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Is Facebook shit? Are other social networks shit?
Alt what's the best piece of junk mail or spam you've received? Hotslut26 has sent me a an email asking me to chat. I'm tempted.

Altalt: what's a better question than either of these?
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

People who live their entire lives on there make it shit
At its best, it can be a useful tool for keeping in touch with people...and pictures of kittens
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)

I don't bother with any of them anymore.
I find it quite sad that people need to tweet all fucking night, just to comment on a football match or how pissed they're getting.
Alt, I still get the moneylaundering thing, and also dodgy Indian Viagra. "Do you want to well stallion your woman with cock" etc.
Altalt, the meaning of life.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Facebook has got pretty shit recently.
I use it as a drinking diary now.

Altalt: We should talk about BANKERS
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I like Facebook for staying touch with people and taking the piss out of friends' statuses
It's a bit like here but less cunty. And, admittedly, often not as amusing.

AltAlt: Keith Richards, what's his secret?
(Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Re Keef,
pharmecutical quality gear.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It's completely shit
I once took a call from an Indian call centre which began 'hello my name is Steve Davis'. Fucking pissed myself.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)

"I'd like pot, black"

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Snooker wasn't as lucrative a sport in his day Monty
We've all got to make ends meet.

Well, except you, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Easy there, Nick Griffin
Indians are people too, you know. This board is getting more racist by the day.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

He typed that in a "comedy" Indian accent and all
I heard it.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Ugh, I'm outraged
And so are all of my best friends, who're all Indian.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Female muslims, I hope?

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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)

No lazy friends

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I bet he said it a comedy "It Ain't Half Hot Mum" accent whilst wobbling his head from side to side, too.

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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

hellos to you there mr montie boyces
I am calling you todays to be offering free internetting upgradings
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Fucking call centres. Stealing our Indians.
Hang on, that's not right is it?
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I've just been speaking to a call centre woman with the most outrageous American/Canadian accent I've ever heard.
I could hardly understand a word she said.
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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

This one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

No, this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DLdobzj_9_I#t=6s
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

*accidental seriousness*
you know they do that because fucktard British marketing think-tanks have told them that it makes them sound more approachable, right? It's not their fault UK businesses employ fuckwit strategists who try and pander to the lowest common denominator of EDL knuckledragger.

*ends seriousness*

It is quite funny though.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Yeah it is, yet I still can't delete the fecking thing.
Alt: Ultrasabers.com spam email led to me buying a toy lightsaber.

AltAlt: How should Barry make up for his criminal activities? or how could we make B3ta nicer for CQ and other kind hearted souls?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Fuck CQ. He turned into a twat and this place is better without him.
Barry should kill himself on an overdose of other people' s drugs. The thieving wanker.
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

ironylolz

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

So have you run Baz out of the country then?
He hasn't posted since Barrygate.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Not me. Monty or Stunned may have.

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Oh well, he always said he wanted to live abroad...

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

He was heading to Spain for a few days.
I imagine he's back now and maybe lying low.
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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I expect he's avoiding the site because he knows he'll get torn a new one if he comes back.
Hi Baz, if you're lurking.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Cut his nose off.
He won't be able to cheeky line any more. Barrygatelols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I like the telephone calls from the "microsoft helpdesk" somewhere in india.
I tell them I don't use microsoft, I have a bawsak operating system.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Facebook is good for keeping in touch with people you don't see very often..
if you're tweeting your neighbours, or your other half, you need to get out more.
alt: no interesting ones, still want to get a call from "windows" so I can wind them up.
altalt: what can't you wait to be able to get away with when you're old?
(localboy Ignore are for cunts, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Alt: That was me, I got bored.
Soz.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

It's only technically related to the alt question
but I do enjoy it when cold callers get shitty with me because I won't put them through to the "IT Service Delivery Manager" or whatever. I don't owe you a living, dickhead.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)

losely cover phone and call out
"janice, JANICE! get yer top on, there's a call for you.... JANICE!"

no, sorry, she's still playing bounce-titty slap fights with the typing pool. can you call back later?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)

If I didn't work in a quiet, open plan office
I would so do this.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Please, somebody do this.

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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)

it is shit, yeah
my friends list is dwindling because i keep deleting people for being stupid or dull
all social media is shit, it hypes shit things so shit people believe the hype and buy shit products from cunts. I keep trying to filter out 'Trending Articles, videos etc' but they still keep coming. Fuck off facebook.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I don't mind it too much, but it does take a bit of work to get rid of all the stupid fucking apps.
After that, it's fine. I now only get 1 or two app invites a week, at most. LinkedIn pisses me off though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)

At least LinkedIn is useful for job hunting.

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I've never used it.
Perhaps I should dabble.
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Davros' Granddad Monty, could you grow up and have a life? Kthxbai., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)

No harm in trying it, it's free.

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Huh, is it actually useful?
It's always looked crap, to me.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I've found it very useful; not just for finding headhunters & jobs, but also for checking people out who may be interviewing me.

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Maybe I'll give it a shot, then
I am going to be looking once my next project's over.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Expect hundreds of emails.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Depending on your settings.

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)

It's just a website, if you find it useful and/or enjoyable then hoo-fucking-ra
Is this not a social network?

Altalt: Look at the person working closest to you, would you rather kill, fuck or lobotomise them?
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)

The one nearest me appears to have already been lobotomised

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

You work with Nakers?

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

"work"

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

You are The Queen AICMFP

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I think you'll find it is MY five pounds, actually
It has my face on it and everything
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Well, shit. I walked into that one.

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i'd fuck malc
actually sue might be closer, i'd fuck her too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

i'd lobotomise louise though
right now i'd shag everyone in the office except her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I'd shag about 70% of my office
They're a bit quirky-cute round here
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I can't see who is nearest to me. This makes it difficult.
Probably none of the above. Depending if the PhD office 3 doors down from mine is first one currently occupied, though. There's one of the students in there I'd fuck and two I'd happily kill.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I just want to snuggle :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Snuggles are fucking ace
*snuggles*
(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I am surrounded by blokes, so no.
Upstairs is where all the decent women are.

Oh, I managed to mentally blank out "kill" and "lobotomise". The guys I work with are sound, so no there, too.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Customer Services in our place
Some proper beauties in there

*rubs thighs*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Marketing always seem to have a good turnover of good looking girls.
Requires a measure of intelligence too, so they're not often the gutter trolls hired locally.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)

1 or 2 in Sales would get the sportshorn

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

where''s Amberl? i need to know what it means if i like mat kearny?
But also, ndubz
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I think it means that you touch yourself at night
but that you are guilty that God wouldn't like it.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Foreignerszzzzzzz

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:11, Reply)

what the fuck is a mat kearny and why is amberl the judge of it?

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Smokieszzzzzz

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:14, Reply)

what, kippers?

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Kippers? who the fuck...etc

(Benny Blanco From The Bronx Naw, you stay here, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)

It's a "Christian Rock" singer I believe.
I don't know why Amberl would be the judge of it, is she the arbitrator of all that is good in music?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

She's a Christian I think...

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:23, Reply)

fucking hell.
or not!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

is he?
Still, smashing music
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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Or Cock for short

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

i told her i like death cab and she said that made me a retro hipster

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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

death cab?
you're so hip I'm amazed breathing isn't too mainstream for you, krizzle.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

At the risk of being shot down here
Haven't they been around for years?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

yes.
how long they've been around for is nothing to do with hipster status though.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

does one just morph into a hipster?

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K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Do you own a fixed-wheel bike and tight jeans?
and "ironically" uncool thick-framed glasses?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I suppose 2nd Life counts as a social network.
I used to use that a lot, but realised it was infringing into my real life a bit too much.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)

What is 2nd life?

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Some kind of computer game I think
How fucking slow is it on here this afternoon? It was fair racing along this morning

Everyone go and have a coffee now and get posting
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)

You should have gone to the pub at lunchtime
That usually yields results.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

I had to go into town for non-alcoholic purchases, sorry
*opens hip flask*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

A virtual world,
where you create an avatar. Pointless waste of time really.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

JUST LIKE YOUR REAL LIFE THEN !!!!!!

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Hello Rory.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Hello Bear Pookie, our latest doley board scribbler
those feckless asian shopowners are paying for you to be sat watching coronation street, or whatever it is that you do
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

It's Jeremy Kyle actually.
Get it right.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

i can well believe it

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

fucking terrifying.

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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

and nothing at all like this place

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's not
in so far as no-one is pretending this place is real life. Are they?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I'm ceratinly not
and I certainly don't have 3 other accounts
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I am back from the gym, there was no bumming and no noncing
but there was a lot of sweating
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I was looking at Gyms locally yesterday.
I've decided that if they don't want to tell me a fucking actual price and actual terms and conditions they can fuck right off, I don't want to have a "discussion" with an "advisor"
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I bought some free weights and go running
This doesn't cost me �45 a month
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I use the free gym at work, this only costs me 40hrs of my life everyweek

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

running is stratospherically bent, though
sorry to be the bearer, etc.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

meh
It is an hour where I can fuck off and listen to music
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

True I suppose

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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)

needs MOAR arguing for the sake of it

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)

NO IT DOESN@T

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

My flat needs some serious reorganising before I could have a place for free weights.
It's possible though, I was kinda hoping for access to a pool as well. Unfortunatly the only pay as you go pools near me are full of kids all the friggin time.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Could you go on a lunchtime?
I used to do this at the City Baths. It was full of hot women too
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I only get 30mins lunch, not worth it.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Ahh, OK
After work?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Full of kids

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Before?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Swim in a lake?

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

fair point
I would say though that if you do decide to join, haggle your arse off they are desperate for new members generally. joining fee? You're having a fucking laugh
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Tesco told me they had £11.50 worth of vouchers that I haven't used and I can claim
that's a bottle of Gordon's right there!

altalt: What is the best sausage?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Loser, I've got £160 on the vouchers
dunno what to get man
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

16 bottles of Gordon's?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

WINNA!

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

ent it 18 quid for a bottle of gordons?

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I think the 75ml are usually £10 or £11

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

70cl is £14, you'll never afford that with your vouchers
if only you were as loved by tesco as me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

That's gone up

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Mine went down
/scarpe
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Only if you don't know the difference between ml and cl

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Maybe cheaper if you buy in bulk?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

:(
literally
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Your shopping for free?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I get that anyway

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Stop stealing whilst you're stacking!

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I jimmy carr everything

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)

worst rhyming slang ever

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)

GORDONS ARRIVED!

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

i'll give an honourable mention to chorizo
although i'm not convinced it's the best
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I really do like chorizo
The Morrisons one is fucking lovely, as is the Sainsburys deli counter one
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

merguez
anyone who says different is wronger than a shit-soaked vole in a negligee.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Merguez is fucking tremendous

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

ǝƃɐd ɹɐlndod ǝɥʇ uo s,ǝdıʍs �ʇıɥs ɥo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

of course she is, swipey is well LOL!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)

but she's at the top of it, she's knocked the whole place over

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I'm not, it's a fucking outrage.

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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I keep reading that as orange

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I'm eating a clemantine
i hope that helps
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)

~~cle~~ ~~tine~~
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

There seems to be a lot of cannibalism about at the moment

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)

A new offtopic low.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)

that's a big claim

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i TGB?
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

hahaha!

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I gazzed swipe earlier and she hasn't got bck to me, maybe she doesn't love me any more :(

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)

she gazzed me, she hates you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Maybe my cock was too small
I'll photograph it with a banjole next time
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Only from far away
or something
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

I have some very tedious and repeatative work to do this afternoon
recommend some comedy for me to listen to on youtube
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Listen to some music with a motorik beat
Some Neu or Kraftwerk, or something.
Then delete your account etc.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

what's a motorik beat?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)

It goes on a lake, Stanley Unwin

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Is google not working for you?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorik
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

wow, sounds great....

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)

It's tedious and repetitive
I'm sure it will help you to motor through your work.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Richard Herrings podcasts are good
(I know this is probably too late for anyone to see as you will have moved on but hey why break the habit an all that)
(Bonzodog29 watched the sky turn hellfire red, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

facebook is shit
but i whore it regardless.
twitter is shit, yet i have three accounts.
i think i MIGHT be a cunt. lolz.
alt: - best spam evar, i forget the content, but the spammer's 'name' was Abalone Snickelfritz. still makes me chuckle..

altalt: who gives a fuck?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)

why would you need three accounts?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)

/insert tedious joke about Bob's size here

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)

UDP isn't bob, everyone else is

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)

fucksocks

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

P'e't'e'l'o'a'f innit?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Y'es

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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)

T'h'o'u'g'h't so

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Only got two now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)

yes but by mass you account for more than 98% of all posts

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Ha ha.

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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

~~posts~~
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)

You've found the Higgs Bobby
Now we know why the universe has mass!

Give yourself a pat on the back and a Nobel prize
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)

\o/

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)

business, pleasure,
and santacon. duh!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)

worklols this aft
Two of our IFAs having an email bitchfight and copying in the central mailbox.

Lolsome.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Only if you can see it

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

hold on, imma go publish it
*loses job*
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)

A simple gist of the bitchfight would have helped your story, surely?

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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

YEAH

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)

it's about PP to PP transfers, own business and the comission treatment thereof.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)

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