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Bored of that now.So the person lighting the torch is a big secret so far.
What british celebrity do you think will do it? I think Pippa middleton will light it from a fart from her famous arse.
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I'd like to think that they're going to set Noel Edmonds and/or Jeremy Kyle alight, and fire them into the bowl from a distance.(
A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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I think it should be lit by britains best celebrity export.Mr Bean.
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I'd like to thinkthat you are terminally ill.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Only because you fantasize about getting bummed off zombies.(
A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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No I don't. You've made a mistake. Again.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:20,
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You subscribe to Big Gay Zombie MonthlyAnd roll it into a tube that you shove up yourself.
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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No I don't.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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Jonathan King.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:10,
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'Ains' 'awooga' Harriott(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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I hope it's not some prick who's been wounded in Afghanistan or some shit like that.Or a spaz kid with cancer.
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Disasterprone.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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It could be Batmanand I still wouldn't be interested. Does my complete apathy about the Olympics mean there's something wrong with me?
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:13,
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Seriously.He could ride in on Pegasus whilst shooting chocolate money from his eyeballs and I'd be completely bored by it.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:14,
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You say that in a tone of sarcasm,but I actually am.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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I also have great legs.(pretty good bum too, but I'm way too polite to mention it)
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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shut up, if that happened as if you wouldn't be all up in that flying horse shit(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I'd love to see a pegasus(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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will need pretty big staples(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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Don't you mean cock LOLOLOL(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:25,
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COCK you mean COCK CCOCOCOCOCOCK(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:38,
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This is a quote from bbc newswhich has me chuckling at my desk
"Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt narrowly avoided hitting a group of women with a handbell after it flew off the handle on HMS Belfast during the co-ordinated ringing - he called the moment a "classic" "
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Guardian have gone with"jeremy Hunt almost hits woman with olympic bell end"
nice work, guardian.
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:16,
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it's going to be mebut I'm running late. Everyone can wait, right?
BTW, we all know it's The Doctor, we saw it a few years ago, remember?
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:17,
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I find this highly unlikely.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Oh? You don't like Dr Who?I am shocked and stunned at this response
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:19,
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it wasn't that one with a paving slab, mindthat one made me sad
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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ooooo copsoooooocopscopscops
copcopcopcophe'sacopcopcopcop
oooooo cops
COPS! yeah
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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we've done Bad BoysFuck tha police
sound of da police
i fought the law
state trooper
highwayman
radar gun
breakin the law
police on my back
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Supergrass 'Caught by the Fuzz'Elvis Costello 'Watching the Detectives'
'House Arrest' by Krush something?
'We Are Detective' by Thomson Twins
'Police and Thieves' by Junior Murvin
'Lock Up' by Zero B
'Police Officer' by Smiley Culture RIP
'Been Caught Stealing' by Jane's Addiction
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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Neigh problemo(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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Will there be a select committee into why the Olympics went from 150 notes to 12 billion and all the other hidden costs(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:23,
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I think a four year enquiry needs to be launched RIGHT NOW.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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I think a four year cock needs to be launched RIGHT NOW(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26,
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thanks for ruining my serious insight into the olympics and the arch criminal Seb Coe 'Mr. Edgy'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:27,
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NO PROBLEMtotes sticking it to the man
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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Yeah thanks 'Edgy Grant'(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:32,
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It's going to be Peter Sutcliffe.(
stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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I believe it was to be Pete TownshendBut he hasn't quite finished that book on Paedophiles that he was researching.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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WellI've only ever seen her arse covered up.It would be better with maybe just a spunk ridden thong hitched up it. That would be classy, and do Team GBR proud.
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Ben Hardwick.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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That one off The Only Way is Essex(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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the one with the vjazzaling?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:41,
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it was everything I knew about that program(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:43,
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No, the other one(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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It should be Kroney and he can do it with his arms crossed and one of those frowns that take so much effort to keep going.(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
How would I light anything with my arms crossed?Think man, think.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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Oh sorry "Edgy Murphy"most people could have a torch in the hand even when crossed.
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Frankie Boyle follows David Icke on TwitterHe retweeted his thoughts on the Olympics last night. I have to say he's not helping himself.
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I bet it's Noel Edmonds.(
Gvpyczjppcl but it degenerates into the usual mindless twaddle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45,
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They should set fire to Simon weston's face and then he can headbutt the Olympic flame alight(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Micheal Barrymore bumming the dried out corpse of Diana until it combusts(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I think they should balance the torch on the side of the big flame thingThen Brian Blessed will shout at it from the other side of the stadium until it falls in.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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