Inspired by me in another thread
What's the best mainstream film title you can pun into porn?

To get you started:

Big Knobs and Womb Sticks

The Bitches who Eat Dick
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:06, Reply)

The ten cum-man-meats

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I haven't got one of my own (yet) but
The Bitches who Eat Dick is a fucking glorious suggestion.
( Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Shaving Ryan's Privates

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Womb Raider is a favourite
.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Cum, dog, in her hair
The gangsta porn version of Slumdog Millionaire
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Creampie classic, 'Sperm in, ate her'
And, of course, the bisexual romp of a sequel:

Sperm in, ate her 2: Spludge into gay.

*clutches wildly at straws*
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Eternal cum shine of a spotless behind
Im proud of that.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Free Your Willy.

(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Star Feck

To be sure!
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:42, Reply)

The Goolies

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)

FilledCrack MountHim
Bows
(Bonzodog29 Life dont talk to me about life..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Conan: The Rapist

The last and least well recieved of the Conan films...
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Boyz in the nude
A Jonathon King production
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, Reply)

The Ring of the Lord
was a good title.
(TheCircleIsNowComplete is longing for the endless immensity of the sea, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:56, Reply)

The Slime of Miss Jean Brodie
yuck
(horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, Reply)

erm...

Star whores?
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Hmmm
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Rambo(ne)
?
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Sex in the Shitter

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14, Reply)

James Bond in
Japseye

Never say anal again
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:14, Reply)

The fist in the furious

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:16, Reply)

The red mile

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Midget porn
Itty Bitty Gang Bang!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Full Mental Jackoff

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Hmmmm
Shakespeare in glove?
(Che Grimsdale More fridge-magnet than babe-magnet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:47, Reply)

...and PF


get on with some work!
(Che Grimsdale More fridge-magnet than babe-magnet, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Nudge nudge wink wink.

I've missed the point, haven't I.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Pretty Shitty Gang Bang....
Now who to cast as the child catcher...
(Bonzodog29 Life dont talk to me about life..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)

When Harry fucked Sally
Simple but effective.
( big-girl's-baubles wishes she was top of someone's Christmas list, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Aright Che
No work to get back to - I've taken a holiday today, to get the internet set up in the flat.

I'll be in tomorrow - I'll drop you a line then
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Casawanker
Although that might not be the greatest grumble flick you'd ever see to be honest.
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

@ TLiC
My non-b3ta friend just read yours and said
"he should have put 'fudge fudge wink wink'
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:21, Reply)

also
I know who you did last summer ;)

(that's a movie title, not aimed at you Chains)
(Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Honey I Blew the Kids.
er..that''s it.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Mell - good point
I suppose I could have gone for Charlie Up My Chocolate Factory.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:31, Reply)

The all-geriatric all-homosexual extravaganza
No Cunt For Old Men.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Intercourse with the Vampire...
...was advertised on Spray per View in a NY hotel.

I didn't watch it so no review - sorry.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:36, Reply)

ooh ooh,
what about:

3:10 to Your Mum

eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Bitches of Madison Cunty.
/good night.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Re Mellicious
...or 'fudge fudge wank wank'
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Hugh Grant in...
...Love, Anally.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:46, Reply)

The Bone Ultimatum
and Iden-titty and Supremacy
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Jacksy Driver
Starring Jody Forcedit.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)

For Womb The Bell-end Goes.
And without change - Howards End.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Paedo: First Blood

Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Days of Cumder
and/or Daze...
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Ah!
The Bridging of Madison's Cunt
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:13, Reply)

The Usual Sexpests

(TDW I will bite your face off, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)

and also
Cuntland.... (Copland)... ahem
(TDW I will bite your face off, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I give you
a feature on mature lady cybersex

e-Quim Lubey Mum.

bum-kata. Hehe.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Charlies Anals

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Batmans BigEnd
Or Sploodge!
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, Reply)

The Right Spluff
Or Up Indias Back Passage.
(Porkylips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I clearly don't want to do any work this evening.

Pulp Friction
Reservoir Dogging
Enter the Drag-Queen
Starfish Troopers
Girl With a Pearl Necklace
Mudchute Cowboy
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Starship Poopers

The Englishman who went up a cunt and came down a throat...
(Naked rape the whores with bows of holly, tra la la la la la la la la Can I play with badness?, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, Reply)

You cock my lips now!
*get's coat and runs*
(UK-Wookie thought dyslexia was a way to insult Lex Yeah, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Hich School Pubic Hole
*forgot hat*
(UK-Wookie thought dyslexia was a way to insult Lex Yeah, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Bumming John Malkovich
Gash with the Wind
Schindler's Fist
Chickenfun ;-)

No change needed to The African Queen

Or On Golden Pond (urgh!)

Dial "F" for Felching

And for Bond Related titles

For Your Arse only
The Spy Who Felched Me
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Not exactly on topic...
...but the best porn title I've ever come across would have to be the oral extravaganza:

Suck that dick up, til you hiccup.

All class, I'm sure you'll agree...
(tim79419, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 0:21, Reply)

Hows about ?
Glad-He-Ate-her
(Funkwomble It's not going to suck itself, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 6:01, Reply)

Give some deep head to Alfredo Garcia
or

cover my head with Cherry Garcia... for the food fetishists
(Bonzodog29 Life dont talk to me about life..., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 7:40, Reply)