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What would be your specialised subject on Mastermind? Do you reckong you'd be any good? I've known two family friends who've been on it, both said it was the scariest thing they've done and both were shit.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 16:28,
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Jimi Hendrix.
I'd be shit though.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 16:32,
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thats ok, so was he
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:34,
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Hush yo' mouth, Quizzle.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
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and that's my specialist subject
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:56,
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YM.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:33,
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Either the Redwall series, or The Attitude Era (1997-2002) in wrestling.
A few years ago it would have been about the Battle of Stalingrad, but I've not looked at anything to do with it in years.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:36,
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Pulling birds
BOOM
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:37,
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Is this about grouse shooting?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
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David Gemmell books.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:40,
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Operation Market Garden.
I'd win with no problems. The general knowledge would be easy too, as there aare few sports, and fewer soaps questions.
A chum of mine's sister went on Mastermind years ago, while we still at school. She got 2 right in the specialist round and basically fucked up big time. She is now a proffessor of english in New England, so that's alright.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:43,
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Having now watched all the Alien films (well the first four) I can say I am an expert and that will be my back up round.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:44,
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I hope you saw the directors cut of Aliens so you know about robot sentinels.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:45,
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I watched all of them on special edition blu-ray and the only sentry turrets I remember were in Aliens? I'm going to fail on this quiz.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:46,
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Sorry Bobby, that's a pass.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:47,
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is that the bit where the mechanic get's killed 'cause of the cat?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49,
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No, they set them up in a corridor before the aliens attack
and blow the shit out of hundreds of them.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:51,
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That's the second film. Not the first. They have 500 bullets in each and by the end only 10 left.
I misread Aliens in the first post.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:51,
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I said Aliens, you drongo.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:52,
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I reckon you ninja'd
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
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NEXT FUCKING QUESTION.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:53,
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This is not my speciality.
Think your own up.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:58,
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Name all the android characters in the films.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:59,
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What's type of acid is the Aliens blood based on.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:00,
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Gay loser acid?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 17:02,
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Yep.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:05,
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CITRIC! um sulphuric I think but can't remember, I can name the androids though, Ash, Bishop, Cole.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:06,
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You're more master-bater than mastermind.
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:07,
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Has anyone ever jizzed on mastermind?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:07,
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Yeah
took ages to chisel the coloured pegs out afterwards
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Bill Clay Hey Whitey, where's your hat?, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:11,
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Cole Call
/filmpedantstrikesagain
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Bill Clay Hey Whitey, where's your hat?, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:10,
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Can I go back to my original subject of David Gemmell books please?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:12,
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Not today.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:54,
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Which scenes within the films do you see boobs
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PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:46,
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Resurrection when you see the mong versions of ripley and that's it I think.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:48,
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although in HD you can see Ripley pube at the start of Aliens.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:48,
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Oh man, I'm watching that tonight.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:49,
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Is it bad form to say the 3rd and 4th were a bit pony?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:50,
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No, Alien and Aliens are the better films.
By a country mile.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Thu 24 May 2012, 16:52,
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Having just watch Alien on monday
It wasn't quite as good as I remembered it being. The actual Alien looks very rubbery.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:55,
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It's a bunch of shit.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 16:55,
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I liked it, you pooh pooh everything.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 16:56,
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No I don't.
There are loads of things I think are excellent - but shit sci-fi films that go ON AND ON FOR FUCKING EVER are quite simply shit.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 17:00,
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Yeah but the thing you think is most excellent is pooh poohing things lot's of other people like. I'm not saying that you secretly like the stuff you pooh pooh, rather that you get a massive knob on pooh poohing it. I still love you though Monty. pooh.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:03,
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I don't have a specialist subject
So can I just have two general knowledge rounds instead?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:00,
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No, soz.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 17:02,
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Ok, my specialist subject is pub quiz questions
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:14,
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I'd be shit
I know a load of random crap but it's all different stuff rather than knowing one area in detail and I'm shite at high pressure situations.
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berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:02,
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Are you pizza-ing next Tuesday?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 24 May 2012, 17:03,
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The only thing I'm really an expert on
is the turbo system of a VAG 1.8t engine.
Not the sort of thing that makes rivetting television.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:14,
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I know the VAG transfer box is a bucket of cunt, if that helps?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:15,
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Not really, I'm 2wd
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:16,
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wise man.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:16,
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Pffft
Vag box
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:10,
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knowing everything, ever, apparently.
I reckon I might struggle.
I don't think I'd be allowed most of the subjects I really do know anything about.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:14,
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You are correct about everything you'd walk it regardless of subject
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:34,
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I heard that Badger is the only person who can give an certification in making certifications about new certifications.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:44,
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Certifiable
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:19,
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jack of all trades, master of none
I'm a vast sea of knowledge but very shallow.
AND I don't know a lot about any one thing in particular, lol.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:27,
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HELLO!
I'm back, has it been shit without me?
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:34,
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No. It's been infinitely better. So fuck off again.
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 17:54,
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ahhhh you kidder you!
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Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:02,
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given how badly me and my team do at the pub quiz
I'm saying I'm going to be terrible.
Specialist subject is probably early photography or something specific about science fiction, I'd have to revise, though
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:29,
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"What to eat and drink on a day like today, middle left square for $250 please carol"
Im saving this for tomo but I want taccos with home made gawk and home made salsa and emmingtile cheese and lettuce and lemon soaked onions and a blowjob with as little touching as possible because it's too hot.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 24 May 2012, 18:42,
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What in the tacos?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:15,
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Sunderland football club 1992-present please Magnus
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:18,
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Specialist subjects?
You need 4 at least (if you get through to the final)
The life & inventions of:-
Eugene Stoner
Georg Luger
Hiram Henry Maxim
John Moses Browning
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Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:22,
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I can guess at two so enlighten me!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:24,
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All weapons inventors
Eugene Stoner - the inventor of the Armalite
Georg Luger - Ronseal but also had a load of patents to his name
Hiram Henry Maxim - as above
John Moses Browning - was a freelance weapon designer, the Browning Hi Power was his (of course) but so was the Colt 1911 & a shedload more.
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Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:37,
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Do you live in Hungerford by any chance?
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Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:51,
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Nope
Coventry (actually very close by but meh)
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Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:53,
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