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In Sweden we have shared toilets for men and women in the office. Just one cubicle with a basin.

I forgot to lock mine today.

One of the few guys in the office got in while I was doing my things. He was so shocked he couldn't stop looking.

I feel so bad. And so wrong.
(Aberracion, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I innocently enquire
What is 'doing your things'?
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Pee
Only, and I was almost finished.
(Aberracion, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Don't worry
that feeling will fade quickly as you start forgetting to lock it more and more often.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Ew!
Bloody forward thinking, right-on bloody Swedes.

What are they doing? You don't want men milling around while you put your make-up on or adjusting your knicker elastic.
( big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

In this country you can have unisex office toilets
I think you only have to have separate ones once you've got over 12 employees.
(username1, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I don't like unisex
I can't get use to it.

And after lunch you can't get in after a man. It smells funny. And sometimes they forget to use the toilet brush too.
(Aberracion, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:13, Reply)

"He couldn't stop looking."
Are you sure that was because he was shocked?

_{(Sorry, you're probably traumatised enough already...)}
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I hope so
He's married and has 3 lovely kids, but you never know... maybe he's crazy for the golden rain...
(Aberracion, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

A colleague of mine
Once forgot to lock the door and I opened it. I too couldn't stop looking. At his red silk boxers with pink hearts. Funnily enough he married and emigrated shortly after. True story.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)

The last comment
makes me feel better. I'm not the only stupid in the world. And my underwear is much nicer.
(Aberracion, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I'm sure he thought
your underwear was much nicer too.

Especially because it was round your ankles.

:-)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:49, Reply)

if it's any consolation
I'm sure he feels worse.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Photos please...
...or it didn't happen.
(DrTugnutcracker Smells like God's Vagina.., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I think you get to a certain age
and you realise life's just too short to be embarrassed.

In my local bistro there is a toilet downstairs (for the disabled, but everyone uses it rather than risk the narrow spiral staircase after a few drinks) which is located just off the bar towards the kitchen. It's a busy area which has a lot of people passing through.

I went for a wee. I thought the door was locked. It wasn't... I was surprised by a mortified woman who, as I froze mid-wipe, shouted "Oh god I'm so sorry!" (thus attracting the attention of anyone who might otherwise have missed the spectacle) and then backed out into a multitude of curious/aghast faces.

A few years ago I'd have curled up and died. But I just got the giggles, and it still makes me laugh when I think about it. That poor woman...
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:32, Reply)