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This is a QotW answer Comb Sweet Comb


So sadly I am back from Edinburgh and back at work so you lot better be amusing
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Top o' the mornin'' to you honey!
How are you this misty-moisty morning?
I has just found this:

uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090414/tuk-garlic-stench-halts-court-hearings-6323e80.html


It had nothing to do with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment heheh
The smell of garlic sounds positively wonderful compared to your farts :p

Work is so boring compared to watching a dog lick Lab's sausage *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment heehee
Yes, that wee dog certainly gave Lab's sausage a good gobble - he couldn't get enough ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good day lovely ladies
*doffs hat*

All of the mongs crashed last night so the journey from wookiee's to mine had to be completed by alternative routes.

Being at work sucks. I want to be back up norf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 'ning folks
can't face the bike ride to work yet so I'm sitting in a house full of laundry, condensation and happy memories.

And no food. Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning all
I have stupid amounts of work to do, but couldn't stop myself from popping on here to say hi ;)

That dog forced himself on my sausage, and gorged himself before I could do anything about it. Not that I would have.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think it was a she dog labs
tourettes had a good look at her lady dog teats
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Poor catface
and you didn't have your pipe music to listen to either *hugs*

Woo Ancrenne is on B3ta woo woo woo *hugs*

Oh and hi Lab :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh
I don't feel so dirty now.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I found my lack of pipe music disturbing
But I did have a good catnap when I got home. I hate being busy, I don't have time to reply to gazes properly ='[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment you loved every second Lab ;o)
Hello ancrenne! *snogs*
Hello V man! *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well it was a she dog
in bondage gear. Go for your life.

Badger! I decided as I have no food I'd have b3ta medicine for breakfast.

Alrighty V. want to help me in my plan to saw Britain in half and bring north and saaaarf closer together? I hear someone has a sword we could use. Unless it's got rusty already.

EDIT - Tourettes lovely! *snuffles*
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *licks back*
*and front*

:edit: Ancrenne that sounds like a great plan. I'll meet you in the midlands tonight with said sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I like the
amount of fart related signatures on the board today :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Decisions decisions
Work or more b3ta adventures... hmmm...

How long would it take me to cycle to the midlands?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ooh oooh
if you're coming to the Midlands come see me! And make sure you don't cut my house in half
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And mine isn't even referring to a lady!
The memory of that fart alone makes me want to climb into the protective suit we saw in the museum that didn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yep, some top notch board sigs around
I like BGB's too.
Must dash off for a bit, I'm taking Sweary Jr to the quack's. See you lovely folk later!

*enjoys V's licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was thankful for my blocked nose
Although my mo' did start to wither...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment BGB's sig nearly had me in tears
apparently she's my auntie now. So yours too TGB and Labs.

Badger, you'll have to build a protective shield around your house or something. Or or or or or maybe if you are the middlest of us all, we could use your house as Magenta Cock House! Room for about 20 slightly soiled of mind people?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahah
I saw El Diablo Lab, not sure how proud you should be

hahah I'm sorry and I only saw Duncan :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I can paint my house magenta
and could probably cram 20 people in there if I really really really wanted :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning!
*Yawns*

I just got up and am feeling slightly shabby. I borked myself with too much wine last nite :/
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Duncan did make an appearance
Unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning dad!
we've found a place for b3ta mansions.

I think my bedroom is nearly magenta ish - probably have some paint left over we could use.

Can we tie balloons to the roof too, keep lady tourettes happy?

best of luck at doctor sweary jnr
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think we should paint the castle magenta
And install our spunk cannons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hallo my lovelies!
/huggles everyone until you're all slightly aroused.

How are you all today?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sounds like a plan to me.
Magenta and spunk cannons it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hooray for V
and my first proper b3ta pfffft of the day! Will they need greasing V or will they just slide in easily?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning VC
I'm trying to finish some work, but my pc is playing silly buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I think the Leviathan will need some lubrication

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *Passes lube*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *gets a rubbing*
Anybody care to lend a handjob?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Lube? i've still got some butter left
from the wedding hotel, if we've not yet run out of bunny buggering requirements.

Morning VC. Long time no talk!
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nothing's changed, I see...





YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yo DG
V I really wish we had stuff you in that cannon and taken a picture :p

Hi VC
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I have two hands
And they are both itching to help with cannon placement

'ning Clenders!
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Me too
Maybe they have a big cannon at Warwick castle that we could do that with...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm not sure actually
as I've never been in the castle. I don't think it's high enough for cannons :(

Hey Clendrix you survived the haggis fart as well then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Right
I really must crack one off with this case :( See y'all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Stuffing V in a cannon
sounds like it would be the highlight of my life.

Badger, Wookiee's insides are made of pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment She didn't even experience them Badger
I was the only non-farter to be subjected to the terror! *cries*

Bye Labs! *waves*

:edit: He did get a beating from my big ass book though =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Warwick?
Where they have the trebuchet?

b3ta destructor day out?

*rubs thighs*

Could be interesting!

Bye Labs, don't wankork too hard now.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V
what about on the way home? He was still doing them then. I think Brixton is probably cordoned off by now.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V you were reading a book
on big asses? Mine's on page 56
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning VC
Didn't see you there. Think it must be the gaseous clouds of death stench enveloping the thread today.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Clenders
They were nothing compared to the one he did before then. For starters I could actually breathe in the car...

*wiggles ass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahahah
DG I just noticed your sig! I'm leaking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm very proud
of the fact the I broke a 40 year old Scotsman and made him leak.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning knob goblins
I woke up this morning (da doo doo da doo) to a massive thunderstorm. It must be April.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Are you wiggling to dissipate the stench V?
or out of sheer joy?

can everyone stop being funny now? I really should think about getting dressed and going to work...
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Out of joy
The thought of a an ass book makes me want to wiggle mine.

*wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nope!
You're staying right here young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm afraid
I'm going to have to veto the wiggling V :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hi guys
For some reason I really don't like Wednesdays. No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hooray for Dad's!
Ok dad, I'll leave all the book learnin' and stay here and play :) Wouldn;t want you to break me as well.

I do hope the Dok is alright. It looked very much like he was having a coronary a few times.

We'll have to get V to wiggle at him at the next bash so people that weren't there can see the purple headed monster he becomes.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Think it's time for a fag break
Now, where did I put him?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment purple headed monster!
oh god I just laughed so much coke came out my nose
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment i'm going to rub up against Captain V if he's wiggling.

(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hurrah for Dads indeed.
Today I have to tell mine about the Cornwall Bash next Easter and ask him if he can move out of his house for a few days.
I also have to see if Aunty Betty will make her legendary hot cross buns for 40 people :)
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment gah
I come back from tea and find a filthy thread.

I fucking love you lot! This is exactly what I get off on giggle at!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *rubs his wiggly ass up against Al*
*gets poked in the eye by the Leviathan*

You can't veto my wiggling badger; everybody loves it!

*wiggles ass at TGB*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment TGB would never really veto ass
she loves it far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ass wiggling!
can I join in? Please? I have my own donkey and all!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Woa
That fag break went straight to my head! I'm all dizzy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sorry Badger, did I bork you?
All this energetic wiggling is making me hungry. Hot cross buns would be brilliant Clendrix. Are they transmissable via interwebtubes?

V is going to need some energy if he keeps this wiggling up. Especially if Al gets his way. There's a glint in his eye...
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *chuckles at VC*
We are wiggling our bottoms not our horse type animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ancrenne
I wish they were cos they're superb.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Those crazy australians and their lack of understanding of humurous plays on words.
edit - that glint is just a little blob of pre-cum.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment PB
Wednesday's are ace as it's officially hump day.

*Humps*

*Feels slightly soiled*

*Wipes self off*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh okay!
*wiggles bum instead*
Better?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Al, you got that in your eye?
Christ, b3ta men need safety goggles for the self love. Apparently that hurts. Eh Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I do love ass
On the way back Baby Got Back came on Lab's ipod and we were dancing in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Erm... thanks DG.
I'm not sure whether to be aroused or disturbed.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ancrenne
I was thinking it'd be more like helmets...no chance for a "There's something about Mary"esque disaster.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ancrenne
It does indeed hurt. Goggles definitely recommended!

*winces at memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You need a
felching hat
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Best of all the hats
*felches Al*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh God...
The memories from Monday keep flooding back!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Talking of Monday
doubleohsquee.deviantart.com/art/Boo-cake-114581368
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The felching hat, christ
Don't describe it here - i reckon we could be onto something patent worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Obviously I am missing something
*sads*
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment mmmm boo cake
I can't look at the picture though :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Memories from Monday?
In my case, lots of sleep and an annoying parent wanting her flatpack doing. No way. What happened then DG?
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment boo cake!
Oh lord. Poor tourettes asked questions this weekend I'm sure she wished she never had.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh it worked that time!
I want boo cake! nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm sure the b3ta spunk cannons
could oblige Badger.

I can put it off no more, have to go get dressed and do work stuff. Lovely to spend the morning with you all, in all it's sticky glory. Back later!
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment actual boo cake
not the other kind :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Piston
Fair to say that the conversation veered from G-Spots to Spider-Man to bukkake to meatspin to subscriptions for porn mags and back to Spider-Man again. With healthy doses of felching and Boo-cake in between.

The site of a disparate group of people rolling around on the grass with tears in their eyes probably scared a few folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment How could you forget
transvestite mexican midget wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm guessing this is what ethel found...
www.microwrestling.com/about/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I believe it was
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The same thing happened with Kaol, Mell and myself
In the Children's Museum. Giggling at old "Daddy's Sauce" adverts with young girls looking all come-hither in them. The shop assistants gave us some very dirty looks. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Today is dragging
I guess work people aren't as much fun at b3ta people! Who would have guessed!

Although apparently the BSG spin off Caprica isn't brilliant so I am a little sad at that
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HE! IS! THE! THREADKILLER!
THIS! IS! THE! THREADKILLER!

THREAD! THREAD
KILLER! KILLER

THREAD! THREAD
KILLER! KILLER

Edit - bugger, too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahaha
Al looks really stupid right now :p.

Well stupider
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Morning all
How are you lot today?

Back at work now, Booooooooo.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yes, work is dull
But luckily the people I work with have incredibly warped senses of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 100!
Woo!

Morning Dok. Are you fixed again? Has your head gone back to its normal colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yeah, well
TGB looks like she really loves having sex with lots of different men.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Nice one DG
I'm loving the sig, it almost made me borken again.

Fairly, I'm back to my normal colour though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I do
not at the same time though. I have one of those deli counter style ticket dispensers
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Liking your sig as well Dok
Al, how could you say such mean things about Badger?

*Edit* Oh, Badger has just corroborated Al's statement. I feel silly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was wondering
Why I woke up with a sore arse.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Piston
That would be the beer.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *Sigh*
Running my work PC and the laser printer and the kettle off a power strip plugged into a 5 amp socket. Someone just tried to print while the kettle was boiling. Pop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well DG
I find it easier just to agree with Al then he gets bored and goes away :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not bloody likely
How are you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That puts me in mind of those
"Worlds biggest gangbang" records that I believe some pornstars have been known to attempt to break.

Apparantly the whole room stinks of jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment At the weekend
The whole of Edinburgh stank of nut roast farts!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was just glad
My sense of smell had stopped working.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dok!
I didn't see you there!
/huggles
How are you?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm good thanks Al :)
Was a shame you couldn't make it up to Edinburgh. Did you have a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Very good thanks
very productive, with a slight downturn on saturday night when it turned out that Nashville Pussy were the support act, not the headliner, so I missed most of their set, but I went back to the pub instead and drank lots more.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment What was this?
mini festival? That is a good name for a band though! Gashville Pussy would have been even better
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment On thursday night I had a doner kebab
on friday night I had tapas and lots of beer and on saturday night I had a spicy curry.

My living room stank of white spirit in the morning and by lunchtime it was practically uninhabitable. I think my nose must have shut down at some point over the weekend as it didn't seem that bad until I went out for a cup of tea and then came back in again.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment the human body
is truly amazing in how beautiful it looks while producing such noxious gases....
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Vampy
I'm OK, just a bit blue about being back at work and that everybody couldn't stay in Edinburgh (henceforth to be known ad B3taland)!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm more then a little blue
that I wasn't there in the first place!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We're going to have to go again
Just for the sheer hell of it. How about August Bank Holiday Weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Probably a bit close
to another bash for me.

I shall have to bugger off for a bit as I have some stuff for tomorrow to sort out. Like cancelling hotel rooms so i don't get charged for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I go to the IoW
for August Bank holiday... we could all go there though :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment OK

(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It doesn't take a lot
to convince you guys does it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good news everybody
Kaol hasn't set the Edinburgh airport Hilton hotel on fire (today).

:edit: Not at all. Usually it takes little more than a suggestion for me to do something. That's why I spend so much of my life in compromising positions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well, it's posted, check my profile
But cities and venue can of course change upon preference. The next bank holiday is too damned close to plan anything but August is just about doable I think.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'd love to
bbut will be at a festival the weekend before and a bash the weekend before that so will be even more penniless than I am now.

I might have even been evicted.

Especially if I spend more time here than on funding bids..

/is not yet quite doing work
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Wait
so I say I am going to be RIGHT at the other end of the country and you go ahead and say Edinburgh anyway? Fuck you piston
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V
Same here.
I have been caught more then once in a compromising situation.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Like I say
Venue and city can change. Bath for example is a beautiful city- well worth a visit.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a QotW comment so's the IoW
and we can throw people we don't like overboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Gosh
IoW for the August bank holiday, somehow I thik I'll be sick of the place by then. I'm going there for a break soonish.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a QotW comment The seaside!
August bank holiday should be on or near a beach.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Actually that's not a bad idea
I've never actually been to the Isle of Wight- might be bashworthy?
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a QotW comment God Chains
We're an island, we're never too far away from the seaside!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment ahaha Dok
Come to Aus and visit Uluru. You'll be about as far away from the sea as you can get while on land.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We live in the midlands
we crave sea!

IoW is awesome and there are many many pubs everywhere. I will be attending a car show or two but you guys don't have to go to that :p
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *dusts off sand*
Sounds like I missed a cracker of a bash. *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment These people REALLY crave the sea
wiki.answers.com/Q/What_city_is_the_furthest_from_the_sea

Hey duckie. Your presence was missed in Edinawesome. How was :edit: some place other than :/edit: Dubai?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment DUCKIE!
How the devil are you? What did you bring me back from Abu Dhabi?

VC you seriously need to look at a map and realise there are a lot more places further from the sea than Ulurururururu
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Vampy
Australia is just a touch bigger than the Great Britian.

Ducky, yes you did, it was AWESOME!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Dubai
was hot, full of sand and somewhat lacking in bashage. Oh, and it had cars that a certain feathered username had accidentally stuck in a sand dune.

I didn't bring anything back (not least because we didn't go anywhere where we could actually buy anything), but I've got plenty of sand in the bottom of my suitcase and in my poor camera.

*pimps*
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Duckie
you could have brought me back a car!
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Uluru
has toilets that are really quite smelly. But it does have a bit of rock that looks like a lions face.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment TGB
it's comparative to britain is what I meant. I do realise there are places further from the sea. I can actually read a map you know =D
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Badger
Did you no read that it got stuck in the sand.

Vampy is Uluru not just a fancy name for Ayers Rock?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Not yet Badger
The cars are all in shipping containers somewhere in the Persian Gulf.

They're all utterly fucked anyway. You wouldn't want one.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Yup
I've been there. It's pretty hot.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment That's not what you said VC
you said place furthest from land! People should be less ambiguous with their prose.

Or when Ethel said he literally shat himself after a squirrel sat on him.

haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But in Ethel's case his ambiguity improved things
Because it made us literally piss ourselves laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Pfffft
Ethel and the squirrel! I'd forgotten that tale.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a QotW comment haha Sorry TGB
I'll be very very specific next time. Just for you. Better?

/huggles and squishes.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I was climbing Bob's Sofa when Ethel said that.
But I'm glad V told me about it later, because I literally laughed my arse off.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment As a grammar badger
it would be appreciated! :)

We saw a honey badger in Edinburgh it was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It was
One of many things that borked me on Monday.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment May I know
about Ethel and the squirrel?? Please?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Ah the badgers
They were best of all the badgers.

And the Vguin* ruled!

*sounds better if you replace V with my real name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bob?
Rumplestiltskin?
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V
In what way does Cuntyspunkfaceguin sound better than Vguin?

I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Al!
Real names on threads is very rude! I'm going to have to do awfully nasty things to you next time I see you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm really looking forward
to seeing you again now.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahaha
vguin ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Draw on him V!
That'll learn him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good morning everyone!
I just walked into the bathroom next to my room and caught a 17 year old furiously masturbating.

If you're going to self-pleasure in a hostel bathroom, please lock the door. I'm not really a fan of cock being waved about first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *waves cockc about*
*jizzes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Lusty :)
How the devil are you? Apart from the cock waving :p You should have screamed "You're doing it wrong!" just to freak him out
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Taking a small break from both work and wondering where all my money went this month
Hello Lusty! Enjoying the sights are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Aaaaaaaaaaand back from lunch
On reflection, an IoW bash is sounding like quite a damned good idea. Your thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hello lovely internet peoples
*goes back to read rest of thread*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment 'lo everyone!
TGB I don't think I needed to freak him out anymore. The sight of me first thing in the morning would be enough to scar anyone for life.

I am however, slightly impressed that he was watching himself in the mirror. Maybe I'll give it a try later.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment IoW FTW!
In the summer, that is. We can all go paddling with our trousers rolled up and knotted hankys on our heads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a QotW comment afternoon all
how bes all you horrible lovely internet peoples then?
(flesh made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment greetings from a nest of filth
hello lovely people.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers negative capability, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Lovely Lusty!
My mind is forever tainted by meatspin (or meat swing as some were calling it) and so now my lunchtime has been dragged back to that image by your morning story.

You ok lovely?

Labs - your money went to Edinburgh. You came back, it stayed.

EDIT - cackers! Are you still in the smoky no smoking room?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment CACKERS!
/huggles tightly and snogs

Where have you been my lovely? I missed you =[

EDIT: Tulip! /gives a big squishy hug
How are you poppet?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment indeed
though after last night's fire scare I've been obeying the rules. *cries*

so not so smoky, but definitely squalid.
(I helped save b3ta! cackers negative capability, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a QotW comment VC
/hugs back.

I'm still in Edinborough, having managed to miss my flight yesterday. oops!
(I helped save b3ta! cackers negative capability, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oops!
good to see you though!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *hugs VC squishily*
ok ta flower. how's you?

I was contemplating having salami for lunch but after lusty's experience earlier I think I'll skip it.

I hope you reprimanded him good and proper lusty.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment A beach bash...
This is getting better and better. Beer, b3tans and the beach. The awesome alliteration alone is making me micturate!
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hi cackers :)
Yes Ancrenne, my money definitely stayed in Edinburgh. I drank spent rather too much...

Ah well, only two weeks of Tesco Value soup until payday!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment @ piston
don't you mean

b33r, b3tans and the b3ach?

that would be the b3st.

can we bring our b3ach balls?

*snorts*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Good to hear tulip!
I'm well thanks! Watched House. Am in bed. Want chocolate though. :(
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment mmm, lunch
good idea, tulip. where is that pizza menu?

*stumbles off to sort thru detreitous*
(I helped save b3ta! cackers negative capability, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a QotW comment HLT
He just sat down opposite me in the kitchen and wouldn't look me in the face. Bless him, I think he's learnt that masturbation is wrong, shamefull and will make you go blind.

On that note, I have to leave to mop the floor. Byedebye folks.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment urgh
I hope him wanking and you having to mop the floor aren't connected in any way...

*imagines*

*icks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment poor boy
send him my way I'll corrupt reassure him about masturbation.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You should b3 b3@ten round the h3@d with a frying p@n for th@.

(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oh shut up rimmer
*dodges spang*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment A beach bash...
*Alters bash page*
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Hi Labs!
I also spent a fortune. Well worth it, however, to be the proud owner of a miniature tank that sharpens pencils. Soup, that sounds nice. *hands over tin opener*
(I helped save b3ta! cackers negative capability, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hmmm
Quick question folks...

Why the buggery fuck do the British Consulate want my fingerprint scans etc for my working visa?!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a QotW comment We don't trust you.

(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment
Bollocks. :(
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Blame the British Government
For hating foreigners. Stupid gits.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment VC
This is a police state - we have the most cctv cameras per capita of any country.
Why else would I be working for the police?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tulip
I love you in a non lesbian way.

Even with your lesbian shirt on.

Tesco Value Soup Labs? I though Happy Shopper chicken soup was the flavour of the weekend.

VC - because they are cunts and want everybody to be tiny money producing robots who have no freedoms and rights left and and and and and....

*drags self away from the rant*
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a QotW comment why does the CD burner always break?
damn thing.

I wish I was still in Edinburgh :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment TGB
So do we all, I think. Well, apart from those affected by Tourette's awesome anal emissions.
(I helped save b3ta! jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Tulip
I love you in a slightly lesbian way - but mostly in a friend way. And I'm taken - so don't fret!

And WHY are you guys so afraid of little ol' me? I'm going to be a mere 18 year old! I'm going there with the intention of living there for a bloody long time! Why would I want to do anything that'll get me chucked out? :(
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And apart from those who didn't go to Edinburgh
Who technically can't wish to be *back* there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Cocking piddly technology
So far today I have borked the scanner and the internet. I am special in a really special way :(

BUt I am still infected with the joy that is b3taglow so am going to shimmy my way through a pile of work with a smile on my face.

Have fun now. Play nicely
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Bye ancrenne!
200?
EDIT: Yes!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment There's a killer on the loose
a thread killer on the loose.

*leather trousers's*

*afro's*

*plays bass*
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I wouldn't worry too much VC
Given the level of competence demonstrated by UK police forces your prints will be misfiled and lost within minutes.
They may turn up on a bus at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a QotW comment awesomeeeeeeeee
now I'm going to go to sleep. :)
I'm very tired.

Night my lovelies!
/hugs and kisses everyone goodnight.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a QotW comment mo hahaha
I am in edinburgh

at work...

on my own...

oh ..... cack.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor has a direct effect on N-WASP and SNX9 function., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a QotW comment sucks to be you Nostrebor
And it took me four attempts to get your name right :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Talking about bashes...
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19206

just in case anyone's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Badger - are you drunk at work?
Because you know, its a great idea. Makes the time pass quicker and when you speak to women on the phone you flirt with them much more openly.

Although maybe you should flirt with men...
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor has a direct effect on N-WASP and SNX9 function., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I can't plan that far in advance
so don't try and make me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Well I'm gonna try anyway!
I'll tempt you with cake and hugs and many shots of apple sourz
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'll flirt
with anyone really
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment is that because you're drunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor has a direct effect on N-WASP and SNX9 function., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a QotW comment oooooh
apple sourz win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Sadly not drunk
I will be later though so sign up now for TGB drunken flirting gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *waves at Mel*
I like the idea of visiting Wales again. It's been a long time since I was last there and I've never really spent any time in Newport.

*pencils in to mind diary*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a QotW comment It's becuase she's a complete hussy
who will open her cavernous vag for a bunch of grapes and 50p.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Al
There's no need to give her 50p. The grapes are enough to get your fix of her dirty minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *waves at V*
Would be cool if you could come.
I'm just letting people know about it know but I'll probably arrange it properly in a few weeks..
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V?
SHOTGUN!
Where shall we stay?
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Just put a little canopy outside TGBs clunge
and it makes an excellent bivvy.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Badger, isn't today your veto day?

(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've no idea
I don't know how to avoid being stabbed, raped and monged in Newport. Best ask Mel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment *cries*
you're so mean to me Al
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Oh good point Clendrix
I am vetoing Al's existance
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You won't be stabbed or monged in Newport
plus you might enjoy the raping
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Very good point on the rape Mel
Not so sure about the stabbing and monging especially if Kaol is there...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment hahaha
I was just reminded about Kaol's "sad" face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Aww poor Kaol
I guess that face was "sad" in some sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol bought a sword
He'll be the one stabbing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor has a direct effect on N-WASP and SNX9 function., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a QotW comment But I'm the one who HAS the sword
*evil grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Has it a rusty
cock print yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I've not opened the box since I got home last night
If it does it wont be of my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Will it be
of your vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a QotW comment At least his vagina
would fit.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I know a game
about vaginas
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a QotW comment TGB
I'll have you know that I don't have lady parts but I wish I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V's no hermaphrodite
The chances of two of them posting on the same board would be astronomical.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a QotW comment unless
it was a hermaphrodite board
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a QotW comment V went for a wee in our hotel bathroom and didn't shut the toilet door
so I can vouch for the fact that, though he skips like a girl, he is ALL MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I can't believe
you're boasting about having seen V's willy while he's having a tinkle.

I'm shocked. And slightly turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a QotW comment You're just jealous that you haven't seen the leviathan
*may have the most inappropriately named genitals ever*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Al,
I shared a room with three cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a QotW comment So that's two more than when you're on your own then?
OH NO HE DI' NT!!

But seriously. How many of them did you have a cheeky gobble of when they were asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a QotW comment I'm off beautiful people
If I don't get stuck in traffic there will be a new hole in my body by the time I get home!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Byeeeee V
I'm off soon too woot woot
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Kaol snored so loudly I couldn't get close
and Vee and Wookiee were sorting each other out.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a QotW comment Boooooo
That's a poor show for clandestine cock gobbling.

I'm going home people, I shall be listening to AC/DC and painting skirting boards. That's how motherfucking rock and roll I am.

Fear Me.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a QotW comment And when bagpuss goes to sleep...
all his friends go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:38, Reply)

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