Fuck me!
I get married on Wednesday.

That came around quickly. I only proposed 15 months 2 years ago.

I raise a glass to all b3tans.



Cheers!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:48, Reply)

wednesday?
don't you want anyone to come? :)

congrats, here's to many years of happiness together, and may you come to realise you didn't like sex much anyway :)
( mictoboy, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Way to go!
Here's to you and Tourettes and many many happy years together!
xx
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Cheers.
Wednesday, apparently, is the luckiest day of the week to get married on. And there will be at least one b3tan in attendance.

Since the last wedding day I had was a Saturday and ended in divorce, I'm up for anything!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:57, Reply)

One day I hope
to meet the two of you in person. Hopefully coming over in September, but I WILL be thinking of you on Wednesday :)
( Batshitangelgabriel being not quite so batshit since, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 0:09, Reply)

Congrats guys - have some of my literary nonsense.
When talking about something like marriage,
The multiple views are just baggage,
It's a just a few lines
You've said millions of times,
Just never forget the old Adage....

"If a couple puts a jellybean into a jar everytime they have sex in their first year of marriage - they'll never run out of jelly beans"


I am so sorry for typing out nonsense such as that. Peace, happiness and strength to you both. Cheers mate!

truly - I am sorry for it, I just got a little too excited...
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 0:32, Reply)

It's mere hours away now!
I'll congratulate you both properly in Scotland, till then I'll just say Woo Hoo!

See you guys soon.
(Jingle Bills, Jingle Bills, Jingle All The Way, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 8:24, Reply)

Glass raised back, DG.
Hope you & Tourettes carry on as you are, and I do wish you all the happiness in the world. After reading yours and Ts posts about your previous lives, if anyone deserves it, you two do. And don't forget- I want a "Braaaahn baby". ;)
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 8:26, Reply)

Getting married? On a Wednesday?
Hope the ceremony isn't around 4 o'clock, you may find yourselves otherwise occupied. Then again it won't hurt to miss it for once.

Anyway, health wealth and happiness to you both.

PS: Did you get a new coat then?
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Congratulations
If the ceremony's at 4pm, you may find a lot of people will be thinking about the two of you at the time.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:11, Reply)

At least one b3tan in attendance?!
I'm hoping that there'll be at least two else there could be some awkward pauses during the vows!

Hope it all goes well for you both.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:40, Reply)

I thought the same V!
I bought a swanky new frock for the occasion on Saturday. Not as s wanky as the smashing coat, you know, but still.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Oh I am jealous
I've been pining after a new frock for quite some time now but just haven't seen one that takes my fancy.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:10, Reply)

You don't deserve a new one V.
Just stick with drawing on a cat-face and wearing cheap aviators :p
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I'm very pleased with those aviators
but I miss my catface =[
( Captain V, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Can't wait to see you and Mrs Davros on Friday.
My wedding gift to you will be the sight of a 43 years old women weaving down a road in Edinburgh on a Saturday night, pished as a fart and trying to chat up random men : )


Don't forget your camera to record this for posterity.
( big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Congrats.
/thats it.
(DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Congratumalations!
Wishing you both a very long and happy marriage.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:39, Reply)

How appropriate....
Ceremony is at 4pm!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Erm, I meant
at least one b3tan guest. So that makes 3.

We should have done our own b3ta vows - promising not to cunt each other in the fuck etc.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Good luck and congrats you's two
I can't make it this weekend as it clashes with me being skint as buggery, but I'll be there in spirit, and hopefully in person at the next bash.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:01, Reply)

woooooo
congrats guys I shall ask lots of questions on Friday about how it went and if Tourette's went for the traditional "I do" or the lesser heard "fuck yeah!"
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 12:02, Reply)

W00t
Good to see you chose my Birthday as a good day to marry.

Recently celebrated my 7th wedding anniversary. Hope you guys are as happy as we are.
( Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Hurray!
Congrats to you both

*hugs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Huge congrats to you both and I'm sorry I can't make it

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 14:44, Reply)

aw, thanks everyone :o)
I am now in heavily soiled pants mode. The florist rang this morning - I'd forgotten to give her numbers for button holes. And the favours haven't arrived yet. And I have 48 hours to lose a stone, develop a six-pack and banish the dinner lady arms. EEK!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)

What's so special
about Wednesday at 4 o'clock?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:40, Reply)

It's commonly known as
Wanking Wednesday, and is all down to CHCB.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Congratulations from the other side of the Atlantic.
Cheers to a lifetime of happiness together!

I will refrain from making any comments about thinking of you both at 4pm on Wednesday because as I'm sure you are all aware, such crudeness would be completely out of character and not reflect my true, delicate sensibilities.
( wanderlust, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Well, quite.
I expect nothing but decorum and decency from you Lusty - you know that!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Good luck for tomorrow!
I hope it all goes well, and you have a really lovely day!

May you both live the rest of your lives in blissful matrimony, and only occasionally have to sleep on the couch when the Mrs gets her visit from the Blood Fairies.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:09, Reply)

Congratulations mate
I would raise a glass, but I'll be at work at the time. I shall definitely get trollied at the weekend in your honour.
( Undercovercarrot realises the true evil of manflu, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)

*saddens*...

I so wish I could be there.

Have a quite phenomenal day and fantastic future - you guys rock, and you deserve the very best.

I will raise a glass and drink in your honour...quickly followed by another...and then another - you get the idea.

Squidgy puddles of love to the pair of you...

(and by 'pair' I mean Tourettes and DG, not Tourettes' jubbly department)
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)

Cheers all
And Bert, you almost made me cry, ya big softy!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Flakey
You can raise anything you like to my jubblies bonny lad ;o)

Thank you all for the lovely messages and good wishes. We're off to Gretna in an hour to be sure I'm there on time. Wank o'clock on Wanking Wednesday....can't wait!

Lots of smushy love 'n' squishy hugs,

Txxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Lots of
Love and luck and happiness and .. everything!
:-)xxx
(Beer Elf Formerly known as Sparkie..My apologies, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:46, Reply)