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So it turns out those kittehs aren't so fluffy after all...www.theregister.co.uk/2012/08/09/kittycam_discovers_killer_cats/
Have you ever had a pet that turned out to be a killer/wolf in sheep's clothing/utter bastard?
alt: have you ever met anyone who you thought was cute but then turned out to be a killer/utter bastard?
altalt: lunch
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This is a better news linkwww.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/09/islamist-fayzarahmanist-sect-underground-kazan
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So you read that and the only comments you can think of are racist?(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
he is a racist, in all fairness(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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I'm just wondering where he's going to go with it...Fucking russians
fucking muslim cults
fucking mole men
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fucking muslims have taken over underground cult layers i'm not a racist but they shouldnt practice that stupid religon and shave off those stupid beards and look less brown, oh look its nearly twelve time for another crafty wank before neighbours starts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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My mate was dogsitting, a real cutie called Beth, cross Staffie and Jack Russell. He visited someone, and left her in the kitchen, playing happily with some tiny kittens. Few minutes later, he entered said kitchen, and found Beth sitting proudly with various kitten bits. She'd eaten most of the bastards. Shouldn't laugh, but she's a killer cross is Beth...
Alt, the ex missus, one of the most conniving, evil nasty little shits on the planet. She makes Monty's ex look like a fucking saint.
Alt alt, something vegetarian, feeling all healthy and non-carnivore today.
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A fucking tard that's whoStaffies can be lovely, jack russells can be lovely, but thay are terriers and therefore killers of small furry things
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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Him. He said they were getting on all right when he went out the room. Not the most intelligent of actions in retrospect.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Of course they were getting on alright, he'd done the equivalentof leaving a fat kid in a room full of chicken nuggets. Naturally the dog was happy.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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I have just had toast and marmite, and have not yet thought about what I should have for lunch.I once owned a psychotic Siamese cat, it used to terrorise an Alsatian next door and would jump from random hiding places on anyone that passed by in or around the house, hiding spots included trees, tops of kitchen units, stairwells, wardrobes and curtains.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:35,
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when you've only had goldfish and budgies, the answer is clearly going to be NOalt: i've met someone i thought was going to be cute, but turned out to be a pikey dullard
altalt: good question. it will either be a burrito or a trip to m&s. but possibly the italian deli that does 4 different fresh pastas every day and fills you a whole box for a fiver. hmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:36,
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I heard that once some american tourists got off the plane at Heathrowand Swipe had passed out on the street after a heavy night and her dress had ridden up and the taxi the tourists were in went past it and they tried to sue the airline for taking them to the wrong country as they thought they were in Arizona and driving past the Grand Canyon.
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i thought that was quite cheap? it's a big box and you can fill it with italian saladsor as many of the 4 different pastas as you want - i am hoping for spicy chilli fusilli and blue cheese shells today. we're talking a restaurant sized portion.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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Oh swipe, you're a lovely girl, but you really don't inhabit the same world as the rest of us.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
i think it's working around hereany of the shops/delis around here, you'd never get change from a fiver for lunch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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The bakery on the high street does some great rolls for about £1.50 each. You can get two and a belgian bun for under a fiver.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Steak bake and a fudge doughnut from Greggs for less than £2.Lunch of champions.
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Much better value.Sainsbury's Spaghetti, Basics 410g
Price £0.23/unit
£0.56/kg
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my flatmate at uni always used to buy tesco value stuffher cupboard looked like the french flag of cheap, all red, white and blue. i used to enjoy flaunting my finest goods at her.
although i came out with a £3k overdraft and she was in profit. hmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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They've changed them nowthey've disguised them as normal food but just with the words "value quality" or something like that.
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the first mouthful would give it awayyou can't polish a turd
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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You know, I really can't see what the difference would beif you're buying something like pasta, or rice.
I still won't buy it, because I'm not rocking up to the tills with a trolley full of blue and white, terrible snob that I am.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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I'm not convinced that's going to make any difference to me.(
Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:49,
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For staples, such as sugar and butter, I can't see a lot of difference. I'd draw the line at cheap tea though.Edit, according to the blurb the cheap spaghetti is "Produced in Italy (incl Vatican City", so it must be ok then.
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Give it up, lad.She's told me she's not dating any more queers.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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I don't understand how this is news to anyone.Alt. I knew a girl that came across as really sweet, and lovely. Her boyfriend split up with her and she stabbed him. He's ok, she did community service
No lunch today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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I've never had a pet.Alt: Nope.
Altalt: Lunch isn't for another hour.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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Soz doz - I have you on ignore, so didn't see what you said.Pretty sure that I haven't mentioned what I am wearing though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:48,
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I am wearing bootcut jeans, a t shirt by Alien Workshop and a cap by LRG.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Oh hello 1998, are you looking forward to the millenium?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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HELL NO!all the computers are going to break or something. Even my PlayStation might. Just leave me to my Platinum Breakz CDs and Unkle records, I'll be fine.
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I only really liked the first Unkle recordI had a live version with the scratch perverts that was excellent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:57,
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The best stuff they didWas when the lineup was Lavelle, Goldsworthy, Kudo.
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I missed all the anger aimed at my espadrilles yesterdaywhat's wrong with them?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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They are a level up from flip flops, coll and comfy without the traditional issues associated with Flip Flops(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:49,
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I don't wear two monkeys on my feet, although now that you mention it...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:49,
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Why would you buy espadrilles in a serious fashion?I bought a pair as a joke to wear to an 80s themed party.
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Well you were inadvertantly very fashionable, well done(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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Well according to our wonderful police, here's a right nasty bugger, who turned out not to be.www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/Parkinson-8217-s-sufferer-arrested-Leatherhead/story-16670387-detail/story.html
He says he now sees the funny side of it, I bloody wouldn't.
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/08/olympics-spectator-parkinsons-arrest-smiling
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I don't care whatever his darkness is.It wasn't me, looking miserable.
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You'd be arrested for fashion crimes and looking unemployed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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Go on, give us your take on thiswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19190778
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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Reading between the linesSomeone saw guy looking suspicious with loads of knifes, didn't realise they were rubber and told the police, police did their job.
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Peej, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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Doing their job would probably have been first hand cuffing him, then checking his bag, finding the rubber knivesthen apologising and letting him go, not taking him to the station and all the rest.
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What flavour crisps?The internet needs to know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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Oh goshWell they were ready slated McCoys. I hope this clears up any misunderstanding.
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The best kitty in the world is Steve French.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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You've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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I agreeIt is full of shit pictures and there are hardly any of my posts on there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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This is the problem thenEverything else has been squashed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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