Breakfast
I've just eaten 3 bowls of "Special K" with gold-top milk. Am I missing the point? I can't even fit into my wife's red swimsuit at the best of times and now I'm a bit bloated I don't want to risk it.

Edit: By the way, 'red swimsuit' isn't a euphamism
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Do you save these priceless nuggets up
just so you can give them to us all at once?
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I think you're meant to do that every day for 3 weeks
before you see the results.

We're gonna need before and after pics too, preferably in the swimsuit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)

and remember
Potato down the FRONT this time...
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:56, Reply)