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Bore da frindiau. Pwy y ti?
Alt: why does everyone on the leveson inquiry talk... So... Fucking... Slowly...? It... Really... Irritates...me.

Alt alt: I'm gardening today, any tips on what I'm meant to do?

change of plans: off to fly kites in Bristol instead.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
because they are thinking about what they say as they know how quotes can be misinterpreted
altalt: DYAAKY
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I have no fucking idea what that says
Alt: I'd guess because they have to be careful, so are taking their time with what they say, so they can't have what they say used against them.

Alt Alt: Make like a tree.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
good morning frindau, who are you? i think his welsh needs some work

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
his enormous gut needs work

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Good morning friend, what's your name? My welsh is shite

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
your english isn't up to much neither

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Me English ok

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
you english bad, me english best

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)
got a day off bobby?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
RAPE lol

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
5am hahaha barry rape kitchen floor couch 5am day off LOL

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Four months off Q. No more uni until September. How do you know how many people are ignoring you?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
because monty raped me on his kitchen floor at 5am on his day off hahaha

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
There were grapes in the free fruit delivery today
but they make my teeth feel dry
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

g free fruit delivery kitchen floor
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Our fruitbox had what a crude google search for 'exotic orange fruit thing layer of flesh large stones' seems to tell me are 'persimmons'. Am I completely uncouth for never having seen or even heard of this fruit before?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
They also build shite houses

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Brick ones?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Yes
Made out of fruits
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
If it has got a stone in it I don't think it is a persimmon.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
*psst*
It's a peach
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Stupid scarpe.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
It had more than one stone. Or massive pips (fnar, massive pips...)
Fucked if I know what it was then.

Stupid scarpe.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Criw da bore i chi am gwrywgydwyr
They are all speaking in Braille.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
the welsh word for homosexuals is CRAZY

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
The welsh word for Microwave is Poppity-ping

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I really hope this is true

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
it's micro-don
psychochomp is a fucking LIAR
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
It's a slang word, but it's real.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
prove it

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Hello, I'm a welsh man psychochomp has grabbed out of a meeting
I've been told that I have to confirm that popity ping means microwave to you before I can go back in and get my phone.
I can confirm this.

Daffid
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Well I'm convinced.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
this is proof enough for me, sorry i doubted you PC

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Excellent work.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
no fucken way

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
+uphill.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
wear gloves or you will muller your manicure
there is a massive hawk-shaped kite that they fly around london to frighten birds. i had a ridiculous argument with a colleague who thought it was real. what kind of fucking bird flies upright and vertically, up and down, up and down?

even the pigeons weren't fooled.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
they should have made a Kite shaped kite really

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)
gash
a gash shaped kite
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Better than a kite shaped gash

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Or
a kite-shaped gash, perhaps.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
F
ucksox
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
In your own time Phudders

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
this threadis shit, mine was better
you've ruined it all
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Your thread was shit, I didn't even post in it.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
there there. you're better than lots of people, NA

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
name one

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)
anyone who can't spell (apart from gonz)
oh wait....
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
so nobody? my spelling is damn near immaculate thanks to opera's spell checker

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
fucken right

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
if only more pricks could follow your example, quentin
there are certain words that reeeeeally irritate me, because people get them wrong all the time. it's ignorant. i think the worst 3 are:

definite ("definate" makes my skin crawl)
separate ("seperate" makes me want to punch someone)

and most incomprensible of all:

business (don't get me started on "busyness" or "buisness" or other fucktard retardation)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Or
"in regards to...."

Fuckwits.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
or "mind due" instead of "mind you"
wankers
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)
i don't like it when people don't use capitals.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)
OK
London
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)
if you wrote the rules, you get to break them

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)
e.e. cummings lols

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
pffft
cum
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

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       don't
     mind it so
 much when he
       does it
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(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Or
Fropper Cloth
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
or 'scuse me' instead of 'excuse me please'.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I've never seen that one before
How odd
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
"Would of" is one that really annoys me

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
The one I hate is 'yourself' instead of 'you'.
Was it yourself I was speaking to yesterday?
I'll get that in the post to yourself straight away.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Fuck yourself

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
We've had letters home from little tangle's headteacher
With shocking misuse of reflexive pronouns in them.
Ok, fair enough you've got the thick front office staff to write the letter for you, but if you are going to sign it you should at least read it first.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I just hate everyone who speaks
and those who don't
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)
My boss has started to use the phrase "egress to"
which winds me up no end. "egress" means "a place or means of going". Going. You egress *from*, not to.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
he needs to read a few leases
"access to and egress from"
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You use egress but not ingress?
Huh.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
'tis a shit DB, that's why

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
WTF?
I thought that was in relation to a bird?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Mor
Ning!

Alt alt: I trust 'DYAAKY' has already been suggested?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Morning b3th
I have been puked on today
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Excellent. No more than you deserve.
Fellating tramps again?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
That's
why his breath smells of cheese.

I wondered what it was.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
My fetid cock

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Wouldn't
it be your Fetaed cock?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Very good indeed sir

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Not today, no
Son decided to puke up blackcurrant juice all over me at 6am
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Mine did a poo on the floor yesterday
she was very proud of herself
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
+ OAK

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
THAT'S THE OAK

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Acorny joke

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
It's knot

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Leaf the internet

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
but he has his roots here

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I'm branching out

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Yew must be kidding

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
I willownly stop once everyone else has

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
They grow up so fast.
Seems like yesterday she was born, now she's a drunk Glaswegian.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
haha!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Why were you feeding him blackcurrant juice at 6am?
Also, my sympathies. That stuff is rank the second time around. And it stains.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
He wanted a drink and he drinks diluted juice

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

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