Hello QOTW! B3ta's hero JMG here.
I trust you're all well and well fed.

I was just on /talk discussing fat people and I know you'd all hate to miss out on P.P.I. as JMG was posting.

I was talking of how I see the average b3tan in my mind.
A slightly uncomfortable looking man in a hooded Parker jacket, not at all familiar with a crowded scene.
An element of bodily odour constantly embracing the man, known to all but the b3tan himself, choosing each morning to shower himself in Lynx deodorant spray.
As ever, /talk agrees with me, JMG. As I'm quite important.



How do you, the QFTW users see your fellow board user?
Please don't use my view of you people as some kind of mannequin upon which to add your own twists. Start from scratch.
Well done me.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:53, Reply)

It's Parka
Unless the pen people have started making coats.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Bugger!
I've never been hip to nerd fashion.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:59, Reply)

I think b3tans are sexy
Especially the ladies with their lovely breasts and willingness to grope.
(Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Are you a lady, yourself?
This is a VERY interesting development, from QOTW.
How rare.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I've never met a b3tan
So I wouldn't know. My little cousin has a parka, but he's about 5, so I doubt it'd fit me.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:06, Reply)

JMG
I am a lady! I'm not the only one either, there were lots at the Easter bash and we were all drunk and sexy.
(Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Er Mellicious.
I think you'll find that I was at the Edinburgh bash and was not at all sexy in any way shape or form. I was drunk but I was also sophisticated and aloof.


I also owned a parka once so I guess I fit somewhere in the stereotype.
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:26, Reply)

I thought you were sexy
Sophisticated and sexy goes together well sometimes and you seemed to pull it off ;)
(Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:32, Reply)

I'm quite smelly
and poorly socialised.

I wear a £200 woolen overcoat, though, which I got cheapishly.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I'm sure I saw a fellow b3tan in the street holding a placard pointing to the nearest "Subway"
Which brings me nicely onto my point.

I've just eaten a packet of crisps and polished off a can of diet coke.

Given that I'm sat in front of a computer, how long will it take before I become a lolfatty?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:53, Reply)

It's too late i'm afraid.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, Reply)

What did you have for lunch, PJM?

( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Your mum!
*snigger*
( big-girl's-baubles has lived someone else's life by mistake, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:06, Reply)