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On a scale of 1 to 'OMG THAT'S VILE!'
how bad it using cumin instead of cinnamon?

alt: what skill are you terrible at?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)

I read that as using cum instead of cinnamon
and I couldn't believe you even asked the question.
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Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)

yeah
where would I have got cum from?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)

it's not
too bad
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I like curry with cumin
Lol
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Hey Cavy
I had a look at the Daily Mash earlier, one of the stories reminded me of you.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I'm going to regret this, but
go then, link
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)

it's the one where you wanked off next doors dog, anything for the taste of cum

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)

the daily mash doesn't have real things on it

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I can't link it, I'm on my phone.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)

*goes to website*
OI!

I only do it sometimes
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)

alright jeffster, cheers for the heaton park heads up
the queue for scoring shit drugs ended up being far smaller than for the bar, who knew eh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

No problem
Did you enjoy it? We walked back after the Friday gig, it took hours.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)

were the Primals on form?
I've seen them three times, they were incredible live each time.

And how did Debbie Googe fit in?
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Yeah
They played well. To be honest I wasn't paying that much attention.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

what was their setlist?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)

www.google.com

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)

already checked it.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)

It's a long way from Heaton Park to Bristol.

(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Got there in time for Noasis, they were hilarious; they left their pride somewhere
The Roses were very good, but it felt like a giant karaoke show and far too corporate in feel. Piss everywhere, never seen anything like it. Audience drug casualties, pretty high. one bloke next to me collapsed from ketamine five minutes before they came on, which was a good way to spend �55. Piss everywhere. Managed to get driven away afterwards, so off in Rusholme for a curry fifteen minutes after the fireworks, glad to escape all the piss. /report ends
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Did you send anyone to the bar?

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

yer, he could manage twelve drinks in one go, and the queue was about twenty five minutes
that said i've never seen a queue like it and it looked like a two hour wait. Amazing selection of fosters or bacardi breezer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Cavy - why are you asking this?
You're an even more reluctant cook than me.

Have you banged your bonce or something?
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I am obeying the whim of Tesco
have been for about 6 weeks now. I've eaten real food and I weigh a bit less
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

A Tesco diet?
I've got a Tesco Local round the corner but I only go there for tabs 'n booze. That's not a bad diet.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)

it's an online thing which tells me exactly what to eat
like I'm some kind of special needs which, when it comes to food and cooking and domestic things, I am.

who's going to get to the strikethrough first?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:52, Reply)

So what you're telling me is that Tesco tell you what to eat, then?

(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

yes.

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Do you not think there may be some sort of commercial tie-in?
Just a hunch.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)

i don't buy stuff from them
it just tells me what to make from those crazy 'fruit' and 'vegetable' things. You can buy those ANYWHERE is turns out!
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

So Tesco tell you what to eat and you buy the ingredients elsewhere?
I'll be giving me old mate Michael Leavy a call.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

I am a rebel, you know

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)

You've been reported
You'll be receiving a visit from Corporate PLC soon.

They might confiscate the pigs.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

"I think you know who I am, Winston,"

(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I'm not a fan of cinnamon, but i can't imagine cumin toast

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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Hmm,
Why would anyone come in toast, unless you're really, really skint and can't afford meals. Even then, the protein count is pretty low. I support the dog or cat would eat it.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:24, Reply)

like soggy biscuit but lower rent

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Lidl soggy digestive diet. Cheap, protein-rich, sugar-laden goodness. Iceland probably do a frozen equivalent.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Do they still make 'Mighty White'
The only bread I remember being marketed at kids.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:32, Reply)

And racist's

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

alright quendozers?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Wotcher Plum

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:27, Reply)

I notice noone answered the alt
so I suspect the answer is 'self criticism' which stands to reason
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)

OK i'll answer
I'm crap at answering Alt's

PS evening Cavy
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:31, Reply)

evening
wassaaaaaaaaaaaap?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Up things mainly, have you been hanging around here all day?
If so what have I missed?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

nah, I'm just here in the evenings
so I miss all the exciting things I imagine happen in the day. There was some mad shit earlier with Quentin trying to categorise us by how many parents we had, but that just got complicated as he'd not thought it through
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Wow that must have confused him if anyone from Norfolk answed

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Right - I'm done and you now have my full attention.
It's a non-sequiter. How can you have a skill if you're no good at it?
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I am saying that people may be bad at self criticism
by the fact that they haven't self criticised
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

wait, now I understand
no: the thing can be a skill, but you don't have that skill, or have tried and suck at it
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

So you're saying - effectivelty - what are you shit at?
Computers and plumbing.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

I added the word skill to avoid self pity
I won't ask you to fix the waterwheel driven computer then
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Say what you mean - mean what you say.
Waterwheel is mechanical and therefore logical.

It's the pressure bits of plumbing that are a dark art to me.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)

you're problem there is that there
is always slippage between signifier and signified. Words and meaning are only loosely associated and dependent on many other things.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)

"The only uncertain area of study is semantics"
HL Mencken, 1934
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)

I once thought I was a structuralist
but now I'm not Saussure.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Chicken Saussuare? That is good. I had it cooked on a native's corrugated-iron roof.
That's structuralist
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Then afterwards you all got clean in the Barthes

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Is that the chap that named the Bartholin cyst?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

I can't think of a Derrida pun.
Soz.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Derrida Sun the day? Utter shite, as always.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)

i had one about puns in text being able to fool da-reader/derrida
but I had to go to the pub.

I had a backup about lacan, too
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Errrrm Tommy cooper and magic?

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Perfect counter-arguement.

(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)

So bad yet SSSsssssoooooooo good

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

The worktop position, I believe.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Butcher's blocklols

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Na, I' m particularly hopeless at DIY (unless that includes, you know). Also hopeless at cooking, conversation, speaking on the phone, sympathy for anybody that reads the Mail and the pathetic fools that pass for sports journalists in Scotland.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:36, Reply)

You forgot the English

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Don't mind most English. The Nick Griffen mob can fuck right off.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Lefties and righties can get to fucked in my books

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

bendejos
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Eve's an all thunder
Whats the haps?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Quite right Bobby.
Bendejo's am where it's at.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Sounds like a good place to go whats the Tapas like?

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Wotcha TD. How goes it in Kiltland?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Eh?
No kilts amongst me, dear boy.

I'm your Bradford correspondent.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I thought you were in Scotland, well done for not being.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Tis me you're thinking of, Bobby-me-lad.
You well?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I have never thought of you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Liar.
I haunt your very wet dreams and cause your sunglasses to have stains.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I am not, nor have I ever been a Scot.

(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I can see up yer kilt from here, ye fibber.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I am a Lancastrian
From the bit that got exiled to Cumbria in 1974.

Exiled in West Yorkshire but I was born in Lancashire and that's all I need.
(The Disappointed The Greatest Motherfucker you're ever gonna meet, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Indeed.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

bendejo's what?
An' who the fuck is bendejo?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Phudbree is TD's sockpuppet.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)

And you're Battered, ya hoor.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Guess how well setting up my router is going :(

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Not very?

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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Not very, although my iPhone is linked up fine
Computer says no
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Not great, it would seem.

If you look at the back of the router, there will be a little hole. Get a paperclip and push it in. Keep pushing for ten seconds (just like sex) then withdraw. (The router will not run for the bathroom with her hand cupped to her groin, so don't be concerned.)

This will reset the router to default settings. At the socket, switch off everything connected to computer. Connect router again, connect to computer, then switch on at socket. Leave for ten minutes. It should connect without you doing anything else. If it doesn't then you need log in details from your ISP. Phone them.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I think I need my ISP details
tried everything else, stoopid router, I hate it I hate I hate it.

*tantrum*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

It's probably easier if you just phone them. Be prepared for all sorts of turn it off turn it on again nonsense but it will probably work in the end.

Good luck.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah sure you're right
They say call from yr talk talk phone for auto assistance, I don't have a bloody phone! What is this the year 2000?

Will try in the morning
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

holy fucking raptor christ I've only gone and fucking done it!
*dances*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

\o/

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Well done, ma loon.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Good evening, evening thread.

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Eve's Tangles
Hows you?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Eve's tangles?

That'll cause a massive argument in ecumenical circles and no mistake.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)

When it all kicks off phuds, I'm blaming you

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I'll take it, harters, I always have. *sobs*
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)

*Pats back*
there there
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)

On my back?
Dirty, dirty boy.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)

*Washes hands*
what you upto phuds?
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)

eating olives.

Do not ask "Olive's what?"
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)

My sons friends have taken over the house
I'm gonna kick em out in 15 mins, till then im listening to Erykah Badu on youtube
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Probs the only thing left in my fridge will be olives

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Olive's what? Surely not.
In the fridge, you say?
The ham will taste of anchovies, believe me.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Its the wifes realm not mine.
She can put what the hell she want to in the fridge, she normally calls things right.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)

alright Tango?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Alright doze
Good fun had by all earlier.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)

remind me where I live again?
I am still confused by Al. Why does he have to be such a prick? Rory does it for lols, he seems to do it on purpose.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Al is alright
He likes a good argument.
You know well enough not to take it too seriously.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:30, Reply)

The York crossbow idea was good though

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)

what idea?
That bylaw is a myth and superseded by many modern laws.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

*ahem*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1659626
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

ah, I see you, larper
Am I doin it rite?
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

doin what right?

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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

He's doing "what" right.

It's the new "stuff", ken?
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Plum its common knowledge
anyone that they don't know is a sock. Make a b4sh in York dress code kilt's and shoot them all with a crossbow.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Al is actually a really nice bloke in person
I wish I knew why he gets his kicks from being a cunt on here, it's unnecessary and it's a shame. But it's only the internet. I'm sure we all know better than to take it seriously.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Very true, water ducks and backs

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)

He is the only b3tan I've met
And he was perfectly charming.
On here I've only really seen him be a cunt to people who call him a cunt.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Which one's Al?

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

The cunt

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Thunder?
Ohhhh thats Al,
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)

No, thundercunt is me.

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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Yes but ordinarliy you don't call someone a cunt without provocation.

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SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

He's often like a dog with a bone
That pisses some people off.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Most of us are old enough just to let it go, and laugh

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

In other news, it looks as though Jeff had a good time at the Roses gig
Although I think he does get a bit carried away around the 1.30 mark
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8y8cccktFw
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Alt: Though I can usually work out what's supposed to happen in a DC circuit, AC circuits are a complete mystery to me.
Good thing I'm not an electrician.
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Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:46, Reply)

We made gingerbread at school once
And my friend put in mixed herbs instead of mixed spices. It looked and smelled fucking rank.

I suck at anything that requires flexibility, like dancing or gym. Doom.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Just in time for
Al: cunt or not?
Although I think I know which side you are on...
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Deliberate cunt
As opposed to actual cunt
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

This. I have the excuse of being a great big lanky bugger though.

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Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Apparently you are strong, speedy or supple.

I am strong. How desperately feminine :(
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Excellent legs though.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Awww thank you! X

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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Tolerance also seems to be a problem.

I still like you, not that you give a fuck.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Me?
Sorry, do I know you?!
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)

No, but I've replied to many of your posts. I'm clearly inferior.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Oh
Well, most are. Don't feel bad.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Your posts are inferior?

Correct. If you work hard, you may reach the required standard soon.

Letter home to daddy, if not.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Anyway I'm gonna call it a night.

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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Spamming a friends' band
if you like sea-themed folk rock, this is the thing for you
soundcloud.com/the-patient-wild/sets/across-the-bow
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

It's a 'no' from me, I'm afraid.
But good luck to them.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Alright people.
I'm back.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Jeff!

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

TANLGES!!!!!!

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

You've tangled my name up.
Did you enjoy the Roses then?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I did enjoy it.
Putting to one side Ian Brown, they are a great band.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Yeah, not being able to sing should really be more of a handicap for a singer.
There's a vid of you enjoying yourself up there ^
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I'd have watched it, but it would require me 'signing in' and I don't do that.
(Because I've got no sign-in details).

However, I accept it'll make the 'fake' me look like a wanker.

Meanwhile, enjoy the Stone Roses.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Y-uUiQz2w
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Ah, yeah
The bit where you take all your clothes off does make the video unsuitable for minors.
Here, I nicked it off /links. You don't need to sign in to see it there: www.b3ta.com/links/Tabby_I_went_to_see_the_Stone_Roses_his_fav_band_in_Heaton_Park_Manchester_a_few_days_ago_and_here_is_the_vid_I_made_of_him_dancing_naked
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)

hahahaha
He'll have had the 'shame face' from the moment that ended.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Welcome back
I am also back
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

How are you the wonderful Amberl?
Back in Bristol I hope - and, if you are. Do you fancy booze one night?
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I am indeed back in Bristol
and we should definitely do booze whenever is good for you. I'm not bad thanks, did you enjoy the Stone Roses?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I did enjoy the Stone Roses.
Thanks for asking. I'd been looking forward to seeing them for years, and then it happened.

Let me know when is good for you!
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I'm really glad they were a good watch
especially if you'd been looking forward to them for ages.

Pretty much anytime this week is good for me, away at the weekend, but back by next Tuesday.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Good luck with that job thingy.
Make sure they realise you're NAILS, and you'll walk it.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)

Innit.
And if you need a reference, I'll gladly sign a bit of scrap that says 'Amberl is NAILZ'
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Fancy signing one for me that says 'actually, b3th is eminently employable.'?

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Of course.
I don't know in what capacity, but I'll provide a personal reference if that helps.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)

It might.
At the moment I've got my accountant and someone I used to work for a squillion years ago, who might or might not even remember my name.

My biggest client as a freelancer was my husband's company, and I'm not sure that's the most professional message ever...
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

Whereas some random from the Internet.....

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Obviously.

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Seriously, if I can help, I will.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Hang on, let me just gaz you something exciting...

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Okay, but I'm going to bed in a minute.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Thanks b3th!
I will be hugely disappointed if I don't get interviewed for this because I'm not sure what more they could ask for to be honest.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Well, not that I want to bring you down or anything,
But this year so far, I've applied for loads of jobs that might as well have been advertised as 'we're looking for a candidate who is b3th', and I didn't get any of them.

Of course, that might be because I'm such a frightful bore they couldn't stand the thought of working with me...
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:49, Reply)

This is true
I've applied for plenty of jobs like that, that might as well have been tailor made and got nowhere. But with this one I actually have extra experience in what they're looking for, qualifications that tie in etc. Fingers crossed!

Also on the boring bit, don't be ridiculous. You're just not showing them the appropriate cutting humour (high risk tactic right there of course.)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I never left
well I did, but not just now
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Did you see the Mash story?

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

yes
you are so mean. I don't always dress like that!
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

For.Eva.Alone.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)

So lonely!
Pity meeeeeeeeeeee!
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Thank you Sting.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Hey, what a coincidence!
I am also back.
But only for a very short while.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)

How are you my dear?

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Knackered, but happy, thank you very much for asking.
I've had a staggeringly productive few days, but I'm still no closer to being employed.
That last job I was confident about seems to have fallen off the face of the earth.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)

Need some DogFucker pick me up?
I'm happy to scan through anything you've seen.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Are you offering to fuck my dog?
I'd love to meet up for lunch sometime. I' off to god's own country for a few days soon, but when I get back I really need to head to Brizzel.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)

You should head to the capital.
We'll get you sorted out.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I say!
It's been ages since I had a good 'sorting out'.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Oooh Matron!
You know that Bristol is the place to be for a sorting out.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)

I shall get my bristols there as soon as I can.

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Wayhay!!

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Just reading a review of Blackout to see whether I wanted to watch it and spat out my wine at this
"Take the case of Roy Keane. There was a moment during Euro 2012 when Adrian Chiles made a half-time joke and Chiles, Gareth Southgate and Patrice Evra chuckled amiably. Then something happened. Roy Keane tried to smile. Small children and horses the world over are still in blankets being comforted by the emergency services or trying to get closure through grief counselling over that one."

www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/jul/02/blackout-jamies-summer-food-rave-up?newsfeed=true

That's some good stuff right there.

As you were!
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

anybody still up?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Me, but only barely.

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

I say!!
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I am.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Did you want something?

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Just finished watching Enemy at the Gate
so still up
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Top film, right there.

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I always enjoy it
despite the ludicrous accents. Makes a change to have the Germans portrayed by Americans.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:46, Reply)

I rather enjoy Joseph Feinnes.
You know, generally speaking.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Uh huh. I believe you
*sticks with Jeremy Renner for high class totty needs*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:56, Reply)

No.

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Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)

was just wondering who was about.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Fair enough.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Well, we are. *points at 'us'*
What you gonna do about it?
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Em,

Go to sleep.

Breasts, I believe is the term.

Night.
(Phudbree Like a teuchter Albert Fish, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

is there any appetite for a York bash?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)

If by York you mean Huddersfield, yes.

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Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)

I thought you'd organised one?
If the dates are favourite, I'll trek up to meet you.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)

Oh, right.
But ask you to stagger down to Weston...
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)

And I did.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)

*humphs*

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Yeah.

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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)

D to the G!

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Hey Jeff.

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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Hey DG.
I'm going to bed in a minute.
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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Me too.
Today's been cack.
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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Scatlols

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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:59, Reply)

I have put it in the calendar before but no fucker turns up.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:56, Reply)

You aren't all about the nighclub promotion are you.

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JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:57, Reply)

you wot?

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:01, Reply)

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