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New thread time as I can't see the poster of the previous one due to him being stood behind a dwarf.Tonight I'm off to Donnington to enjoy a music festival for the next five days.
I have just bought some wet wipes and painkillers and my friend is bringing all the cider and beer in his caravan.
What else should I take?
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Wellys, toilet paper, binbags, fruit, suncream, waterproof trousers(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I have waterproof trousers with meand I don't think I'm going to need sunscreen.
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You'll be suprised, being in the sun all day even if it's overcast can get you sunburnt.(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)
true shut in advice here'it burns our skinses'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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see, this is why nobody should EVER call you a bent spastici am laughing a lot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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people who play 6 hour computer game marathons can(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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I doubt it'll be raining all day every day, better to take it and not need it than pay £15 for a small bottle there.(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Alright, fucking hell mum, you don't have to keep banging on about it.(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)
buttplug, in case your stuck at the front and need a poo(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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Ok I'm looking at your new thread, now what?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:25,
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A walkman, a book, the number of a decent hotel,and a fatal overdose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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No, you said that you are not a cun t like metherefore you are quite possibly a differnet kind of cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:51,
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Yes, and a bottle of amyl nitrate.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Poppers are actually good at festivals,keeps you warm if you're stood in the rain.
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Thisthe closest thing I achieved to any sort of euphoria was a headache. Which, I must say, is really not that fucking close to euphoria at all.
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Never tried it, from what I've seen of people on it, I think it's too hardcore for me.(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Both times I tried it I took way too much and was literally paralysed.Could only move my eyes. Not nice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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Salvia - Fucking hell I remember that shit...I was fortunate to do it when surrounded by people who could support me* as I monged helplessly about.
*Laugh uncontrollably and film me on their mobiles
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:59,
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Toilet roll, unless wet wipes are used for that purpose tooSun cream is a good idea as well, just in case.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:26,
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What chompy said + gaffa tapeGaffa tape + binbags lets you fix/make tents/clothing etc.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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i bet you love to lift it up and lick the sweat from underneath(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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Nearest good hotelwww.handpickedhotels.co.uk/hotels/Priest-House/?source=bfinest
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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i am so not clicking thisi know it's a picture of a fucking monstrous wall-eyed rabbit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:34,
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If you hover over the link, it displays what it's actually connecting to at the bottom of your windowYou'll see that is actually a hotel.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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sword, cloakjaffa cakes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:27,
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Man, festivals would be soo much cooler if swords were allowed.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:32,
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yesthat's why larp exists. The only downside then is that you have to provide your own music
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:02,
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it's alright for AA to be wrong about things, he wasn't brought up properly(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)
you shouldn't really provoke him, he's the norman bates of the internet(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Money, wellies, an umbrella, imodium and of course, your ticket. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:30,
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Passport, money and a plane ticket to somewhere that isn't Donnington.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:31,
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I wonder how many varients of the "go somewhere else" joke we can doI Would love to go personally
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:33,
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I actually have no idea what festival it is, I'm just assuming it's something I wouldn't like because it's Donningtonso I'm guessing at a 'Monsters of Rock' type thing.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:35,
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Are Black Sabbath still playing?I thought Townai Ioamm-aye was gravely ill.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:43,
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I think they caught it early, or something like thatNo Bill Ward though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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None of them have, reallyBruce Dickinson seems to be one of the few in that genre that has.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:01,
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He is the worst LARP Simpson's tie cunt on earth.I bet you five million quid he 'follows' Terry Pratchett on 'Twitter'.
He hasn't aged well unless he's developed an entirely different personality from the one he used to have, he's a total knob.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:05,
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If you say sohttps://twitter.com/#!/brucedickinson_/following
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:26,
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I've just found out I can park next to my tent so I will be bringing EVERYTHING!!!!I may bring stuff I don't need just for shits and giggles.
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here is al's answerdon't take anything.
skank it off BGB.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:38,
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i hope i'm not the only one here who is glad you didn't kill yourself(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)
i don't want to hear about your masterbation habitsi'm more interested in bob's
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He'll be rummaging round her spent knickers for pubes to stick on his head (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:45,
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you have actually excelled yourself with the grossness of this imagewell done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:48,
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He'll be the coolest kid in the moshpitwhen it rains he'll even get clotted bits of blood running off his newly acquired wig
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:49,
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....'Spent pubes'....That's assuming there's been no pre-download trimming! It's very rare one comes across (fnaar) a 'Full Judith' nowadays.
So I'm told.
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He's not allowed on the posh camping bit.So won't get access to my spent knickers.
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There'll be lots of people like totally wasted, play your cards right and you could have a busy tent most nights(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:50,
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I spilt scalding hot coffee on my hand this morning becasue of a revolving dfoor :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:54,
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I'm gonna tell Andrew how mean you're beng today and he is coming come opver hereand kick your internet arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:56,
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Oh man, I'm gonna be on the popular page!!*ticks off bucket list*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:57,
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it's gonna be wetand i'm still gonna love EVERY FUCKING MINUTE OF IT. hard.
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slightly jealousI want to go to a festival!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:03,
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i'm doing downloadand boomtown fair this year.
the rest can get fucked.
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A fine bottle of Screaming Eagle...After Eights.
Cornish Pasties.
Tenacious D underpants.
Then you're done - and I'm jealous.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:04,
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A pair of pants with a fat and a bald cunt in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:06,
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I could've gone to see the D at Brixton tonight...or on Sunday...But my boss said I wasn't allowed to take any time off because I have some fuckfacing budget to do!
I hate my life
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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Saved me a few quid certainly...But I do happen to think TD are quite excellent.
*chooses to forget about movie*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:21,
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Exactly!...I don't need pants to acieve that goal - same thing applies to whatever I wear
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:07,
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Agreed...I'm going to the pub to top myself up from last night.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:13,
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NEVER!...I'm perpetually like a billposter's bucket.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:16,
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I cannot drink and work. I simply cannot do it.Plus my piss smells fucking weird after the drinking from the weekend.
I think it's time for a few days off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:15,
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or piss?...Then again, I suppose your piss wouldn't smell funny if you had just been drinking more piss. Maybe someone else's?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:18,
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when malc's here tricky usuallyasks him about lunch before 9.30fat prick
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if i could find it i wouldhe's suited and booted today, must be due in court
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