It's Friday, motherfuckers
My new guitar has arrived. My big bro is visiting for the weekend, we're going to see the Beat and The Selecter tomorrow night - there maybe beer and curry involved.
How's your day going? Furthermore, what have you got planned for the weekend?

Alt: Lunch *



*Yeah I went there. What of it?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 9:32, 11 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Psychedelic drugs and masturbation
Alt lunch - same.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:14, Reply)

Standard lunch fare Chez Placid

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 10:25, Reply)

Let me see...
I'm chucking some travellers off a site in Coventry (can't believe they won't be relieved, to be honest). Bizarrely they've rocked up with a load of cars and caravans - and lots of tiny little ponies. Why? How? Do the ponies just sit in the back with their seat belts on instead of pulling the caravans?

Meanwhile meatsnake and the minimeatswipe have sodded off to Kew in the sunshine with friends and then out for a pub lunch. Gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 11:11, Reply)

Ooh, where in Cov?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 12:01, Reply)

Gotta be vague but... fields!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 12:24, Reply)

It's part of their annual migration
Eventually they'll end up on one of the many permanent sites round here. They'll stay just long enough to build huge litter/building rubble/garden clearance remains mountains and vandalise/steal anything that's not nailed down - then fuck off and leave the council to pick up the pieces.
#long and bitter experience
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 12:44, Reply)

The amount of shit some of them can produce in just 24 hours is absolutely mind blowing
Costs the land owner an absolute fortune to get rid of them and then to clear up after them.

The last lot I had got deliberately cunted after court. Then when the bailiffs and police turned up to evict them, they sneered and smirked at the police, and said, "you can't make us drive now, can you?"

Some of them are polite, have their own generators, cause no real problems. Others are just beyond scum and should be royally cunted in the fuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 13:10, Reply)

I love horses.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:18, Reply)

fuck off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Oct 2017, 15:41, Reply)

He has a point.

(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 6 Oct 2017, 16:18, Reply)