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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blood.
Bored of that thread now.

1. Do you donate yours? Or is yours too full of substances?
2. Black pudding; yes or no?
3. ‘Blood’ is also used by the youth of today as a term of endearment. What other words have you heard being misused by yobbo teenagers?
4. Do you ever see traces of blood on your penis after you’ve done your mum up the arse without lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:54, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't care, I've just switched on my out of office auto replies
and I am out of here until the 11th.
Have a good week off topic and play nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
You'll miss E3 and WWDC !
*excites about technology*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Hey Battered who do you think Quentin is?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
You.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I know, it's funny.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
He's not, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I don't think you could do anal without lube,
I think it's a myth.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Lard.
One of it's many uses.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
It's perfectly possible, done it several times
I would also like to point out here that it was me giving, NOT receiving. I don't do that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Was he a nice chap?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
As it was with a woman, she was lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Bella Bella Bella, AA stuck it in bella bella bella.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
rihanna's less...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
=)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
THAT'S ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Nope, not her.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
You just do her shit.
Internet lols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Yeah', but you did do someone else's shit.
I remember when I was at my mate's uni house and someone came into the room screaming, after his first encounter with another bloke, but how he's got shit on his knob.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
thin cocked poof.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
If you insist, anything to make you feel better about yours, old chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I've done anal without lube
Not meant as a brag, I just have. It was 11 years ago though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Now you just turn the oven glove inside out if you're feeling kinky.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Will you stop talking about the glove
Its been weeks since she walked out with the mittens and I'm still really cut up about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I'm sorry for your loss :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Thank you
the real wife is actually in a good mood today, but only because she got a £1000 tax rebate she wasn't expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Maybe she'll put out today?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Steady on, I said £1000, not £1000000
£1000 will pay off the credit cards and overdraft
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Oh man, [name] really IS the perfect girlfriend !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
She's coming to stay this weekend, she'll get in about 5:30
:D
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I don't really see why my invitation is not just as forthcoming as hers.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Because you won't let Chompy do you up the wrong'un?
Or am I misreading this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
The problem is my flats only got one toilet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Gonz'd have you to plug him, though

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
and that's where gonz can stay

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
But then where do you go if both of you are having an anxiety attack at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I tend to run up and down the street crying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
(1) , I would like to, but am shit scared of needles. Hate the things.
(2), nom nom nommable. Traditional Bury black pud are an essential part of cooked brekkies, as is it's cousin, the white pudding.
(3), try not to talk to the fuckers.
(4), funnily enough...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I have a rare blood type
Therefore I need it all so, no, I don't donate.

I don't mind a bit of black pudding, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
My dad was a rare type and was very proud that he donated as his was rare so they needed donors
Only to be told that they need more O+ and A+ as that's what 70% of the country have and that he could take his B- and fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Haha that's funny
One of those two is the universal type as well, I think. Meaning I get to taketaketake guilt-free.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
AB is the universal donor one
though people who are O can receive any blood type.

I think
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Oh right
Back to hoarding my blood and obsessively avoiding physical peril again, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Mwahahahahaha Which are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I can't actually remember off the top of my head
I'm the second rarest though, I think. My brother one-upped me, naturally. He enjoys physical sport, the fool.

Edit: I'm either A- or B-, the brother is AB-, the showboating prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
No it isn't.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
You have that totally the wrong way round.
Please don't become a doctor.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Do you want me to bore you with SCIENCE here
or would you just like to accept that this is totally wrong?
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
calm down love, we don't want any bad blood

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
It's alright berk
I've already covered this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I thought "blud" was to mean someone in your fellow gang, the bloods, as in, the bloods and the crypts... who call everyone 'cuz'.
And then there are the mexican gangs who use 'boss'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
1) I haven't yet, but I intend to
2) Yes.
3) Epic.
4) No, all is turned to dust.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Well since you ask
1. No, I had a life saving transfusion and they won't take mine incase they gave me aids
2. Yes
3. Too many too count round here
4. My mum is frigid too
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
my gf donates hers and she's always trying to convine me to donate my blood
but i like my blood :(

2. no
3. sick
4. sometimes i do
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Am I you?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
yep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

glad we cleared that up.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Bloody Hell
1. I keep thinking I will and then I never do
2. Very much yes. The Buen Ayre black pudding was fantastic.
3. Literally, although it's not just teenagers.
4. The dirt and worms make it difficult to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
i think the guy who started this thread fell into the usual trap
they think if they ask more questions they get more discussion, but really all you get is a list from everyone
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Fools the lot of them.
Can you make a good posting guide for the board please?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
1. don't be battered
that's about it really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Easy
1. DYAAKY
2. See 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1629851
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)

1. Yes I do. I think I'm up to 25 donations now.
2. Yes - Stornaway black pudding is the best.
3. The used of the word 'wicked' by 'the youth' throws me into a violent rage.
4. Well it depends upon whether you call all my mates' jizz a lube I suppose.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Wickid!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
*has aneuryism*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Biggest non-story of the week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-18293332
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Story about a few people on here...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18282277
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
i prefer this one
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18292544

it's like that computer game worms
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I grew up in Shropshire
that's interesting for us.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I raise you
www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Sit-make-stand/story-16239255-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Experts predict traffic on bankholiday weekend.
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/business/cranfield-traffic-experts-warn-of-weekend-road-bottlenecks-1-3899260
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Also you've got to love that picture.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
i'm not sure, what is it a picture of?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Kittums

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
funny looking kittums

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Thank fuck the Olympic flame wil be safe.
It's a load off my mind, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i beg to differ
that link informs us all that there is a town called "titterstone".

THAT is fairly newsworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:45, Reply)
And why is THAT fairly newsworthy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
compared to the other shit links above?
shock horror, a minor earthquake and nobody felt a thing. shock horror, everyone rushes to get out of the uk's dullest town for the bank holiday. blah blah.

titterstone is a flash of light in that particular darkness, jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)
A flash of titterstone.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
any port in a shitty storm

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
There's a hill in Cornwall
called Brown Willy. No, really.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)

1. Can't because of the stuff I mess with in the lab but have done in the past
2. Hell yes. Even had it as part of the wedding breakfast/meal/whatever the fuck you call it. That taught the veggies.
3. "bare". I'm fucking looking at you, Barry.
4. Not from your mum, she's got an arse like a windsock.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
What does bare even mean in this context?
I kind of assume it's equivalent to gert.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:42, Reply)
doesn't it mean 'very'?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
alright googlefinger

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:46, Reply)
i know the word because i am up with the kidz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
down with the syndrome, more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
just cos you're left with the mingers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
only shallow cunts care about looks, dude

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Ian Fleming's less...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I think it means "lots"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it can mean either

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
this cheese is bare brill, man
we've got bare cheese, man (meaning lots of)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I think it means "I'm a bent spastic and should DMAAKM".

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i don't think you should go to those lengths

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Thanks Quenters
That means a lot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
1 no, but i keep meaning to.
2 fucking rank. will be illegal when i am queen swipe the first.

3 i think "gay" might now mean something quite different.

4 i don't do anal.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Have you ever been curious about trying anal?
Have you ever just rubbed your finger over your bumhole while having a wank?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
You have to remember she's against double-dipping with food
It's only logical she'd feel the same way about cocks.

Although I can't actually believe I just accused swipe of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i got your text
THINK i am out on sunday and in cheshire on monday :(((

but will let you know. if you fix it, i will buy your drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Well, I don't have anything set in stone at the moment
I could probably rearrange Saturday, if you're about.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
i am out on sat too, going for greek with my friend
june is a bit of a nightmare for weekends, but weeknights not too bad, we could always meet in uxbridge for dinner or something?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Ah well, guess you're bang out of luck, then!
Let me know, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
i will do
but i can see me bringing it to uxbridge and then treating you to a romantic dinner at martins...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
steady on
i'm not you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I'm meant to be donating tonight, but I have a cold so can't
Yes, as long as it's good stuff, not the cheap shitty stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:49, Reply)

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