I've been coerced into secret santa for
£10 which I always get wrong. What's the
shittest secret santa gift you've been involved with?
Also in England secret santa should be called Furtive Father Christmas.

It's for a bloke who likes technology. Any suggestions gratefully received. Not ones about fucking off.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 15:58, 14 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

Secret Santa is supposed to be shit
If it isn’t you’re doing it wrong. One year whilst working a secondary school the deputy head was bought a dildo and a pack of porno playing cards.
( Peej, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 21:08, Reply)

These are exactly the kind of people
we want teaching children.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 22:50, Reply)

£10 gadgetshop voucher

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Nov 2017, 21:13, Reply)

Good idea.
If we all just agreed to give each other £10 then we could save time by just keeping our own £10. Probably not in the spirit of it. I wish I worked alone.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 16 Nov 2017, 22:54, Reply)

Can't you get one of those hover toy things for ten quid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:13, Reply)

A frisbee?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:35, Reply)

Get one of these
https://goo.gl/oq63Lg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 10:46, Reply)

He's got quite a few unclickable links already, not sure another would be welcomed

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:04, Reply)

Ooh. You bitch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:12, Reply)

lol
x
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:18, Reply)

Raspberry pie
is delicious.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:06, Reply)

I got a set of shot glasses
Pro - the label said £25 when the limit was £5

Con - they were so clearly a recycled gift. The box was all bashed up!

How cheap can you get?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:48, Reply)

If your buyer was poking about in a charity shop anyway it could have been worse, £5 worth of second hand cardigans

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:51, Reply)

At a previous job I was
made to participate and was advised a £10 limit. At the Christmas do when everyone else started opening stuff it became apparent it was £10 minimum not maximum.
This shit's always embarrassing and nerve-wracking, without fail.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:11, Reply)