I've just read on Yahoo news
That a musical based on the life of Jade Goody is being planned. Despite my best hopes, I really don't think that this is a joke.

So, dear B3tans, the question is - what should it be called?

Dirty Rotten Mimsies?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Ding dong the munter's dead?

( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Hallelujiah!
The Bitch is dead!
edit hmmm. Becky appears to have beaten me.

Ignorant Cow - get me outta here now!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Goody: a Warning From History
or Abra-kebabra

or Brain Dead II
(Monty Bah-HumBoyce : the voice of reason as always, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Kebabs, Cancer and Casual Racism

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, Reply)

if it was to feature a male guardian Angel as the main charcter
Angel Jim and the lumpy quim!
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Proof of the Theory of Evolution
Unfortunately someone saw her as attractive and procreated before this was realised.
(Ethelred likes his own webhosting services, do you?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Time for a really tenuous one
The Goody _{was briefly} The Baddie _{following an incidence of racial discrimination,} and _{fuck me, was always} The Ugly.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Jaded
At least that's what the rest of us are by now.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Everybody wants to be racist dead and famous

(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Everybody wants to be just like me
I'm Raccccccciiiiiiiiisssssttttttt annnnnndddddd fammmmmmmous!!!

Presidents of the USA - circa 1996 - for the original :0)
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I'm thinking
Jade Goody: Dead Famous
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Err...
"How do you solve a problem like cervical cancer?"
(Land of Green Ginger God's away on business, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

How About..
From the dizzy heights of celebrity, to the cold hard dirt?

Jade Goody, we wish we hardly knew ye
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Erm...
...Low Society?
(Apantoman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, Reply)

the next Batman film
She could have got a part as the 'The Riddled'
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:36, Reply)