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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Declarations of love
Someone sent me a gaz at 2am this morning telling me they love me. Ahhh.

When did someone surprise you by telling you they loved you?

Alt: can you remember the first someone (other than family) told you they loved you? Did you reciprocate or tell them to fuck off?

Altalt: ever been in a situation of unrequited love?

Altaltalt: cunt off you fucking spastic window licking pissface.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:48, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Soz, I'd been doing E and skating.
The gaz seemed like a good idea at the time.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:54, Reply)
If you like fat harry potters then you should give the relationship a go

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:02, Reply)
How long til Stunned gets stepped for this?
b3ta.com/questions/screwedover/post1697577
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
I give it an hour after Rob or Cr3 turn up.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:08, Reply)
Or Scaryduck

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:10, Reply)
yeah him too.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:11, Reply)
Harry potter has an eleven inch wand
How many men can boast the same?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)
with the girth of a pepperami
it might tickle your cervix, but it won't touch the sides
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)
You may have given this too much thought
But as always I appreciate it
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
i read that as pepperoni and thought you were being rude about the size of swipeys vag hole.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:36, Reply)
OOOO. WHO WAS IT?
We demand to know.

Alt: yes.
Alt alt: Yes.

You're the biggest cunt on here aside from TGB's cavernous vag.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:03, Reply)
one of the guys at work text me to tell me he loved me.
Turned out it was meant for his girlfriend, but briefly I was creeped out.
First person was a first girlfriend, we loved eachother desperately for about 6 months until she left me for Tom Gammon.

I met a member of /ot last night, turns out your not all fat sweaty house whales.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:08, Reply)
Who did you meet?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:10, Reply)
Bert.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:12, Reply)
Me
I went to his pub quiz and scared him by asking him if he was from the internet after I realised he'd lifted Kroney's suggestions for film quotes in their entirety.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:13, Reply)
one letter out then.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:14, Reply)
One functioning brain/personality out as well

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)
This sort of coincidence scares me

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:15, Reply)
No coincidence, she is stalking him.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)
oh god.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)
i dunno,
I'm not so surprised by this sort of thing working in a pub, people turn up out of the blue quite often. Admittedly normally old school friends and the odd relative, but then, I posted on talk for ages before realising I was actually real life friends with TFD.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:17, Reply)
who is TFD?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Either the furry dinosaur
Or that fucking dick, which let's face it, could be anyone
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)
furry dinosaur,

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
The Furry (fuzzy?) Dinosaur.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)
I am a plagiarist.
A lazy, lazy plagiarist.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:15, Reply)
To be fair
the chances of anyone catching you out were tiny. And even though I recognised that you'd nicked them I still didn't know half the bloody answers.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:17, Reply)
i dont remember where your team came, but at least you weren't last.
What did you think, I've only been doing the quiz for a few weeks, still haven't found my stride yet.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:19, Reply)
We were fourth
that sports round was a struggle for three women. It was good - you're better than the bloke at the quiz I normally go to at the Eagle & Child.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
haven't been to the one at the waggle
I'm thinking of going round a few quizzes and stealing all the best ideas.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)
I asked her what you were like
She never replied. This has left me to draw my own conclusions from silence.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:24, Reply)
I heard he has a hideous facial difigurement that, in the right light, looks like Rick Astley

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:26, Reply)
How could there ever be a "right" light for that?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
just use "black light"
I believe A Vagabond can lend you a lamp
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)
i've got problems.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I was going to make different suggestions
"Argh"
"Ugh"
"*gurgle*"
"Ack!"
"*TOOOOOT TOOOOOOOT*"

This is funny because he always dies.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
hello Kroney,
thank you for your help with yesterdays quiz. your cheque is in the post. please cash it within one month.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)
have we all tried skateboarding on ecstasy?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)
some of them haven't tried either seperately i'd imagine dozer.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:21, Reply)
Philistines.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
I have tried both
the end result was the same, a fucking sore jaw
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
that's what chewing gum is for.
Sore jaw from skating though? How?

Having said that, I once ran over my own finger while skating.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
you are the Brian harvey of the skating world
I fell on my face
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Hey Windy pig
I think you should make it your life's work to find a way for pubs to pump out hot, moist and crunchy roast potatoes all Sunday long. it would be your legacy.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)
It would make a change from chocolate peanuts and jelly beans in those machines where you turn a handle and they fly out all over the floor

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
hold out your pinafore to catch them, like when you went scrumping as a child

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
i used to be a chef nakkers,
The only way I found to get em crispy on the outside, and moist in the middle efficiently was to cook em nearly perfect. Then bosh em in the deep fat fryer for a few seconds to crisp off a little, the only problem being you'd have to put new oil in every Sunday, as potatoes pick up the flavours in the oil, in a way that chips don't. It was fine where I was in a relatively small kitchen, but you ask your aveage chef to do a fryer deep clean every Sunday morning along with the rest of the Sunday prep and you'll summarily told to jump off a cliff.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)
:( We need a new sort of cooking technique or some sort of GM potato
I use to work ina kitchen and we changed the oil every Sunday morning, worst job there was.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)
i'll have a think.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I'm thinking nanobots are the answer

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)
you're probably right.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)
That or some sort o Graphene Higgs Bosom cannon

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
screw the potatoes,
we need a Bosom Cannon.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
oh bugger...

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Here I am!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Two, surely?
Or three if you are on Mars
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Your mum
When I was up to the back wheels in her
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Morning Ess See!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Are you up to some games, Emm Bee?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Oh LOLz0rz
I'm just (Pali)toying with you here.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I don't think your altalt is a genuine question
But the answer is no anyway.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Wotcha Arr Ess!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
altalt: unrequited lust certainly

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:30, Reply)
is this going to be one of those times where you try to tell us theres no such thing as love,
And its all instinct for breeding and lust blah blah blah cunty.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:38, Reply)
no, just that there have been plenty of people I would have had relations with, that wouldn't have them with me

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
oh right, yeah, totally feeling that vibe.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Heigh Dubya Peeagh!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
An actor's life for me.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I always dreamt that you would be the first member of /OT i'd meet,
that dream died last night. How can i miss someone i've never met. Don't ever change. I love you.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
That's....that's beautiful.....

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
My winkie just tingled.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
I felt a disturbance in the force*.



*I name all my undergarments. Today's greying, flabby Y's are called The Force.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Probably hearing it from my new sister at the weekend, that was a bit of a surprise
Alt: Her name was Gillian, very lovely girl, but a little bit mental. I told her I only wanted to be friends, she wasn't too happy about that.

AltAlt: See above

AltAltAlt: You first.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Normally when you slip up the dirt track by "accident" I love you is the last thing that they scream out

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Yeough Enn Eigh!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Wort up Ubergruppenfuhrer Boyce

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Well it wasn't me, if that's what you're getting at

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Hey Keigh Peigh!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)
B-B-B-Boycie!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)
KP...is it too late to say I'm sorry?
KP could we get it together aga-ain
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Do you remember?
I was reading Record Collector last night and that song was referred to as 'metal'. Eh?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Metal? AOR surely
Classic Rock at the most
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I would go with 'bent shite' myself.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)
FUNNY REPLY!!!!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
AMUSED RESPONSE!!!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)
WRY SMILE!!!!!!!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Smooth moves KP
Get him onside then POW!
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)
That's just how I roll
*molests*
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)
RUNS SOBBING FROM THE INTERNET!!!!!!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Morning Mr. Presentable.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Ah, Mr Pig, is it?
Charmed, I'm sure
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I thought we could take an early tea on the terrace as you're here,
I'll get one of the topless dancing girls to bring out a tray.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Capital
As Mr.Wylde once said "There's only one thing worse than being kicked in the balls, and that's not looking at tits"
That's my understanding of the quote anyway.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I'm guessing it was the same person who texted me quotes from 19 by Paul Hardcastle at 3:18.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)
I didn't really know what was going on, I have to say.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Alcohol would be my guess
who was it anyway?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This has all the hallmarks of Stunned.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
that was my first guess
he was probably out pissed and fginger banging collegues again
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
That sounds fucking shit.
I have had two hours sleep Monts. I'm not coping well.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
isn't it nighttime now? Go to bed

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
its 6pm, douchebag.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
It's not my fault your time is upside down and shit

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
That'd make it wd9 over here, surely?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
That'll be me tonight.
I'm going round a record industry pal's tonight for 'dinner'.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
It is never surprising - I am very loveable.
Alt: Yes, it made my winkie feel funny.

Altalt: All the time. I am a hopeless romantic who has spent their entire life falling in love with people but never telling them.

Altaltalt: That's not piss, I'm drooling.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

romantic bender
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
The life of a bender is certainly a romantic one

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
you cocklord
Did I tell you I got the Philophobia reissue?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Did I tell you no-one gives a shit?

EDIT also, morning bbz x
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Is it good?
Arab Strap are one of those bands who passed me by at the time, but having heard some of Moffat's solo stuff I reckon I'd probably quite like them.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Their name is rhyming slang.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I've had a think, and i don't get it.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
They are....wait for it........



...


'crap'.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
You're too sophisticated for this place.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Philophobia is wonderful.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Altalt: Sadly I have.
When i was a teenager my best friend was a somewhat stout 'new age traveller' type girl who lived in a caravan. We had much fun going to festivals and generally caning it up*. After a good year of larking about she confessed her undying love for me. I had no idea she felt that way and was aghast. I just didn't feel the same way and she fucked off in something of a state to America and followed Jane's Addiction on tour. I think she has a kid (or two) with their drummer.

I miss her actually, she was a right fucking laugh.

*she dealt LSD and would give them to me to 'test drive' when she got new batches.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)
+ and she now posts on here as Janet Aylia.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This month's Record Collector has a free festivals feature, really takes me back I can tell you.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Were you part of the hippy convoys* of the late 80s?
*As they were referred to on BBC news.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
problem is tangle,
is that there are still loads of great free festivals, and raves and such, but he's too busy reading magazines about collecting records that no one else wants, to have any fun.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Yeah but Spandau Ballet never play at them.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
They're too highly strung for that.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I wish no-one else wanted them.
I looked at getting the Psychedelic Psauna comp this morning but even a fairly knackered one is £30 and I cannae afford it :o((((((
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
i bet you like Ozric Tentacles,
you tragic old hippy.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I saw them for the first time at Treworgey Tree Fayre in '89
and most recently about two months ago in Islington.

*cries*
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)
somewhere in one of the boxes i've not unpacked is an early copy of sploosh.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
As much as I could be.
I went to shitloads of free festivals and had many pals who lived that shit full time in army lorries etc - but I was only 14/15 and lived with my loving academic parents in a million pound house - by which I mean 'I lived in a teepee just off the M3 maaaann'.


My brother and I were typical 'trustafarian' spastics but
a) no trust fund and
b) we really fucking meant it
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
do we get Janet and Quintychops back today?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I hope so.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Only if they say sorry

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
i've seen the kitten,
have you?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
nah, i've tried
I even wrote a shed based story as soon as this weeks QOTW started.

tbh i have so much on at the moment it would be a good thing to get stepped
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
if you gaz scary duck saying that his wife left him for looking at pictures of naked underage girls,
then i reckon that'll do it.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Or apparently by saying "grow up, fuck off and come back with a better question"

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
One man's opinion is another man's "troll" and all that

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
TH isn't back until Friday
So I'm told
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)
he's a fucking prick anyway,
and i hear his wife is sleeping with Baldmonkey.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
He sure is
She sure is
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
i also heard his penis is shaped like a baby duck.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
It's more like a gosling
but the point stands
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

a Ryan
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Girl's love him don't they, i think he looks a bit downsy
however "Drive" is excellent as is it's OST
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Yeah, I don't get it myself
But each to their own
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I think, when it comes to more than "Oh gonz, you silly sod, I love you", I don't reckon I've ever been told that someone loves me who isn't family.
That's a bit of a bummer really.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Oh Gonz you silly sod,

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I just think its because Fitty McChickies don't wanna get into something they can't handle.
I'm a rouge lone soldure. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks on a one way road. I'm from the university of hard knocks and the school of tough love. I'm a 3 part novel in a two story town.

If some hawt mama admits she's flustering for me, even after a good bahama mama (heavy on the ahama hold the mama), their perception of reality would crumble.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I brought the heartbreak hotel, on my own, no investers.
Closed it down and opened the fuck you, get over it, bed and breakfast.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
rouge lone soldure
i love you gonz.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
That's nice dear.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Alright Gonz.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Alright windy, soz, brb, rushing to train.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
if you miss it,
there will be another one along eventually.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Same couldn't ber said for that one time you could've lost your virginity, but you were being a gentleman and declined because she was pissed only for her to go off and get rogered all night by Pete Gibson

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT??!!??!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I AM PETE GIBSON, MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
ps she also gave me a blow job!
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
It's ok, I caught it.
If I missed it then I'd have to wait ages when I swop to the other one hand have to walk for miles around Kings Cross.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is why you need to start enoying pubs alone Gonz,
I like missing my train home, so i have an excuse to sit in a pub i've never been to before for an hour and read a bit of the paper in peace.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I totally agree, couldn't agree more. Or restaurants.
I think I'm gonna make it my mission this week to spend an hour or soo in a restaurant or pub on my Todd, just chilin out with my iPad.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
i am a this point obliged to call you an ipad wanker,
but i don't mean it, and secretly want one too.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Ipads are fab. Mine goes everywhere with me.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Solo pub with book and pint = one of life's great joys.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
True facts right here
Or The Sunday papers
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
amen to that boyceface

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Wait until Sept 12, got a feeling they're going to release a smaller budget model to compete with the low end models.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
If you fix my website, I might say it to you.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I have never been surprised by a declaration of love, I don't really know how I'd handle it if I were.
Alt: Yeah, the ex. Obviously it was reciprocated. Well, no, actually the first time was some kid at the same school holiday daycare place I went to when I was about 13. I didn't reciprocate that one as it doesn't count.

Altalt: Yep; Mary, Sian and Siriol at various stages of my teenage. I was an awkward looking kid. The first two were crushes, but I fell hard for the latter.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I guess you'd panic and try and run away, but becasue you'd been sat on the bog for several months playing WoW your flesh would have grow around the seat and you would be part man, part bog and therefore unable to escape

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
My computer's in the sitting room and the toilet isn't
and I haven't played WOW in over a year, but otherwise you'd only be right if it was a moth that declared for me.

Which it wouldn't.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I'm totally coming to Bash in a moth costume.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah? I'm going as a cowboy

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
you should change your sig to "part man part bog"

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I watched Battleship last night, it was....
...
FUCKING AWESOME
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
You have just painted yourself as a mindless cretin for all time

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Christ, you really do come off as someone who only can enjoy something if it isn't "mainstream"

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
not true at all, i enjoyed the Avengers a lot, it made me lol, although i was pissed

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
See, why do you need to add that cravat that you were pissed? It implies, in this context, that you only liked it cus you had a few drinks.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
No, but that's mabye why it was funnier than it would have been
be honest, "mainstream" blockbusters like Battleship, Transformers etc are shit by their very definition. they aim for the lowest common denominator.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Caveat, mate. Just saying.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
It's amazing, I haven't laughed at a film so much for ages.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
have you seen the first "video" from Curiosity?
I am genuinly excited for the first high def photos and video, would be amazing if you could watch "live on the net!
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I have, they're great
it's going to be a while yet, they only have a limited amount of bandwidth and they're sending it upgrades for it's software first.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
You'd think they would do that before they left

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
They had "landing software" on the computer,
now they're changing it to "drive around software"
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
oh fair enough

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
You'd think they'd chuck a bigger hard drive in there.
Or would the weight of a couple of extra platters be as impractical on a metal robot the size of a Mini as a plastic bodyshell?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
Space computers are generally shit by desktop standards.
Curiosity has a:
200mhz cpu
2Gb flash memory
256mb Dram
256kilobites of program memory.

The problem is not only the weight, it's that they have to work at -50C survive being shaken to shit on take off and be flooded with radiation for ages.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
two articles on the IT side of curiosity.
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/08/mars_probe_cpu/
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/07/curiosity_software_upgrade/
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
The only reason they give is low power requirements.
Which on a rover with a battery that last 14 years, I'm really struggling to see the point.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
It only kicks out about 100 watts I think.
And a lot of the power is used to power heaters to stop it from freezing.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
OK, now that makes sense.
Though personally, I'd half the battery life, increase the wattage and put a decent bloody computer in there.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Got a link?
I can't see why any of that stuff would be more survivable than desktop standard components, frankly.

The one thing I can think of that'd cause problems is the amount of radiation a powerful CPU puts out and the shielding required to protect the rest of a computer. However, compared to the size of the rover, I again fail to see how that'd be such a huge problem.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Kroney you're wasted in Slough

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
this is probably why you work in Slough and not Cape Canaveral

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
My highly attuned sense are detecting sarcasm, here.
Though I would like somebody to explain to me why a 1995 era Powerbook is the level of technology we're using to run a rover of that sophistication. There's no practical reason to do so aside from the amount of power that battery puts out.*

It'd make more sense to have shorter battery life and more powerful onboard components.

*that I can see. I am obviously sure that there are reasons, I just don't know what they are.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I agree with you here, I'm not sure why they do it
apart from the tried and tested question, but still a computer from 2000 or so has had time to show up any bugs
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Reasons
It was designed 10 years ago, uses military grade chips to protect against high background radiation in space, and it doesn't run Windows so doesn't need to be that powerful. Simple and reliable is best.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I wanna check that out too.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Battleship Potemkin?
Considered by many who are into 'cinema' to be one of the greatest films ever made.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I doubt it

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Considered my me, who has actually endured it, to be a load of fucking bollocks.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Fucking hell, really?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Yes, brilliant the ships are all out on some big exercise called RimPac and so everyone says
RimPac, we've got to win RimPac etc.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Gayest gangsta MC of all time.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
"No homo"
the most pathetic thing to ever be uttered by rappers
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Frankie Boyle zinged Chris Brown hard on twitter yesterday.
Chris Brown: I think skateboarding should be in the olympics
Frankie Boyle: Good idea, then they just need to put intergender boxing in and you'll be in with a chance
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I saw that, stroke of genius
have you seen that review doing thr ounds of his lastest album?
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)
hahahaha!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning.

That's the last time I fall asleep on
the train with my mouth open.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
8:15 out of Norwich?

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I thought I recognised those six fingers!
on each foot.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Nobody ever loves me. I'm going to die alone.
*sobs*
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
thr trick is to go out with someone younger than you, so you'll die first...

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
new thread?>

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
No there isn't, you lying bastard

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
There fucking is

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
it's a bit shit though

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

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