Following on from a conversation with a mate
when you go out for a night out, do you change your bed sheets first or have a trim down below in anticipation of getting some?

*clearly has sex on the brain today*
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Haha
Both, of course. :) No lady wants to see soiled bedsheets, do they?
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I change my sheets
once a week regardless of getting any.

*Makes mental note to change sheets*
(himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Well not your soiled bedsheets no DiT ,)

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I'll have you know that my bedsheets are clean and fresh
and made of satin to go with my monogrammed satin pyjamas.

/oozes jizz class.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Always
First impressions, 'n' all that ;)
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Neither
as I'm happily (almost) married. However, I do keep myself tidy and we change our bedding on a regular basis.

I think Agnostic Antichrist should come and answer this, and divulge the story of the bloody mattress :0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Hahahaha, I can so see you in monogrammed pjs
with a monogrammed hanky and monogrammed condoms...*goes too far*
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:34, Reply)

The only thing I would do now is go over the bed with the lint roller to get all the cat hairs off.
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( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:35, Reply)

bedsheets are changed regularly anyway
trimming not so regular, but the fact that I pretty much resemble the abominable snowman means that if I trim one area it looks out of place.
( Festivipros she had distemper, like my jealous eel, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:35, Reply)

There's...
There's nothing I can say to that...


*looks in to the possibility of personalised condoms*
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You could play Pog with them
sets self up on Dragons den with Pog for grown ups
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37, Reply)

You could call it 'Plug'

( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:44, Reply)

@BGB
*implies obvious pussy hair joke*

*laughs in puerile manner*
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I have taken to keeping the area round the chap neatly trimmed
in a bid to keep the missus out of the way of the TV screen during sex a bit more.

And my sheets are always impeccable - Egyptian cotton, I'll have you know.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Dammit
Now all I can think of is DiT having sex while wearing a monocle!
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I'm now imaging DiT
Having sex, with monocle, top hat, and dastardly long moustache, whilst aboard his zeppelin.

And when he climaxes he shouts "By Jove!"
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I am now imagining DiT having sex with a load of B3tans watching him.
.
( big-girl's-baubles is still too scared to ask someone out : (, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:05, Reply)

*Mental flosses*

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Closes the monogrammed peephole

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Hmmm...
I've now got the phrase "Monogrammed wankerchief" stuck in my head :\
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:11, Reply)

By Jove!
I turn my back for five minutes and you're all casting aspersions on my character while watching me fornicate!

Alright, everyone in the Zeppelin. Now.
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Top hole, old bean - tally ho!
*adjusts monocle and leaps aboard with a flourish*
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:50, Reply)

And bottom hole too
of course.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:19, Reply)