as I awoke this morning,
I heard the sound of bedsprings being thoroughly scrutinised and what must have been an angel singing scales.

what amusing sounds have you heard today?

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(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Tits outside my window.
Coal Tits that is - sounds like a broken bicycle pump.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 9:58, Reply)

the sound of unmuffled, partially succesful retching
from the house next door, and the sound of my other neighbour calling to his god at 2am.
(Charles Calthrop we were so happy for a little while..., Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:11, Reply)

The "Pornify the well known film names thread" yesterday
Made a certain lady laugh so hard she parped.

Hahahahahahaha*Parp!*ohsorryhehehehehehe!
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Some fecker is keeping chickens somewhere nearby
I live in the middle of a city. Admittedly, an eco-cunt Gurdian-reading neighbourhood. But still, I don't even have a feckin' garden. Chickens! Noisy ones.

Sod that, I'm off to Cornwall for the weekend, and I've never been there before. Woo!
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)