I watched a fish called Wanda last night.
So obviously today I'm confused because I'm not sure if Jamie Lee Curtis is attractive or not. What's your take on that timeless question.

alt:Best Python
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:29, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Two words:
Trading Places.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Two more: True Lies
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:33, Reply)

That film makes me feel guilty for what I'd do to the daughter (later in life, obviously)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I don't know who that is.
I can't remember a great deal about the film at all actually, apart from Jamie Lee Curtis' seduction dance.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Eliza Dushku

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I know the name at least.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:37, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:43, Reply)

She's very pale, has a very square jaw and seems to not know how to put on lipstick.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

This is very funny

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I smirked a little

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:49, Reply)

But I didn't "LOL"
and it wasn't worth a click.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Another two: you're bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:46, Reply)

She's got a cracking pair of norks (well, had anyway)
Alt: Graham Chapman
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Terry Gilliam

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:34, Reply)

good call

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:06, Reply)

JAMIE LEE CURTIS HAS THE MOST PERFECT BREASTS EVER
Shame about the face eh?
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:35, Reply)

face cock
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

See I think she can look quite pretty.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:40, Reply)

she is/was OK, nice tits.
Alt: Palin
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Still would
Alt: Michael Palin
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:36, Reply)

they're all fucking shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

She's a hound
I fucking hate my job sometimes. All I want to do is install a home printer on one of our work laptops and it's fighting me every fucking step of the way. I was actually going backwards at one stage. I've been on the phone for an hour and a quarter.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Printers are the worst part of IT, they just don't like you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Same with their customers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

It's complicated by the SSL-VPN system we use to remote access
which keeps booting me off every five minutes and then fucking up IE's cache so we can't log in again. It's doing my fucking swede right in.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

shut up nerd and make it work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Hour and a half in now.
Dogged determination against an apparently sentient and equally dogged laptop
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

hit it with a hammer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Moonwalk lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

What do you mean, 'sometimes'?

(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I would. But that isn't saying alot.
Alt: Reticulated.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Alt: cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Do keep up, dear boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:48, Reply)

She was born with a small cock and balls, 'fact' fans.
She has a man's face, and the knockers of aphrodite.

Alt: reticulated lolololol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I've heard that rumour.
But she's had kids, so I discount it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I suspect he was acknowledging its lack of veracity with his use of quotation marks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I suspect "you're" "a" "cunt"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

"True"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Apparently
born with both bits of kit, and had the c'n'b removed as a baby.

I imagine this whole story is borne of the 'face of man, tits of glory' situation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:51, Reply)

See I don't think she's manly looking, she just has a pointy chin.
I don't know any men that look like her.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

She has thin lips.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Do you get to see those in Trading Places too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

That made me laugh.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

PROOF!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Monty's "had" kids but his tits are excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

The kids are adopted!
THE PLOT THICKENS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

OH NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I'm sorry
I fucked my ankle up again and my foot swelled up. Crow also went a bit menkle on the beer buying so we had about 20 bottles to drag home. I am truely sorry for your lots and the fact you didn't get to see my beautiful face. Another time, eh?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I hope you fucked your ankle up kicking Crow.
Then blamed him for it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Maybe. Unless I'm busy or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I suggest you *say* you're going to stop in
and then just not do so.

You should also do that with regards to the Gonz dinner.

REVENGE
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:02, Reply)

YESSSSSSSS
*Henmans*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Like the man glue in her massive testicles.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Adopted

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Thanks for nothing prick face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

What have I done now?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:52, Reply)

nothing, that's the whole point

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I'm busy.
If anyone works for cable and wireless can they gaz me thanks.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:54, Reply)

yeah too busy sorting out your home cinema to help me make a graph non-retarded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I missed that question, gaz me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

fixed it now, sort of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

What are you fucking moaning about then you bent spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

What do you want thanking for?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:55, Reply)

The several million pounds we pay them which they seem to get for free.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Thank you for the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy
Those endless gays, those sacred gays you gave me
I'm thinking of the gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:59, Reply)

No sign of my Supergran single yet.
I suspect the shop I ordered it from of being 'a bunch of fairies'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:00, Reply)

They couldn't lace your shoes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Are we three going for a beer on Sat afternoon?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I will consult the cripple re the leprechauns and advise but in principle yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:36, Reply)

alt: all of them
probably Palin, but I think really it was a group thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:07, Reply)

This is amazing!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPxI_qEzsI
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:14, Reply)

amazing from the newsletter fucking weeks ago
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Go to links and pour scorn on anyone who dares to post something you've seen before.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Wikipedia doesn't mention the cock thing,
so it can't be true.
Alt, Terry Gilliam, his movie Brazil is a classic. And Mr Palin as a torturer is excellent casting.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I bet if you check the edits there's 400 people saying MASSIVE COCK but they get deleted.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Lady Gaga has a cock too.
True story.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I think anything that's been edited out of wikipedia is actually "the truth" but people haven't "woken up" yet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)

A shade under two hours and I've finally beaten that printer.
I hate printers, I hate phone calls and most of all I hate our stupid in-house VPN.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)

And then what happened?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)

My boss got an email from the user saying how awesome I was.
This never happens. Complaints about how rude and unprofessional I am, yes. This, not so much.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)

'Pork away pal. Fuck her blue'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Never mind all that bollocks.
I TOLD my wife I was going to Montys bash is September whether she likes it or not and though she still maintains I am not going I have not been killed in my sleep which I see as a positive sign that I will make it.
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Why wouldn't you be allowed?
Is it because you keep propositioning the "women" on here desperatly?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I proposition the men too
don't be upset because you get left out because I don't fancy you.
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I have a note from my mum,
allowing me to go and stay up late with the big boys.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Why don't you stay at home and mind the kids and send your wife instead
I'd probably go then
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)

"I hear you're fridgid?"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)

"No, it's Bridget, but nice to meet you anyway"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Hi, I'm 'insert posters name'. I'm on the hunt for cunt lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

You're coming to the bash. It's very simple.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I know of several people on here whose partners have told them they're 'not allowed' to come to bashes
I'm sorry, fucking what? What? Are you 3 years old? What possible reason do they have to a) deny you that and b) tell you what you can and can't do? Jesus. I could understand it if they had their doubts, or thought that meeting people from the internet was weird, and wanted to have a discussion about how uncomfortable it made them, at the end of which you might agree that actually, you wouldn't attend the bash because you knew they weren't happy about it.

But not allowing you to go? Fuck off.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)

*keeps schtum*

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

At least his partner's not a racist.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)

He doesn't like me going to bashes, either
but it's fucking tough. I don't tell him where he can go and who he can see.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Its mainly the being left alone to look after the kids

( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)

ATTN AA
I watched that Hitler DVD when I was off 'sick' after pizzabash.

It's excellent. Want it back?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I should have done that
I was practically unconscious for most of the day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I've been out most nights this week and am out again tonight.
I really should have called in sick at least one of these days, I'm like the walking dead.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I ended up going to bed around 10:30
And sleeping the sleep of the dead for 9 hours. I actually initially booked the morning off but then realised I had training and was on the support rota and figured I'd be fine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I left relatively early
but didn't actually get to bed until gone 1:30. Slough's a fucking shit place to live and I live at the wrong end of it, to boot.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Facts online

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I left semi-late
but then pissed about for an hour when I got in, as is my wont when I'm overstimulated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I don't mind at all fella, keep it for as long as you fancy
Told you it was good though, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

If you don't mind, my brother wants to watch it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)

afternoon All
I have completed my introductory training and bore know far more about how the financial markets work than I really wanted.

Jamie Lee: probably would still, balls or no.

Alt: the other Terry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Christian?
Scott?
Towelling? etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)

no this one
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Jones
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

His history programmes are absolutely top drawer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

New thread time please you lazy cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I'm getting angry in Apeloverage's QOTW post about accents.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)