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I feel a bit lost now
Quick someone create a giant thread so I feel at home.

Or I could go do some work I guess ,)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:44, Reply)
I'm confused by this new offtopicness
even if it is a good idea.

Alrighty Becks? I'm here for half an hour or so, I'll keep you company
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:46, Reply)
*strolls in*
This thread will do.
*leans on wall*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:47, Reply)
*Surreptitiously kicks Kaol's leg away from under him*
*Laughs and points as Kaol ends up his arse*

*Remembers Kaol has knives*

*Offers Ouzo in desparate conciliatory gesture*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, Reply)
*wanders over*
*nods to becky, ancrenne, kaol and DG*

How do?

*leans on wall out of Kaol's reach in case he thinks I'm flirting*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:50, Reply)
I'm here as well.
Taking a break from writing Bill of Materials and listening to Pink Floyd to drown out the office chatter. Just had a pack of those toasted wheat crackers with supposed cheddar cheese sandwiched between them, and now my mouth feels like I ate the bait from a mouse trap.

I need more coffee, but the stuff they have here is so vile that even loading it with cream doesn't help- it's a distillation of evil.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:52, Reply)
*Walks in*
Just here for a bit while trying to flog stuff on Ebay.


Am all of the miseries - I believe I either had my iPod stolen or lost while in Scotland the other week. Why has it taken me this long to confirm it? I had a sneaking suspicion but wouldn't check all my bags (still haven't tbh) as I don't want it to be gone. It was a Christmas present. :(
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:54, Reply)
*Does a HALO jump*
*plunges in to sea*

*climbs in to speedboat*

*races across the ocean*

*runs up the beach, framed by moonlight*

*scales walls of b3ta towers*

*swings through window on a rope*

*delivers milk tray*

'Allo!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:55, Reply)
I don't see why Rob can't give us our own personnel thread to use.
just for us qotw regulars.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:56, Reply)
*accepts Milk Tray*
*shoves DiT back out of the window, yelling, mine, all mine*

Hello you - and TRL and BGB
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:56, Reply)
Wow, it's like we were all
just waiting for a home. Hello everyone :)

Devil, I didn't know you were so acrobatic! Are you the Milk Tray man in REAL life too? will you have to kill me if you tell me
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:57, Reply)
Ah, we're here!
So this is home for the afternoon.

Hello all who I've not spoken to already today.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:57, Reply)
*climbs back in the window*
You know, TWW, you can go off a person. *sulks*

I am acrobatic, Ancrenne (for a boy, anyway), but sadly I'm not the Milk Tray man.

I'm ashally 007.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This might make tomorrow a bit frantic
as we click between here and the "proper" QOTW

*hugs DiT*

vewy vewy sowwy

Sometime I is naughty when there's chocolate to be had.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:00, Reply)
Home is where the thread is : )
Like an internet gypsy.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:01, Reply)
NOt for meTWW
I've been given two more days work, warehouse again tomorrow then driving work Friday. Yay to cash, boo to missing everyone here...


EDIT - DiT... The name's tights. Devil in Tights. hehehehehehe.

*passes cake around in HLTs absence*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:01, Reply)
ancrenne
yay for more cash. Boo for missing us - and us missing you.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:02, Reply)
Apology accepted.
Hugs are my main weakness.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:05, Reply)
Miss chicken
That's sucky :(

TWW - aw, fanks miss *blushes*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:07, Reply)
*puts head around door*
Oh, you're here. I get confused when things aint deadly simple.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:09, Reply)
*does the "I found the Devil's weakness" dance*
then hugs him in consolation.

Edit: Hi clendrix. Get lost on the way?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:10, Reply)
How come...
...I always seem to end up on the wrong thread and miss all the fun?

[perhaps because I prefer it that way...]

*slumps off chair onto office floor*

"Damn, why the hell did I just do that?"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:12, Reply)
*goes week at knees*
*realises TWW is in Scotland and therefore probably has a Scottish accent*

*hopes it's one of those Edinburgh lilts*

*faints*

EDIT: Hey, Che!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, Reply)
I can never find the threads easily either
so I bimble around for ages and then usually ask someone.

Anyway folks, no matter how much I want to stay, or how tempting a lie down on the floor is (Che, you made me think of siestas now) I have work to do. Back about 4.30ish, successful progress permitting.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, Reply)
*pats DiT gently on the face to bring him around*
.
*asks (in gentle Edinburgh accent) if he's all right*

*phones ambulance*

edit: bye ancrenne

*snogs*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:15, Reply)
* Dives in *
So this is our new home then?

I'll just finish linking the threads and direct us all here.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:17, Reply)
Good man, spakka
Some threadlinkery would be useful today, given our new extension to the b3tamansion.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)
Cor!
That made an otherwise grey and rainu day interesting... ;)

Looks like Andy Murray won't be able to get beaten by Nadal today after all! (I hope he does win, of course...)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:20, Reply)
Spakka's our very own spiderman,
I like it here!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:21, Reply)
Linkage done
All this week's chat threads are now linked starting from Kaol's first-post.

I think I may have to put on a Spiderman costume when reading b3ta.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:34, Reply)
Really?
*invokes the picture-or-it's-not-real rule*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:39, Reply)
All this talk of Spiderman?
He's already got a superhero name.
Spakkaman.
Dunno what the power'd be though.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:42, Reply)
My superhero powers
I can fly on broomsticks, squirt white goo and create webs with it. That and I give superhugs.

EDIT: @Kaol - that would be 'supaspakka'
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:48, Reply)
Superhugs?
Yay!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:53, Reply)
"supaspakka"
sounds like a budget lidl. Sorry
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:55, Reply)
* gives superhugs to everyone in this thread *

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:56, Reply)
*accepts superhug*
*brushes off clothes*

*fixes hair*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, Reply)
Good aftenoon folks
*tries to fly*
*falls on arse*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:58, Reply)
GA BK
Try climbing instead.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:59, Reply)
Ah
*climbs*
*fixes clothes*
*assumes air of dignity*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:02, Reply)
TWW
A budget Lidl! Surely that's practically free stuff (that no one wants).

BK - at least someone has some dignity.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:06, Reply)
Clendrix
that would be the shop where they sell white sports socks, Buckfast and not much else.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:08, Reply)
*googles Buckfast*
Hmm...might decide against shopping there.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:11, Reply)
Superhero powers
If we want to talk about them, vote for this QOTW suggestion.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:15, Reply)
clendrix
they wouldn't let you anyway. If you can stand upright (unaided) and carry on a conversation without the use of the word "innit" you'd only scare the staff.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:16, Reply)
I suggested that QOTW once
but I also asked if you would use your powers for good or evil.

TWW - that means some days I could go in and some days I couldn't.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:19, Reply)
Vote for this one instead!
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post182368

It'll be great!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:40, Reply)
Anyone still here?
I have achieved much work and want to celebrate with my b3ta chums :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:41, Reply)
I'm here!
*snogs you*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:42, Reply)
I'm here
But I'm off in two minutes.

See you in the evening.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:42, Reply)
@Kaol
Ooh - I like that one. But who's going to do the swirly music dancing thing you got in the titles of Tales of the Unexpected? WHO will be our naked mystery dancing woman?

EDIT: In case anyone doesn't know what i'm on about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzaobXhzX9E
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:43, Reply)
Cor Kaol
Once k2k6 goes it'll just be you and me...

*anticipates*

oh, and fireflier.

*gets dressed again*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:45, Reply)
Hurumph!
Fine! I know when I'm a third wheel. You don't get to be the naked mystery dancing woman!

Well, unless you want to...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, Reply)
Oh balls!
*re-buckles belt*

*looks around shiftily*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:47, Reply)
* falls out of cupboard *
Ouch!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:49, Reply)
Fireflier
I am far too prone to laughing fits and silliness to be mysterious, so the naked dancing job isn't for me anyway, thanks.

Unless it pays SQUILLIONS and I am completely unidentifiable

EDIT - hello spakka...er... you saw nothing, right?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:50, Reply)
You thought it was just a pot-plant in the corner...
*parts fronds*

Ahahah! Afternoon all!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:51, Reply)
I'm just hanging out up here on the chandelier...
And I can see down all your tops!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:53, Reply)
I'm still here
blushing.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:53, Reply)
Hello Wookie!
I thought I saw a fetching hat atop that plant.

How goes?

EDIT - Blushing Clendrix? Whatcha been up to.

DiT - you can't see down my top today so ner. It's so tight there's no room for air circulation let alone voyeurism.

EDIT again - but I can see up your trousers. Blimey matey!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:53, Reply)
It will be going a lot better
in about 50 minutes, when I will commence the first of many pints this evening.

*is off work for the rest of the week due to aging*

How's you?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:55, Reply)
Hello A
I was just ... erm ... practicing my web-weaving skills - that's where the goo came from. Look, I've even got my Spiderman costume on.

EDIT: Afternoon everyone else.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:56, Reply)
*adjusts XRay specs*
*is not beaten easily*

Ashally, that's one thing I never understood about X-Ray specs. How come they cpould only see through clothes and not through flesh too?

Perhaps they were sexy X-Ray Specs...

EDIT: *covers up quickly*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:57, Reply)
I blushed
because I saw things.

I am very shy, really.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:58, Reply)
i'm really well thanks Wookie
People keep telling me I look really happy and have a 'glow' about me. It's not meths or radioactivity or anything, I'm just so so pleased to have left my shitty job, every day feels lovely.

*happies like a happy thing*

I'm quite aware that I might soon cause people to vomit as I walk past simply due to the sickening air of happiness emanating from me.

Spakka.. a likely story. Is that a pair of binoculars in your pocket?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:59, Reply)
*frowns at EVERYONE*
*locks door*

*releases swirling, buzzing Doom Bees*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)
Can you use spontaneous ejaculation
as the set up to the "we'd better get you out of those wet clothes" line?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:01, Reply)
@ancrenne
Don't worry about a sickening air of happiness. Let them vomit like the chunder-spewers that they are, say I.

And that's not binoculars - my Spideman costume is just one size too tight.

EDIT: * Weaves web to trap Kaol's bees. *
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:02, Reply)
*has panic attack*
*shoots wings off bees*

I watched Wanted last night. It is a foolish film.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:05, Reply)
Surely
telescope?

*ponders at strange shape*
*sings doom bee doom bee doo*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:05, Reply)
Oh Al
It happens to everyone, you know? It's no big deal.

Anyone got a pressure washer? I think this stain is setting already...

Wookie, did you get all the bees? I'm about to have some cider and blackcurrant and they really like that...

Clendrix... I'm not looking *that* closely...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:09, Reply)
@ancrenne
er, neither am I

*ahem*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:10, Reply)
That
is not a telescope and binoculars.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:10, Reply)
*runs out of ammo*
*fetches tennis racket*
*settles bees' hash*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:11, Reply)
Erm...
I've kind of got myself stuck up here. There's a few bees hovering around and I think Kaol stole my ladder.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:12, Reply)
@DIT
Climb down the web I spun to catch the bees.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:13, Reply)
Devil
You made me laugh OUT LOUD :)

*passes extendy ladder*

*sets up net in case of fallings over*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:13, Reply)
...anyway
Night all. I'm off to decend 35 floors (hopefully not too rapidly, but I just don't trust lifts in tall buildings with their wobblings and whatnot) and retire to my lodgings for the evening...

Enjoy yourselves and whatever resulting stickiness ensues!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:14, Reply)
Night Fireflier
* spins a 35-story web *
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:16, Reply)
Bye Fireflier
*sets up 'nother safety net under the lift*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:16, Reply)
Safety net, eh?
*swan dives*











*misses*

*WHUMP!*

Oh, holy fuck. I may need some Savlon.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:19, Reply)
DiT
Being accident prone/clumsy, I ALWAYS have savlon.

I think b3tamansions should have a permanent net for jumping into. And a trampoline. And a bouncy castle.

And a first aid kit.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:24, Reply)
I'm off,
have a lovely evening folks.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:27, Reply)
Bye WGW
In fact, b3tamansions should be a bouncy castle!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:28, Reply)
Oh dear
heads off to find industrial strength bra.

Have a good birthday, Wookie!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:31, Reply)
Bye Wookie
Spakka...interesting concept.Wipe clean = good. Bouncy = more likely to spill drinks.

EDIT -clendrix, I hope to make bras as well as pants!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:31, Reply)
^ ^
The walls could squirt vodka and we could try and catch these vodka jets in our mouths mid-bounce.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:33, Reply)
'Night folks!
M'off to do battle with the Jubilee Line. May be around later!

*slaps thigh*

AWAY!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:35, Reply)
*packs liver into box*
*ties boobs down*

*moves into B3ta house*

ancrenne - looking forward to dicussing bras and pants with you later in the month!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:35, Reply)
Bye Devil
*proffers scythe to deal with tube rush hour hideousness*

Clendrix - if you find a sports bra that actually immobilises breasts, let me know...

*is a cyclist*

*owies*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:38, Reply)
Currently
I wear normal bra and sports bra at the gym, so as not to kill a) myself or b) the person on the machine next to me.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:40, Reply)
Bye DIT
I'm heading off myself. Will be back later this evening.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:41, Reply)
Bye Spak!
Happy spinning!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:43, Reply)
Bye Spakka
Clendrix, I don't own a sports bra, just wear my usual ones. I have this theory that cycling for transport isn't sport and therefore requires no specialist equipment. Other than shoes. I do wear shoes when I'm cycling.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:44, Reply)
I hate sports bras
It takes forever to wrestle into them - I wouldn't be arsed with one for cycling in.

Bras, sigh...however, likely to be arrested if venturing out without one!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:46, Reply)
There's no way
I'd go without.

Anyway, much as I really love talking about pants and bras, I have to go. I'll be back after a meeting, so somewhere between 9 and 11 ish.

bye for now
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:50, Reply)
OK
I'm off too - see you later or tomorrow!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:52, Reply)
*opens door, peers in*
Hellooooooooo, anybody here?

*looks around*

*tidies cushions*

Oooo this one's all sticky

*drops in horror*

*goes off to wash hands*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:29, Reply)
okay then
*stuffs cushion behind the others*

Wasn't you was it, al?

*peers suspiciously, waggling eyebrows*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:41, Reply)
bye al
surely, (if you don't mind me calling you that in public), if I waggled my boobs and took a picture at the same time, it would be all shaky?

*ponders*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:49, Reply)
*Wanders in*
*Looks at magazine*

Eewww! The pages are all stuck together!

Mmm...lovely cushions though.

*Tidies cushions*


Eeewww! A sticky one!

*Wipes hands on tissue taken from handy b3ta box of tissues - with kittens on*

Oh...bugger. That *was* a kitten.

Erm...

*Puts sticky kitten down*


*Backs out of room*


*Switches off light*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:41, Reply)
*strolls in*
Dark in here, isn't it?

*switches on light*

*looks round*

Hmm. No-one here?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:45, Reply)
*clicks out knife*
*creeps up on K2k6*

EDIT: *gets bored, creeps away*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:48, Reply)
*hears faint click*
Hmm, what was that?

Ach well, it's gone now.

*switches off light*

*goes out*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:55, Reply)
*switches on light*

*looks around hopefully*

*spots remains of kitten*

*screams girlishly*

*faints*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:09, Reply)
*Walks in*
*Sees TheWeeWitch on the floor and gives the kiss of life*


*Realises she's not that way inclined any more*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:13, Reply)
*splutters*
thanks anyway BGB - I could have lain there all night. Or worse, been found by Kaol and his knife .....
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:14, Reply)
To repeat the question from another thread.
Where are you off too on that plane?

Edit - Sorry WeeWitch, I've just spotted your answer.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:15, Reply)
Sunny Spain
I can't wait.

*makes appointment for haircut, eyebrow wax, "bits" waxed, legs waxed*

*buys extra strength painkillers*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:17, Reply)


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:21, Reply)
Slather that suncream on girl.
How long will you be there?

Edit - trying to tell us something TRL?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:21, Reply)
TRL

where did you find my picture??

*sobs*

BGB- 11 days. Of sun, sea, sand (actually no sand, I hate beaches) and ...... wait for it ..... sleep!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:23, Reply)
What will we do without you.
More cake for us I guess : )
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:26, Reply)
I'll be back before you know it ....

carrying yummy Spanish cakes (and possibly yummy Spanish wines too)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:32, Reply)
Oooooo!
*Gets excited*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:38, Reply)
Every year we vow to bring back less crap

and every year we fail ... if I could bring back their bakers I'd be happy.

The cakes and bread are fantastic. Better than our boring white sliced loaf that's sure.

*drools over memory of warm bread every morning*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:43, Reply)
Ahh crap
I knew it was a bad idea to get on with some work. Starts cleaning up mess from other b3tans
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 22:24, Reply)
.
.
Chat continues here
.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:02, Reply)

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