Good morning party people
So far i've had a long run, made the family breakfast in bed and washed the cars, what have you managed to achieve before 9am on a sunday?

Alt: Sunday dinner
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:01, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm awake
what more do you want?
(berk, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:05, Reply)

My sunday dinner will be pancakes. I think.
I've been to work today (which was dead), and I've studied. And that's it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Awake and pancakes is a start

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Had breakfast and waiting for it to digest so I can go to the gym.
No dog walking as it's peeing down.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:14, Reply)

It was pissing it down on my morning run, i loved it
Ohhhhh PS good morning BGB
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I would have gone to the gym first thing but I'd been drinking last night.
Although I feel ok I need to make sure I'm properly hydrated and have the boost of energy from breakfast.

And good morning to you.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:17, Reply)

My morning run was at 5.30am

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I tried that once many years ago.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

What running or waking up early?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Running at 5.30 in the morning.
I did go the gym at 7am sat and sun for a while though.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Hey lovely.
It's getting into winter and I wore that scarf you gave me for christmas today. Made me think of you!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Aw! thanks.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I love wearing it, every time I do, someone comments on how pretty it is!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I'm currently you tubing erykah badu
I wonder how many of the LP sleeves monty would know from the Honey trak
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Oh man, I'm so jelly of my cousen, he's going to the E3 video game trade show in LA. I've always wanted to go since I was like 10 years old.
I can't remember anything about last night except I was trying to code and my eyes wouldn't stay open, I then woke up this morning to find a load of tabs open for Play.com and a full basket. At least I didn't order. Turns out, I want Gok Wan's new book and some earphones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Loollll That sounds like a night to forget
Im still hitting youtube at the moment in on Nasty Nas Illmatic album
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Now rick james

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:14, Reply)

now 80's funky traks
Serge ponsars "out in the night"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Now Roy Ayers "poo poo la la"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Roy Ayers and Erykah Badu "everyone loves the sunshine"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Sweet, I'll check it out

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I'm in a lazy musical mood today

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Now Conya Doss "so fly"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I've listened to Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip's album Angels about 10 times this week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I was given Gok Wan's book for my birthday
It's really good - simple recipes, a good explanation of the core ingredients you need in the store cupboard and great photos. I'll be doing at least two meals a week from it for a while.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Sweet !
I really like his show
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I have got up and had breakfast
I've also taken out the recycling, which is something. I might go and watch the Thames Jubilee Pageant later, since Tower Bridge is only 20 minutes walk. But on the other hand, RAIN.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Good morning Cap and LIC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I think I'm going to be on a Jazz-funk tip for most of the day
That will piss my son off no end
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Mornin' Hartley
I've been giving it large with some 'Unledded' and a bit of Newton Faulkner music wise. Twang club on tour in a bit (there may be a modicum of drinking involved) and then home-made curry for dinner.
If only the weather wasn't so shit Twang club would've been in my back garden. Ah well whaddya expect in June - frickin' sunshine?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I want to go downstairs to get water.
But my housemate had six mates come up last night and they're all asleep in the front room. Am I fuck disturbing them, they're from the midlands.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I'm hungry as well now.
My iPad can't solve either of these problems.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Dominos

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)

The app doesn't work on my iPad which is ridiculous.
Can do it on safari but that's so not the point.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Are midlanders scary people?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Not as such.
I'm just not lowering myself to speaking to such commoners.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:01, Reply)

By the way good afternoon baz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Orright Baz?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Ohhhhhhh baz get's an hello im crushed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Hello good sir.
I just tried to have marmite on toast, my body said no. Curse you Duvel. Curse all nine of you that I drank last night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I've just finished dinner and might have a cold beer now
PS marmite is great
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I love marmite.
I just don't think I can eat anything. Too delicate.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Bless you ok?
Scrambled eggs and bacon will clear it up in no time (touch of tabasco sauce in the eggs)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I'm surviving.
Just. Cigarettes help. I'm taking a bird out for coffee later, I need to shape up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:48, Reply)

shouldn't she shape up cause she needs a man and her heart is set on you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I hope your refering to Donald Byrds" Dominoes"
Got to be the best ever jazz-funk intro start up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Alright baz? Need your help here. Sunglasses....
Play.com, under/around £40ish, I prefer the more square than circle shaped lenses, thinish or rimeless frames.

Ones I like at first are
- www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/-/3061/2323/-/29683926/Nueu-Men-Lightyear-Sunglasses/Product.html?searchfilters=ae233%7b30-69.99%7d+
- www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/-/3061/2323/-/29683162/Bloc-Men-Navigator-Sunglasses/Product.html?searchfilters=c%7b3061%7d+ae233%7b30-69.99%7d%2b
- www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/-/3056/2323/-/27561388/Seth-40151-Men-Rimless-Sports-Wrap-Sunglasses/Product.html?searchfilters=c%7b3061%7d+
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I like these !
www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/-/3061/2323/-/29683167/Bloc-Men-Square-Sunglasses/Product.html?searchfilters=ae233%7b30-69.99%7d+ae41%7bO
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)

By the time 9am had rolled around I had convinced the world that I didn't exist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:45, Reply)

ahh good, you're back
we need a mod around here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)

The biggest lie ever told lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Yay! It worked!
Also, bender. Shortarsed bender.
Welcome back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Donald byrd and the blackbyds "rock creek park"
Is putting out way to much Bass, for the neighbours
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Cutis Mayfields "diamond in the back"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I'd been up and gone to a bootsale and been chatted up/ insulted by a monty- alike selling makeup.
Afterwards I went back to bed until a more civilised hour.

Alt: codeine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:44, Reply)

How did he insult you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:53, Reply)

He told me I looked a lot younger than I am, that my skin was lovely, no wrinkles etc
Then he said 'but you have to do something about your hair. It's adding years to you.'

Cheeky bastard. My hair is ash blonde, with just the merest traces of old lady white.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Pubelolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Glares

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Afternoon Benderinos!
I'm on a bus. Then I'm going to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Are you sitting next to the bus nutter?
If not, etc.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:18, Reply)

The person sitting next to me
Is sitting next to the bus nutter.

Hey, if my plans go horribly wrong tomorrow I might be in WsM. But I hope not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:21, Reply)

What for?
Hit me up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)

If plan go good.
Me be off to the south coast. If mi plan go bad, me be off to da 'mare mon blud.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Yes Jeff.
I just went to Waitrose to get food. Couldn't manage more than one bite. I am so hungry :(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Fooksock's baz whats happened this time?
I'm banging out jill scotts "golden"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I'm hungover to buggery.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Aint you got a bird to meet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Cancelled. Can't move.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Well my time is over I've got family films to watch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Just got lucky two of the wifes freinds have turned up,
I'm leaving them alone downstairs with a bottle of wine.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)