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How was your Jubilee weekend?My head hurts a lot. And a guy was wearing the same jacket as me at the place I was in last night. What other student is a dickhead enough to buy Dior eh? I'm still angry.
Alt: What weird habits do you have? I talk to myself a lot. It's endeared me to some, my housemates want to kill me. Apparently I have arguments with myself.
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instead of julienne my mom says jubileeAlt I have arguments in my head, making up scenarios when I expect people to be angry with me and I argue with them in my head, never turns out quite like that in real life
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:56,
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Head hurts. Off to the pub then cinema in a bit. Declared my love for someone last night I think. Oops. How goes it?
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say jubilee instead of julienne? You're a retard
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone prounce it julinne.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:30,
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Alt: I shout at the telly and the newspaper, my grandad did it too. I also like having showers and baths in the dark.
My mate just bought the same lightsaber as me and that upset me so I feel your pain.
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I spend most of the working day chuntering swearwords under my breath.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:07,
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Alright, ta.Went to see the family on Sunday night, then came back Monday afternoon after having a nostalgic walk around the town walls. Live band at the local yesterday evening, then back home for a frankly shocking Chinese meal. Shan't be ordering from there again (my local one was shut yesterday for some reason).
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:15,
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It wasn't inediblebut it was well below the standard of my local. And I've never seen deep fried shredded chilli beef that was bright orange before. Or lemon chicken that was full of fucking pineapple, for that matter.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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If ever there was a reason for Roger Cook to come back out of retirement for one last 'Cook Report' this ladies and gentleman is that very reason(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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The bloke that delivered it was a bit forrin looking an' all.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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I just made a cloak from a blanketit looks well cool, although I think it needs more braiding and tassels attached.
alt: I always talk to myself, but nowadays I cover it up by claiming I'm talking to the pigs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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lol you sound well random, I hope we xcan be budzI totally wore odd shoes the other day just cos I'm so wacky
Lol
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Evening allI've had a totally boring day, slept in late and have done absolutely zip, zilch, zero.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:21,
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I'm rubbish at watching films.I just fall asleep throughout any film I go to see.
Alt. I wake up far to early, and do household chores, supposedly that's annoying.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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hartley hare is a sick paedophilehe's shit and a wanker
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:37,
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you forgot.........Alcoholic and got kicked out by the wife.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:45,
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It hurts me to agree with Rory.But Will Smith can neither act nor sing. Plus he reminds me of a wing nut.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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Rory edited his original postDoes that help?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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Please post a picture of you modelling this blanket of yoursI can all help you out with accessorising, it's my secret forte
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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i don't have a camera(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:10,
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she's lying jeff, terrible internet liesb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1578314#post1578325
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:15,
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i am so turned on right now(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:20,
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I'm imagining you naked now, except for your unaccessorised blanket(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:25,
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i'm also trying to keep my supper down(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:26,
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It sounded better than a packet of custard creamsOh god I've turned into an internet fantasist
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:34,
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WHY DID MR CAVEY EVER LEAVE YOU !!!///???!1/(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:35,
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i'm too hot to handle(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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Don't bring me into it!I have nothing to do with her sick web of internet lies.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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Evening, shiutins.I made a really bad stirfry for tea, so I'm consoling myself with chocolate.
I may well add alcohol to the mix later.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:31,
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I'm trying, Rory. I'm really trying.There's one I have to chase up tomorrow. I'm interested to hear what wonderful new way they find to tell me I'm unemployable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:37,
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Slag things up for the interviewleopard print top with one your bangers out 'cos it keeps popping out' crotchless knickers, fishnet tights, plenty of bending over for no reason
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:42,
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she was a fine lump of a woman(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:46,
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I'm lucky.My trips to the gym help me to find the strength to get up and get the booze straight away.
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Excellent..Go and get me a drink then, will you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:47,
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It's alright.I had to get up anyway, so I went and got one out of the fridge.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:55,
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What sort of bender....Decides they've not been taking great care of themself recently and, on a whim, whilst shopping in Bath thought... 'I know, I'll go and buy some shorts and spend a couple of hours having 'me' time by enjoying the beautiful warm water in Bath Spa'
And then spending 2 hours soaking, relaxing and spending time in steam rooms.
I'll tell you what sort of person does that. ME.
I fear my reputation as a straight man may be in doubt.
Also - post spa experience, I was dead thirsty, so I had some sort of organic fruit drink, hoping that this would help rehydrate me as I didn't have any moisturiser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:56,
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In case any of you find yourself in Bath, book yourself in.www.thermaebathspa.com/
I'm going for the hot stone treatment next time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 19:57,
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It was because I HADN'T been taking care of myself.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:00,
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That's good (assuming I've read that correctly) - you're taking care of yourself.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:02,
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Well there are a number of different pools and treatments to be had.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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You could just have a nice long soak in the naturally heated water.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:12,
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The spa is Bath is 'special' - That's why they charge more than the council swimming pool to go in.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:16,
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I need to go out shopping in Bath sometime.That would be the best kind of therapy for me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11,
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Tsk.I'll have you know that in between steam rooms, I was able to refresh myself using the waterfall shower.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:15,
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Everything sounds like wanking to you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:18,
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a blue rinse'll cheer you upand a trip down jacque vert
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:06,
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My Nan ain't that classy.And she has heating to pay for.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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cor you've got all her mates to be romancingbit of a fumble, nothing serious
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:10,
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Sadly, Rory got a bit confused. He was tasked with trying to get direction to an offy that sold veuve clicquot(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11,
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Did anyone catch you having 'me' time in the spa?I would imagine that would be a good way to get thrown out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:03,
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Those steam rooms are quite steamy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:04,
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anyone watching embarrassing bodies live?It's like watching a circus freak show.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:05,
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It's lots of ugly people who can't get their cocks / fannies out quick enough on webcamSo yeah, pretty much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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I'm deffo not attending the next b4sh then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:10,
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Knowingly?.....emmmmmm emmmmmm(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:13,
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which was the shittest??????ITS TIME FOR THE TROOF
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:14,
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b4sh innityou're sat in some godforsaken place next to an arsehole autist and you're thinking 'why am I here'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:21,
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Because I'm also an arsehole autist.And I wouldn't have any friends at all otherwise.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:24,
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To be honest.......The first bash I attended, (which was not my own), was in London and the only person there when I arrived was Mr Spakkerman. Baptism of fire and all that, but it went well enough.
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Did you shudder? He just has to look at a woman and she has a full on parkinsons fit(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:28,
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He starts to hark back to the day when he interviewed Ali?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:29,
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Bless you still at it Rory?GO FISH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:15,
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Why haven't you signed up for Sept bash yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:17,
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I know - but you could sign up and not go, rather than not signing up at all.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:19,
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I was supposed to visit some B3tans on Saturday and let them down.I don't like letting people down so I'd rather not say.
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why do those programmes exist?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:11,
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To take to the festival on thursday, I have purchased....Ready mixed cocktails in plastic containers.
Zinfandel and red wine in plastic containers.
Beer I will purchase onsite.
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I quite like them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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Ooh, get Duncan Rorvelle there.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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I think i'll join youA cold beer sounds like a plan
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:25,
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Today I cooked a pasta cake and made an amazing stir-fry that'll do me for lunch tomo.I fucking love it when I get busy in the kitchen.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:31,
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I had marmite on toast for brunch, in sympathy for baz the other day.I managed to keep it down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:35,
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I saw that earlier.Pasta in a cake? Sounds weird.
Then again, I suppose pasta is just flour and water. More or less what goes in a cake anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:36,
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i imagine it's like rice pudding(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:37,
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Pasta cake sounds kinda wrongI can't picture it working, is there a link?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:39,
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Google is your friend.www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pasta-recipes/special-spaghetti-cake
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Tetrazzini.Thats different than the image i had in my mind. Plus I'm not a big fan of jamie oliver he over complicates simple dishes.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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Pretty closeinstagr.am/p/LgURT4JFvT/
1) Cook the pasta for 5 minutes, if you can't find noodles in your local jewish section, then broken up spegetti would do.
2) Mix 200g sugar with 2 eggs, with some raisons and/or fruit peel.
3) Drain the pasta completely, pour it into the egg mixture.
4) Melt 50g of butter in a dish, use that to line the dish then pour the rest into the sugar/eggs/noodles.
5) Bake on about 140 for an hour or soo, 'till the top is golden brown.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:10,
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Yup ! It works really well.I have 12 pieces, they're about 3-4inches x 3-5 inches x 2 inches, depending on how uneven my cutting was, and 8 people to share them with plus a couple extras. They look tiny but they're quite filling.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:03,
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Alright Gonz.You posted a tax issue the other week, did you get it resolved?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:05,
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Alright Jeff?To be honest, I completely forgot about it, I'll send another email to my accountant =) His assistant said it wasn't unusual, that I have nothing to worry about and [accountant] will get back to me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:12,
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Glad it isn't an issue.And as for as I am, I'm sparred out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:13,
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So it's basically a tortillla with spaghettiI forgot the name for tortilla, so I put in spanish omlette as a search, and found this little nugget, EWWWWWWWW
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spanish%20omlette
Edit: didn't see the above post Pops, no offence but that looks kinda rank
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:13,
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No it was a cake.I saw the pic on facebook.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:41,
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Good point PD(glad to see you back)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:42,
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Why did you go?I missed it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:43,
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I'm glad you're back, too.I summoned you the other night, did you see?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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Maybebut you ain't me, right?
On the off chance that The Disappointed is looking in, that is.
Lemon sole, lightly fried,is great. Unfortunately, Scotland has invented Ruskoline.
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Butthat's only half the story. There's hot smoked fish, like Arbroath Smokies, in this case haddock which means it's cooked by hot smoke and sold cold. Only needs heating up, though.
And cold smoked fish, like kippers, which are herring, flavoured by smoke but not cooked. Needs some time in the oven to cook.
Both nom.
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Whichare heaven, in my view. As are kippers.
Yesterday, I had hot-smoked herring, called Jubilee Herring by my once-loved fishmonger. She was lightly rebuked. She blushed and said "I ken. I'm telt it's marketing bit it ken it's (whispered) shite."
Hot smoked herring is, em, aright. Prefer them natural, like fannies.
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I'm gonna call it a night. Night all(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 21:23,
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Ijust tried.
Engaged. You just can't get decent customer service these days.
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I saw Promethius today. Don't go and see Promethius. It's utter shit.
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