Pussy Tightness
What is the acceptable measure for pussy tightness? Obviously men have inches, but woman...? Is there a metric for this or will the kit kat analogies have to suffice?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:44, Reply)

I think the universal standard is
your mum
(horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:49, Reply)

Well my cat refuses to buy when it's his round...

(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:07, Reply)

*snort*
Not even a bag of nuts?
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Dunno.
But apparently scientists have used a method involving a water balloon in a slightly different sort of study: www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2858/what-are-the-risks-of-heterosexual-anal-sex
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:27, Reply)

@Loon
Well that's put me off trying THAT with anyone :(
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:38, Reply)