Sorry everyone
Soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I should think so too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I'll hand myself in to the mods

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Needs MOAR noncing first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Can someone please give a sumation of the noncing meme regarding scaryduck?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I would also like this please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Rory called scaryduck a nonce and an alcoholic
scaryduck edited his post.
Battered/baldmonkey among others decided that rory got too much attention by getting mod edited and then spent the last two weeks saying pretty much what rory said all over the boards of b3ta, hoping it would make them look cool and popular.
IT TOTALLY WORKED
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

There seemed to be an actual story though
Rather than just calling someone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I can guess at the story being something along the lines of scaryduck getting drunk a couple of times
plus maybe dating someone a year younger than him when he was 17.
It's all bollocks, it always is.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

This is what I thought it might be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Rory is quite good at what he does
He appreciates that the internet cannot see smoke without believing there to be fire.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

he's actually very good at advice when you tell him something real though
sorry to piss on his internet chips, but i think secretly he's quite nice. he just hides it REALLY well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Hang on a minute here
You have had such a go at me for being mean on the internet whilst totally discounting the opinion of people who you know who say I'm nice.

So why on earth should we believe what you just said?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)

nobody in real life has ever said you are nice. they just post it on here, but it's a whole different story in the pub
but you don't have to believe me. it's the INTERNET. believe whatever makes you happy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I heard he was an alcoholic paedo.
and a predatory homosexualist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

no no
that was YOU
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Internet bullying!
*gazzes mods*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I heard he grows vegetables
and can't run marathons.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I heard he took the internet VERY SERIOUSLY INDEED.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Giving applebite cider does not make a peado.
And anyone with a pulse would find your brother attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Are you calling me a bert?
Or maybe a zombie?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Both since you are married to a coffin dodger and would secretly like a 3some with your brother and his scouse.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

ssshhh.
Don't tell everyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

As far as I can tell
It was one of Rory's spurious rumours.
Whether its origins go back further than that, I do not know.
They seem to like it over on /talk too though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)