I've just left my local early
On account of there being 2 groups of people already thrown out, two individuals asked to leave for shouting at staff and the only member of staff who knows their arse from their elbow being so drunk they can barely stand.

Give it an hour and it'll be carnage.

Has anyone good died today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2016, 20:29, 4 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

King Wenceslas.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Dec 2016, 21:40, Reply)

Liz Smith
Carnage
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 8:01, Reply)

I think they should give a licence to drink alcohol.
So those fuckers that can't handle theirs, don't ruin it for the rest.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:12, Reply)

Jason for PM

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Dec 2016, 13:59, Reply)