it's like a dodo on here today
what substance could you never give up?

alt: if you were going to get (another) tattoo, what would you get??

altalt: who is the biggest cunt you've ever met?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:31, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Air
alt: possibly a section from The Rohonc Codex, on the grounds that I could claim it meant whatever I liked.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Is taht the one that was a whole encyclopaedia of made up stuff written in code?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Something like that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Two threads at once which one shall I post on?
Air Obvs.
Alt: never had one, never will
Alt:Alt:Paddy Mcguinness
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

both
best answer to any question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Would you like to be stabbed in the ringpiece and then the ear
or the foot and then the gizzard?
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

put it away kroney
the other answer to any question
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Diet Pepsi.
Alt: this (assumingthe link works, on my wrist. It's going to be my midlife crisis tattoo.
Alt Alt: My last department manager.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)

happy candle day!
you feeling any better?

(midlife wrist tattoos are ftw)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Not hugely so, I'm afraid.
I'm a bit less beakery today though.

Last year's act of rebellion was DeathLeap. This year will be a tattoo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

awesome
do it! I felt big and clever when I did it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

It'll be the first thing I've ever done that my dad told me not to.
I was never a rebel.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)

the ex was desperately trying to get me to have one done on saturday
at the tattoo exhibition in manchester. i thought it was a total gyp - £20 each to get in, and nearly every artist had a sign up saying "sorry, fully booked". rip off cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:05, Reply)

SO many things wrong with this post.

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)

she would have had 'fag Hag' written in comic sans on her arm.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

shock, horror
et tu b3th-e
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

i got one on my ass in the end

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)

The ex pulled out at the last minute?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)

i only just got this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

You've finally done something right.

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)

it says "i heart kroney"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)

BOOM

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Well no, those artists will have come from all over the world and people will have booked in especially. It's not all about the whims of swipe and her faggot companions.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)

which would be fine
if they didn't charge a £20 entry fee. it was literally £20 to walk around and see a load of "sorry we're full" posters. that, my friend, is a rip-off.

if they had said BEFORE charging the £20 that most of the artists were fully booked, people could have made an informed choice about whether they still wanted to go in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

If you're not interested in tattoos then don't go. If you are interested 20 sheets is bugger all to see some of the best artists at work and get ideas, tips, meet like minded folk etc. You want the moon on a stick you do.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)

it was several fat goth girls and several hairy fat blokes
hoicking up their shirts and being tattoo'd. the artists were focussed on their work and were not talking to anyone. believe me, it was not worth £20. i am extravagant, but i no like being ripped off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)

ooh
my fellow diet coke addict has a candle! i had diet root beer at the weekend. feckin fit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Root beer tastes like Germolene smells.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

this is very true
it's reminiscent of scraped knees and gravel encrusted hands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

tea
alt: dunno, but I think I do want another one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Jade Jones
cheaply knocked-off her Taiwanese opponent, who looked convincing but fell apart unexpectedly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)

not bad
but you better be working up something good for the final
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Depends who wins the other semi-final
EDIT: France or China, some potential there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

what are the options?
it's good to have some ready to go
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)

She's quite fit.
I have no doubt she'd be pleased to know that I think this.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Nichola Adams
Boxing gold first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)

I could never give up tea
Watched the Olympic Taekwondo today
Bored the nads off me.
As my late Father used to say "Fuckall use in a punchup".
Alt: A zip on the mahoosive scar on the back of my neck.

Altalt: I know Pooflake. 'Nuff said.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)