doughnut?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Euphemism of the week

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)