crap joke
Russel Grant goes into a library and says "Do you have any books on astrology?"

The library replies "Fuck off you fat cunt"
(sandettie light vessel automatic My dog has no dictionary, how does it spell awful?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Told by my friend the other day
Q: What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?

A: You can't gargle sand.


(OK So no doubt ripped from sickipedia but I rarely go on that..)
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Speaking of astrology
Does anyone else think that Jonathan Cainer looks like a sex offender?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I think Jonathan Cainer looks like a twat,
does that count?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)