Here's a tip I've learnt
Don't get drunk, and then when your housemate / significant other decides to open a weird can of oysters in some odd sauce (that makes them taste like ground death), don't eat them.

I feel like I've been comprehensively beaten in the stomach and intestinal extremities.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I have another tip
Don't get drunk - and then when you're sufficiently shitfaced to not be able to make a rational decision - do NOT inhale whatever you're given.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:14, Reply)

VC
Are you suggesting that he should get shitfaced by means other than the consumption of alcohol? :p
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Hm
Other means could be interesting
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:20, Reply)

not at all!
by all means get drunk - what I'm saying is do not get drunk and then inhale substances. It can be very messy.

EDIT: V!!! YOU WAXED YOUR BALLS?!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Inhale substances?
I was talking about eating canned oysters...

....what are you talking about???
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)

No I haven't VC
It's all a terrible lie.
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)

You should stick to chips after boozing.
You can't go wrong with chips and a bit of tomato sauce.
( big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:27, Reply)

*sighs dramatically*
You were talking about your top tip from personal experience - I was talking about my top tip from personal experience.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Ah
I see... little slow and in much pain this morning.

I like chips.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)