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So, vegetarian sushi is rather nom.
I wonder why that is.

go on,I promise not to delete this thread, honest.

EDIT: ann actual question: what do you believe, but cannot prove?

Alt: what have you seen proved but still cannot believe.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:21, 236 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What is the point of vegetarian sushi?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:22, Reply)
it's tasty and doesn't involve eating raw fish.
Next question.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
*Generic "Sushi is not raw fish" post*

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I know this, you know this, Batte does not.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Are you able to eat those sweet omelette things?
If so, they're rather tasty
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'm able to eat pretty much anything.
Never tried those though.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Sweet omelette?
*ponders*
Egg custard?
*googles*
Tamagotchi?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)
VEGETARIANS ARE WANKERS TOO YOU KNOW

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Oh fuck yeah, often the biggest wankers.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
AND THEY HAVE VAGINITUS!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:27, Reply)
They've got more thyme on their hands.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:28, Reply)
LTI
before a herb pun thread starts
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I bayleaf you really want one to start.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is sage advice

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Wait for Barry to get here
Basil provide the most lols
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Cumin Darth

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
you're lavendar laugh

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This pun thread has been Mixed at best
This totally counts
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
it needs spicing up

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
my gf is a vegetarian
so i can confirm you're right
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Is she slim attractive and intelligent?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
she's average but dim

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Thats nice
I married for looks, intelligence and quality of blowjobs and look where that got me.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:39, Reply)
exactly, you have to go three steps below
that way they're always grateful
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Exactly!
I once woke up next to a fat bird and she gave me two blowies before we got out of bed! Never recipricated though, I mean she was fat and I have standards.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
if you go ugly they'll never leave you
if you go thick they'll always be impressed when you say something vaguely clever
if you go for crap blowjobs, they learn eventually
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Never reciprocated?
You didn't give her a blow job back? You heartless bastard.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
you're so un-drunk you're not making any sense

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Wires move entirely of their own free will and tangle themselves around each other when you're not looking.
Alt: the continuing popularity of r'n'b
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:33, Reply)
See also string and pretty much anything longer than it is wide.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:34, Reply)
That'll be why my penis remains mercifully untangled

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
And why Battered can't cross his legs or fold his arms.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:44, Reply)
you know that thing where they hold up one of those strobe lights near a pylon and it lights up?
that

i believe in myself and my girlfriend, but it seems i can't prove either of those things
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I believe that man did not land on the moon and successfully return to earth.
It was cold war propaganda.

I cannot prove this.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
mostly because there's lots of proof to the contrary

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

It's pretty fucking obvious they did land on the moon. If not why haven't the Russians kicked up a massive fuss?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
i suspect battered was being controversial

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Nope. I genuinely don't believe it happened.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
then you're a prick
and you're stupid, you're a stupid prick is what i'm trying to say
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I don't believe this.
But I can't prove it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I think you should get punched in the face by buzz aldrin.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFO8AGMwic
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
That is one of the funniest things I have seen for some time. Brilliant.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
You're "that" guy.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Actually, I'm not standing for this.
Do you believe there are people in orbit in the ISS? Do you believe in geosynchronous sattelites?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
No, I believe the technology exists now, but didn't at that time.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Do you believe in V2 rockets?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
The hardest part of any trip to the moon is the first 1-10,000 meters that was cracked pre world war 2.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_rocket_and_missile_technology
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I hope this is what you wanted and you're not being serious because here is a list of why I believe it did happen
1. The Russians didn't say it was fake and it happened during the cold war
2. Rock samples bought back were proven to be extra-terrestrial
3. No one at NASA said it was fake and someone would have by now.
4. There were loads more landings after it and no one called shenanigans on them.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
5. They basically went on a repurposed ICBM and if they didn't exist what was the cold war even about?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)

He must be having a laugh surely?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
No he's just too stubourn to read about it.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)

It's difficult to tell what with him being so short... with his responses.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:45, Reply)
he can't help being short, his lack of height made him overly aggressive
oh wait you mean short-not-tall or short-short-tempered-short?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:46, Reply)

The latter, with a pinch of the former. That was my attempt at being funny.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I got it.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
My step father watched a shit documentary about how the moon landings were faked
and now firmly believes we never went. Even though I have discredited every single thing he has claimed is evidence. He even believes the fact that the photos were too well framed for a chest mounted camera is proof they never went. I pointed out that they took a shit load of pictures and there's such a thing a cropping and he still won't have it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:42, Reply)
i saw that documentary too years back
it made some pretty good points, but you're right most of them were discredited as NASA pissed its pants laughing at just how incorrect some of their evidence was
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I think all of them were easily discredited by a five year old reading boys first book of space.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
yeah but the flag moved and there's no atmosphere on the moon!
it moved because it was plonked in the ground and not made of concrete, y'idiots
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Alt: battered is, in fact, of average height and not a midget.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:36, Reply)
depends on your definition of average height.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:40, Reply)
5' 9" I'm told.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:43, Reply)
5'8" and a half.
/ac
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
ha ha.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I have heard AA's girlfriend is fit
but have not seen it proved even on facebook so I don't believe it so this answer does not fit in to either question sorry.

Real answers - I believe that aging, AIDs and Cancer could be easily cured and may already have been but the research purchased and disposed of.

Alt. No answer as science can explain all. I will obviously change this answer if it turns out that AA's lady is actually a fitty.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:48, Reply)
oh come on what are the chances?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I don't know which of these is worse
That you genuinely believe that about the diseases or the 'science can explain all' bit.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Take it with a pinch of salt, it was more a cheap snipe at AA than a serious answer
and the curing diseases bit maybe not quite as black and white but I do believe that there is a lot more that could be done to cure aids. I don't think its some global conspiricy, I just think it could have been done by now.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Phew!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Check the latest photo I'm tagged in on facebook, she's in that

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:51, Reply)
yeah, copy and paste it here PJ

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
and if it's just some bird sitting at a large group of people and AA is just one of them
come back and tell us so i can call his mum a prick or something
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Is she the one with glasses or the one with a big nose?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Glasses

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
as i thought, it's AA with a group of people
one of whom is his 'girlfriend', relationship status: 'it's complicated'
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Nope, there's 4 of us in the actual focus
With others in the far background
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
so lots of people, one of whom is your 'girlfriend'
because you say so, not because she acknowledges the fact
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)
4 people, two of which are male.
Not exactly 'lots of people'

And how exactly is she supposed to acknowledge that she's my girlfriend?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)
publicly
her relationship status, a photo of the two of you as her profile picture, hold your hand in one of the photos, or a duckmouth kiss, arm around each other

that kind of thing, you know, like a girlfriend and not just someone you know
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
You mean the way that 15 year olds show that they are in a relationship?
I have zero interest in shit like that. When the half decent picture from Saturday goes up of the two of us, that might be my picture, but because it amuses me, not because I have any wish to prove to anyone that I'm in a relationship.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
so what you're saying is that the only evidence you have of your "girlfriend"
is a picture of yourself with 3 other people, who could be anybody?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
That and the fact that I've introduced her to friends and b3tans alike as such, and she's agreed
And as I say, that's only one photo so far. There are more to come.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
more photos of you with some people, i'm glad that proves everything
i'll shut up now
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Why are you taking this all so seriously today?
Don't have an Emvee style break down on us, AA.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not, still in a rather good mood
I'm simply answering questions being put to me
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
+about my imaginary, four eyed overweight girl-not-friend who has a real boyfriend of her own

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
And if you look through her profile pictures theres tonnes of her hugging up to some fat mongy looking guy.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
that's either AA or her real boyfriend

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Her ex boyfriend, yes

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

ex real
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Not deleted the ex boyfriend pics
Bad sign!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Not really, I still have pictures with my exes

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
whoa, you're a player!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
By letting you rub her tits.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I do that most nights anyway

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
this is a much better answer than mine :(

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Well apart from the lack of proof that she actually your girlfriend
I internetharshly disagree with two of your three observations about her. I see she is doing her PhD though so I'll give you 1/3
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
What were the three again?
And tbh, whilst I know it's the oldest excuse in the book, that really isn't a great picture of her. Then again, I don't think anyone looks their best on a windy day in Stockport.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've looked through loads of her pics on her not locked down profile

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Perve, haha
Fair enough if you disagree on the attractive one, personally I think she is. Was the other of the 3 slim? If so, I'm not entirely sure how you can argue with that one, unless you're looking at older pics?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
she's a chunky four eyed monkey who still isn't even your girlfriend
oh AA :(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
At least his mum isn't here to bear the shame of it

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
she'll be spinning in her grave
but the exercise'll do her good
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
having three chins is a family trait

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i wish my mum was dead so i could have an imaginary girlfriend :(

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
there'll be a 'big break up' next week after AA decides that he could do better and needs to move on

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Wrong on almost all counts there chap
Not chunky, but she does wear glasses, and is my girlfriend. Sorry to burst your bubble.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
except she's 15 stone and still has photos of her ex all over her facebook
well done AA, you bagged a keeper, who isn't even your girlfriend
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Again, you're wrong here, sorry about that.
Yes, she does have pictures of her ex, so?

Are you with someone so insecure that you would demand that they instantly removed all trace of all previous relationships the instant you hook up?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
you need to ask that question?
FWIW I reckon you are punching slightly above your weight, well done.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Thank you

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
he's calling you ugly you dumb fuck

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
nah mate, my relationship predates facebook
i can keep a woman for longer than a few months

(soz this isn't a dead mum joke)
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
be that as it may, the case for yours being imaginary is stronger than the case for his being so.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
i don't feel any need to prove anything to spastics on the internet

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
funniest thing you've said all day.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
how apt, you've never said anything funny
whats got your goat today you miserable cunt?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Nothing suppressed about it.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I dunno
When I looked through AA's pics I thought he was doing the redhaired bird because they at least looked close. Theres no Internet evidence that this human specimin is in fact his bit of stuff.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
why care?
I can't see his motivation in faking it.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
loneliness, desperation for approval from an absent parent-figure

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Yes, but why would AA bother?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
because he's a prick

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
you really have no sense of irony do you?
I think I might join the 'qiuinten is ruining /ot' party. Rary is more ballanced than you lately.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i have no fucken idea what you're on about
you're losing it, CQ
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I brush them with a toothbrush.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Cos he mocked me for having a loveless marriage
But now I can see just how lucky I am.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I did apologise for that, and have since left it alone

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)
some people find it difficult to let things go
unless you suffer loss early on in life it's difficult to deal with
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
You're apologising to someone who's called your imaginary girlfriend a fat ugly four eyed cow
Oh dear AA, you promised to grow some balls after the whole landlord kept your deposit because you trashed the house and then were too much of a pussy to admit it, but I'm not seeing it
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
worst off, he thanked CQ for calling him ugly

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
He's one of lifes door mats I'm afraid
he needs some toughening up
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
no what he really needs to do is moan and whinge all day until we all hate him

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I apologised because I entered into the mud flinging that you and your spastic mate seem to excel in
Usually I conduct myself better than that. It became clear that I went too far, as such I apologised and stopped talking about it.

It's called 'being the bigger man' Rory, you should try it sometime.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
if you were a bit bigger your girlfriend might look smaller
from the right distance
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I
like
this
even
though
it's
totally
squished
at
the
side
and
a
bit
annoying
to
read
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I liked it too
and I clicked it and all, cos I'm well generous
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Holding a banjolele of course

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
If by bigger you mean not slim them..... oh forget it!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
We all did that.
it's your 'thing', like AA's mum being dead, or quinten being a tragic sock or me being a dull and worthy hippy who falls off bikes.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
seriously what happened today?
were you always like this?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Today?
mostly grapheme.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)
word sounds?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Again, somthing no one but you mentioned

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
WHAT THE HELL AYBOA?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I know
I was just using it to make another snipe, you know "Ihaven'thadsexinmonthsbutitcouldbeworseIcouldbeshaggingAA'smissuslolz"
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Leave AA's mum out of this, she's dead and it aint fair

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Nah, that's my friend who has gone to Ibiza for a few mnoths

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Well you should fuck her instead

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Nah, sloppy seconds
She's my best friend's ex
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
You're new one never fucked the fat mong then?
I'd rather have my best friends sloppy seconds than a fat mongs
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Doesn't really count as sloppy seconds when I know very little about the guy besides his name
If I knew him personally, and had known him longer than her, then maybe I'd consider it as sloppy seconds.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
It doesn't really count as sloppy seconds if shes washed the jizz out

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
His dad licked it out for him.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I KNEW there was something I forgot to ask her to do!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
she did look dirty, didn't she?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Indeed
Backdoor beauty I'm betting
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
3 of my last 4 relationships have lasted over a year
That's more than a few months, hate to break it to you.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:22, Reply)
ANd at your age that's practically marriage.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:23, Reply)
If by slim you mean not fat then ok
But if by slim you mean slim then not a chance in nearly all her full body pics theres bulges over the belt line, front and sides. The Internet evidence is indisputable!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
hahahha, fuck please stop! too much

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
I think you're probably looking at older pictures there then, as she's certainly slim now, having lost weight
Now, if you don't mind, I'd rather not carry on talking about this
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Once a chubby chaser always a chubby chaser

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Of course Rory, you can believe that all you like.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Dunno I only know of two of your conquests, and they're both chubsters
It's ok to be attracted to lard and sweaty bras
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Meh, if that's how you want to interpret things, feel free

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
sorry if its upsetting you that your overweight, four-eyed not-girlfriend has not lived up to expectations

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:21, Reply)
they met over they're mutual admiration for each others multiple chins

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)
this is gettting clicks from all of my accounts

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
The blonde one with glasses
or the one who looks about 40 with tatty hair?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
You're going out with Printerland.co.uk?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Yes, and we're very happy together.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Yeah, until you have to change the toner.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:59, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)
If only Monty was single, he fucking loved posting that picture of his ex.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I believe you will delete this thread because you can't help yourself.

I also believe my housemate is a gay.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I believe that the Bible is literally true.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Well of course it is
Jesus proves it doesn't he
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Edit: Everything Rory posts.

Alt: Everything Monty posts.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)
What's in vegetarian sushi, then?
I was one of those that thought it was raw fish, fish eggs and whatnot. Apparently that might be sashimi. I am clueless. I don't really see how it'd work.

I don't really "believe" in anything as belief requires faith and I am not capable of faith in anything other than people. I accept that which I can understand and that science has explained. Anything else I assume has an unyet undiscovered scientific explaination.

I'm rather boring like that, I'm afraid.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Presumably vegetarian sushi is what the rest of us call 'rice'.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Well I assume it's some sort of fish flavoured protein or something
but that sounds ghastly.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:14, Reply)
raw vegetable, like pepper or cucumber or tomato
wrapped in rice, stuck together with seaweed.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:27, Reply)
wait
you're not AA's new girlfriend, are you?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
wtf has that got to do with vegetarian sushi?
weirdo
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
that's a yes

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Rice, vegitables, seaweed, tastey

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Alright Gonz.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Aright sporto

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:39, Reply)
I believe that there is life on other planets, and I hope that the Aliens are really weird looking.
Or blue and sexy like in Farscape or something. I wish there was real evidence, but I don't think there will be in my lifetime.

Alt: The slinky.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
There will probably be evidence of "life" on other planets in our lifetime
I'm fairly confident in that, but it'll be microbial and not sexy :(
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
COR, Microbial! PHWOAR! EH? EH?!?!
The BBC could do a really interesting and informative 'Bang Goes the Theory' on it, where they do anything but talk about the actual thing the programme is based on.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I watched one episode of that,
even as a child I would have hated every one of those presenters.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
liz bonin
fner
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
tiny little eyes

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
teeth like the headstone of some deceased matriarch

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:31, Reply)
That Dallas bloke is a very special wanker.
Wants to be Ben Fogle - and no-one can achieve that.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Also:
If we don't at least discover Klingons I'm going to be really disappointed. Failing that just a creature with its willy in a really weird place would be OK.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I don't want to meet klingons :(
They'd bully us.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
nah, cracked.com have got loads of articles about jsut how weak worf really was

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Was it the 7 ways Worf got bitch slapped?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
something like that, he was constantly getting his arse kicked and could barely move
apart from sluggish swipes at people from 4 feet away
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
We'd be OK.
We'd subdue them with our excellent range of cuisines and high brow television programming. Also, we have armies of nerds who can speak the lingo.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I don't think it would be wise to send anyone who learnt Klingon in their own time to meet Klingons.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Is it ok to fuck a sexy blue alien
or is it beastiality?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:28, Reply)
if it's above the intelligence of animal i don't think it counts as a beast
but you'd be better off asking AA
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
You'd be doing your bit for interplanetary relations
you should get a medal.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Is there a Scout Merit badge for interspecies extraterrestrial shagging?
I'd sew that on with pride!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
If it's Gigi Edgley, then it's toally OK.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:35, Reply)
she's not as attractive without the blue :(

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Oh fuckin' hell, she's not!
What a disappointment. Claudia Black it is then, for your interplanetary sexy times.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
She's a Voice in Diablo 3
True FACT
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I dunno if that appeals to me.
I'm playing Max Payne at the moment and it's HARD.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
It's good, I'm enjoing it, but I would wait until you can get it for less than £30
I'm a bit pissed off I paid £45
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Hm, OK.
Have you tried Minecraft? It's fun!
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Yeah, played the shit out of that, get the tecnik pack makes it 100 times better.

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Is that only on PC?

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Yeah, I forgot that minecraft is on Xbox now.
It's a mod that adds generators and automatic tools and shit.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Not played any of them, waiting to borrow Dark Souls from my friend next. Currently 'finishing off' Skyrim.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i prefer rygel

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Neither of them do it for me
Can I have one of the Cyclons from Battlestar Galactica? I know technically they are from earth but they can have babies and stuff
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I have been outgeeked...
I have never seen Battlestar Galactica.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:50, Reply)
gamers are weird, discuss
what's wrong with real life, ffs?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)

it's the biggest entertainment industry in the world, can't be that shit.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
the only people i have met who were over the age of 25 and into computer games
were your stereotypical internet weirdos - pasty, bespectacled, geeky, but utterly convinced of their own coolness.

i would like to be disabused of this notion, but.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
CORRECT
Also, because he's sold millions of records Elton fucking John must be great, yeah?
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
fat chicks look smaller in games
from the right distance
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
same could be said of/to people who read books or watch TV
in my defence I have no interest in games.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
sort of
but people get so obsessed with computer games, like the extreme case of the couple who were playing "second life" so much that their own child died of starvation - that doesn't happen with books or tv.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
never hapens with books, does it?
*cough-bible-cough*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
hmmm
gamers are geekier than godbotherers, discuss.

this would be a GOOD moot.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
No, because they're not interactive and open-ended
You can't achieve the same level of total escapism from your own life.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)

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