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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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First proper bike ride of the summer and I've fucked my bike up.
When did you last have a FFS moment?
alt: I consider myself lucky to have friends who are enthusiastic when it comes to fixing bikes and are currently trying to sort mine out. What 'benefits' do your friends provide?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:26, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
When did you last have a FFS moment?
alt: I consider myself lucky to have friends who are enthusiastic when it comes to fixing bikes and are currently trying to sort mine out. What 'benefits' do your friends provide?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:26, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Almost every day.
I must say for fuck sake about thirty times a day. I did about ten minutes ago when I checked my phone and someone hadn't text me.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:34, Reply)
I must say for fuck sake about thirty times a day. I did about ten minutes ago when I checked my phone and someone hadn't text me.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Not obsessing, I want to go out. Can't until my mate lets me know what he's doing.
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I would really like it if she text me, she's up here in Newcastle til Tuesday :(
I'm not thinking about it tho, I took the other girl out last night, had a great time. I do feel guilty about it tho.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
I'm not thinking about it tho, I took the other girl out last night, had a great time. I do feel guilty about it tho.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Don't feel guilty, Baz.
You're a free agent. If she's cut you loose, you can do what you like. If she then starts playing guilt games with you, she's a disgrace to her gender.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:07, Reply)
You're a free agent. If she's cut you loose, you can do what you like. If she then starts playing guilt games with you, she's a disgrace to her gender.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:07, Reply)
I feel guilty cos I only took that girl out last night cos I've been feeling like shit.
And she asked me why I hadnt asked her out sooner cos she's liked me for a while. Oh well. I like her and want to see her again.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
And she asked me why I hadnt asked her out sooner cos she's liked me for a while. Oh well. I like her and want to see her again.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I'm waiting for my mate to text me what time to meet him at the bar.
Cos he never answers his phone. It's a pain.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Cos he never answers his phone. It's a pain.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Alt: I have some lovely friends on here who have helped me with my CV, advised me on jobhunting,
and helped me set up my shiny new website.
You know, some b3tans are fucking ace.
So what did you do to your bike?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:34, Reply)
and helped me set up my shiny new website.
You know, some b3tans are fucking ace.
So what did you do to your bike?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Some of us are wonderful yeah. Well I had a fall quite early on which wasn't that bad but I must have mashed the derailleur (thing that moves the gears) as it is know fucked and mashed up in the spokes. The boys don't think it looks good. But we have pizza on the way so happy days.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Two FFS today.
First when I tried to get into my new sleeping bag. I could barely manage it sober so fuck knows how I would manage it drunk.
Second, I tried a new kohl eyeliner today and after 5 eye make up remover soaked cotton wool pads I still look like Alice Cooper.
Friendship isn't about benefits.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:39, Reply)
First when I tried to get into my new sleeping bag. I could barely manage it sober so fuck knows how I would manage it drunk.
Second, I tried a new kohl eyeliner today and after 5 eye make up remover soaked cotton wool pads I still look like Alice Cooper.
Friendship isn't about benefits.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:39, Reply)
It isn't, at all, but if you have any kind of friends worth bothering about, they'll do anything they can to help you with stuff.
That's why I think there are some ace b3tans out there. The sort taht I'd want to be irl friends with.
If I've handed out my phone number, I think you're special.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)
That's why I think there are some ace b3tans out there. The sort taht I'd want to be irl friends with.
If I've handed out my phone number, I think you're special.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I tried to help someone recently. Not from this forum.
They freaked out. I don't think they're used to nice people.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)
They freaked out. I don't think they're used to nice people.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:52, Reply)
I wasn't overly used to people going out of their way to do nice things for me
until I met X, Y & Z from /OT.
So, what brand is this miraculous stay-put eyeliner? Are you sure it wasn't just a Sharpie?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:56, Reply)
until I met X, Y & Z from /OT.
So, what brand is this miraculous stay-put eyeliner? Are you sure it wasn't just a Sharpie?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Maybelline brand.
They have a few but this one is like fucking spray paint. My eyes are stinging from the amount of makeup remover I had to use.
Useful if your a goth though.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:59, Reply)
They have a few but this one is like fucking spray paint. My eyes are stinging from the amount of makeup remover I had to use.
Useful if your a goth though.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Have you tried Benefit Bad Gal?
That's quite a nice one, if you like a pencil liner.
I use that, and the Soap and Glory liquid liner, which is quite smooth. Both usually take some getting off, but if you can afford to splash out, Estee Lauder make up remover is the best thing in teh world ever. I think it's called 'Take the day off' or something. It's a greeny-blue bottle, about twenty squiddlies.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
That's quite a nice one, if you like a pencil liner.
I use that, and the Soap and Glory liquid liner, which is quite smooth. Both usually take some getting off, but if you can afford to splash out, Estee Lauder make up remover is the best thing in teh world ever. I think it's called 'Take the day off' or something. It's a greeny-blue bottle, about twenty squiddlies.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
I use the Simple brand and that has sufficed till now.
I don't really wear much makeup.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
I don't really wear much makeup.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
If you enjoyed the Wire this is a really good read.
www.maxim.com/tv/maxim-interrogates-the-makers-and-stars-of-the-wire
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:56, Reply)
www.maxim.com/tv/maxim-interrogates-the-makers-and-stars-of-the-wire
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:56, Reply)
I've never seen the wire
but I love Baltimore, and I very much enjoy Damien Lewis.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
but I love Baltimore, and I very much enjoy Damien Lewis.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:09, Reply)
so you're back then eh eh
what's it like out there in the cold world of no internet
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
what's it like out there in the cold world of no internet
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I joined a depression forum.
It was shit. One person told me off for saying something against christianity and I upset someone else by being nice.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
It was shit. One person told me off for saying something against christianity and I upset someone else by being nice.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:19, Reply)
It's the just seventeen forum aint it
Oh Biggers what are you playing at
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Oh Biggers what are you playing at
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Ha!
One guy was really interesting though. An older version of Monty. In his sixties and still doing drugs.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
One guy was really interesting though. An older version of Monty. In his sixties and still doing drugs.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:27, Reply)
I can't think what the connection to his underlying depression might be
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)
The death of his long time partner played a big part but yeah the drugs probably didn't help.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Out of interest you've renamed your old account and switched that name to a new account, it doesn't really make sense
there's a reason yah ?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
there's a reason yah ?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Hi all now soccerballs finished i thought i might pop in and say hello
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:12, Reply)
It was worth watching just to see david beckhams new moustache
He looks like a gay biker now
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
He looks like a gay biker now
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:22, Reply)
You spent over an hour of your life looking out for David Beckham
Oh Spakks
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Oh Spakks
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
My FFS moment will be when I finaly realise who spakkaman is
Then hopefully i can move on
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Then hopefully i can move on
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Well we can deduce you're older than Spakkerman.
Purely from your name.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Purely from your name.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I've just had a salad from asda
which, for some bizarre reason, contained a LOT of coriander.
Weird.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
which, for some bizarre reason, contained a LOT of coriander.
Weird.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)
why the fuck would i do that
when i can buy a packet fot a quid?
as you say, i am a lazy mare.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
when i can buy a packet fot a quid?
as you say, i am a lazy mare.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I did have some packet ready lentil dahl for dinner but a hell of a lot more hassle to make fresh than making a salad.
It was bloody nom though.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
It was bloody nom though.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I've never tried dahl.
A friend of mine did a gap year in Nepal, and she can't eat it any more. Dahl overload.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
A friend of mine did a gap year in Nepal, and she can't eat it any more. Dahl overload.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:54, Reply)
I just chucked some cooked chicken in it too.
Ainsely Harriot dried dahl. Just chuck in the packets and some water and delicious.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Ainsely Harriot dried dahl. Just chuck in the packets and some water and delicious.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I did Tesco's pre-done chicken fajitas
but I chopped up a tomato and a chilli and threw some in while assembling them. Pretty good but having seen how little was involved I'll probably do my own in future. Cook chicken and onions and garlic and chopped tomato and chillies in a pan, roll in tortilla with sour cream and guacamole, job done.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
but I chopped up a tomato and a chilli and threw some in while assembling them. Pretty good but having seen how little was involved I'll probably do my own in future. Cook chicken and onions and garlic and chopped tomato and chillies in a pan, roll in tortilla with sour cream and guacamole, job done.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Fajitas is one thing I can make.
We like fajita nights in this house. Good excuse to sit on the floor to eat too.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
We like fajita nights in this house. Good excuse to sit on the floor to eat too.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I've just thought of a reply to the benefits of my friends.
They're good cooks.
Apart from B3th obviously.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
They're good cooks.
Apart from B3th obviously.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 19:59, Reply)
To late
I realised that would start a land slide of daft QandA's so i deleted it
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
I realised that would start a land slide of daft QandA's so i deleted it
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Pfft! I was only going to ask you the best way to store mushrooms.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Mine are normally stored in the fridge
But i normally use them within 24 hours when i purchase them
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
But i normally use them within 24 hours when i purchase them
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I've just started having them fried with my scrambled eggs every weekend.
I forgot how much I like them.
Chestnut obviously.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I forgot how much I like them.
Chestnut obviously.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Mushrooms or smoked salmon.
At around 11am after I've walked the parent's dogs.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
At around 11am after I've walked the parent's dogs.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Hi BGB! I'm off to the cinema now.
Hope you're okay and looking forward to thursday.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Hope you're okay and looking forward to thursday.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I didn't know that.
We always use milk.
and you have to have the oil smoking hot before you pour the eggs in.
and finish the omelette under the grill.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
We always use milk.
and you have to have the oil smoking hot before you pour the eggs in.
and finish the omelette under the grill.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I've not tried an omelette
I do a mean frittata though, don't put water OR milk in that.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I do a mean frittata though, don't put water OR milk in that.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I couldn't rememebr if it was sixties or seventies
It was a bit before my time.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
It was a bit before my time.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This
could lead to some confusion.
To "bide" in my part of the world means to live, stay or reside. So, your post may lead me to believe that you've left the elderly chap with the tricky-dicker and gone elsewhere.
I don't believe you mean that.
Here it would be "chauvin' awa."
Which means getting on with my (incredibly dull, hopelessly exploited, awful) life.
We need a Doric/Fife, Fife/Doric dictionary.
The rest of the world, not.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
could lead to some confusion.
To "bide" in my part of the world means to live, stay or reside. So, your post may lead me to believe that you've left the elderly chap with the tricky-dicker and gone elsewhere.
I don't believe you mean that.
Here it would be "chauvin' awa."
Which means getting on with my (incredibly dull, hopelessly exploited, awful) life.
We need a Doric/Fife, Fife/Doric dictionary.
The rest of the world, not.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
No
the standard question from a Scots male to anything vaguely female,pulse optional, is "aye, aye, lassie, die ye tak it in the moo?
Posted with apologies for my nation.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
the standard question from a Scots male to anything vaguely female,pulse optional, is "aye, aye, lassie, die ye tak it in the moo?
Posted with apologies for my nation.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Last night saw a lot of FFSing from me
When little tangle was awake between 12.30-3.30 crying about the pain of his adult teeth coming through.
There is only so long you can be sympathetic for at that time.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
When little tangle was awake between 12.30-3.30 crying about the pain of his adult teeth coming through.
There is only so long you can be sympathetic for at that time.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)
INORITE?
I lay with him comforting him until he finally fell asleep. But at one point I did suggest that if lying awake crying wasn't helping, he might try shutting up and going to sleep.
How are you BGB? Nice to see you back.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I lay with him comforting him until he finally fell asleep. But at one point I did suggest that if lying awake crying wasn't helping, he might try shutting up and going to sleep.
How are you BGB? Nice to see you back.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)
On the mend tangles.
Kids are shit unless they're other people's kids.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Kids are shit unless they're other people's kids.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Put
The offspring in a car seat. Drive for fifteen - thirty minutes. Transfer to bed.
Sleep/drink/shag/deefityewant.
Ken?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
The offspring in a car seat. Drive for fifteen - thirty minutes. Transfer to bed.
Sleep/drink/shag/deefityewant.
Ken?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I still do it and I' nearly 40.
I mean, you know, not when I'm driving. Just .... cars always make me sleepy.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I mean, you know, not when I'm driving. Just .... cars always make me sleepy.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Warm, smooth-running cars usually make me sleepy on long journeys.
Nissan Micras with paper-thin suspension do not.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Nissan Micras with paper-thin suspension do not.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Maroon 5 was just playing on The Voice.
Dozer reckons he looks like the lead singer of that band.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Dozer reckons he looks like the lead singer of that band.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
If you're lurking, Doze old boy
do come back, there's a good chap.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
do come back, there's a good chap.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
BGB
Is it really you?
Please don't be a sockpuppet.
You won't know me, but I'm a long time lurker who loved your common sense response to the more /talk- infected phuckers that infected OT for a while.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Is it really you?
Please don't be a sockpuppet.
You won't know me, but I'm a long time lurker who loved your common sense response to the more /talk- infected phuckers that infected OT for a while.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Really????
Are you sure you've not got me mixed up with someone else?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Are you sure you've not got me mixed up with someone else?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:24, Reply)
To be honest, common sense is not a virtue on here.
It did me no favours.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
It did me no favours.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Don't
Put herself down.
Yer lovely. Work in a family business, yeah? Walk dogs? Somewhere northern. Todmorden, perhaps?
I'm not stalkin' BTW.
Sad when you stopped posting.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Put herself down.
Yer lovely. Work in a family business, yeah? Walk dogs? Somewhere northern. Todmorden, perhaps?
I'm not stalkin' BTW.
Sad when you stopped posting.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Everything
reads like stalking to you, Tangles.
You wrote the paper. Peer reviewed, too.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
reads like stalking to you, Tangles.
You wrote the paper. Peer reviewed, too.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
evenin'
Mostly saying FFS to myself for being a fecked up emo cunt, but sorting that not I hopes.
ALt: listening to my shit, usuaally.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Mostly saying FFS to myself for being a fecked up emo cunt, but sorting that not I hopes.
ALt: listening to my shit, usuaally.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
You
think you're fucked up?
I'm watching Notting Fucking Bastarding Hill. Again.
It was utter shite the first time I saw it and I seem drawn to it once more.
Madness, it must be.
Me, not you.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
think you're fucked up?
I'm watching Notting Fucking Bastarding Hill. Again.
It was utter shite the first time I saw it and I seem drawn to it once more.
Madness, it must be.
Me, not you.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
No clue what you're gibbering about
and no I'm not fucked up, not by a long way, been ther done that, just need to make some delicate adjustments to the thinkbox, lump hammer should do it, and get myself straight.
all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.
*really fucks off to sort the cupboeard this time*
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
and no I'm not fucked up, not by a long way, been ther done that, just need to make some delicate adjustments to the thinkbox, lump hammer should do it, and get myself straight.
all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.
*really fucks off to sort the cupboeard this time*
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Fine
fuck off to yer toy cupboard then..
Watch they don't gang up on you.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
fuck off to yer toy cupboard then..
Watch they don't gang up on you.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I suppose once you've circumnavigated the globe in 80 days life must be a bit dull.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:36, Reply)
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What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be out doing something fun?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Shouldn't you be out doing something fun?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
christ it seems I'm in here on my own
now I know how Patti Labelle felt when Michael Macdonald fucked off.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
now I know how Patti Labelle felt when Michael Macdonald fucked off.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Hang on
has time shifted?
This is the weekend, no?
Montgomery Boyce does not attend during weekends. He can barely last until last bell during the week, FFS.
Is he on drugs, do you think?
Surely not.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
has time shifted?
This is the weekend, no?
Montgomery Boyce does not attend during weekends. He can barely last until last bell during the week, FFS.
Is he on drugs, do you think?
Surely not.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
The
Cupboard is bare?
Sad times indeed.
There's a chap up there stuck in a cupboard with toys. I'm sure that's a money spinner for you, should you choose to direct.
Money = drugs=happiness.
Probably.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Cupboard is bare?
Sad times indeed.
There's a chap up there stuck in a cupboard with toys. I'm sure that's a money spinner for you, should you choose to direct.
Money = drugs=happiness.
Probably.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Think
of it as Lou Reid, "Waiting For The Man".
That should put you off.
He knew Bowie, you know. ( I know you know, that was only for emphasis.)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
of it as Lou Reid, "Waiting For The Man".
That should put you off.
He knew Bowie, you know. ( I know you know, that was only for emphasis.)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Now....
.... Just got in and the cupboard door in the kitchen is open. This is enough to convince me that there is an axe murderer somewhere in the flat :(((
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)
.... Just got in and the cupboard door in the kitchen is open. This is enough to convince me that there is an axe murderer somewhere in the flat :(((
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)
I have no idea how I think anyone would get up here or through that front door but still!
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
there is also that
you'd think if he was an axe murderer, he'd have something better to do than go rummaging in your cupboards..
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:36, Reply)
you'd think if he was an axe murderer, he'd have something better to do than go rummaging in your cupboards..
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Do
you mean cupboards, axe-murderers,toys, dogs,bones,old mother hubbard?
Seems pretty interesting to me, though I don't work in a lab.
Petri dishes, however. Phowaaar !
.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)
you mean cupboards, axe-murderers,toys, dogs,bones,old mother hubbard?
Seems pretty interesting to me, though I don't work in a lab.
Petri dishes, however. Phowaaar !
.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Well, it would be an interesting/exciting experience
albeit probably a terrifying and terminal one.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
albeit probably a terrifying and terminal one.
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Wait
Haven't you got , ahem, a "chap downstairs" who prevents ne'er-do-wells "entering your front door." ?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Haven't you got , ahem, a "chap downstairs" who prevents ne'er-do-wells "entering your front door." ?
( , Sat 2 Jun 2012, 23:45, Reply)
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