Ever pissed in a swimming pool?
On purpose?
While you weren't even in it?

Share with me your stories. Extra cool points for essay-style answers.

I need a piss right now actually.
( Malaka wild and peaceful, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:11, Reply)

I have
not recently, but I often spend at least two hours in the pool with my daughter, and if I need a pee I can't just get out and leave her by herself.

It's not like proper pee though, it's like my bladder leaks a little because I've been in the water for so long.

EDIT I pissed in my friend's pool from her diving board once, and pee'd in her hottub because the heater broke and I was trying to warm the water.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I pissed on my mate Paul
while I wasn't in him. Does that count?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Everybody knows why you don't pee in swimming pools.
Sharks can smell the urine in the water and come up through the filtrations system and eat you. Or is it pirahna fish?

Either way, you're fucked.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Or the water turns purple.
Yeah, like fuck. It's never happened to me, and I'm forever adding my Sugar Puffs-flavoured water to the pool.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

You cunts!
I say that as a very keen swimmer myself.

I've ingested more hair than Ron Jeremy.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)