Come back Bertie
all is forgiven. So long as you stop going on about us hooking up and the dying collie.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah
Where is Bert? Has he prolapsed or something?
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Come to think of it
al's not been around much either... and the Goat has disappeared...

*rubs chin thoughtfully*

*EDIT* oops, typo... thanks clenders!
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:38, Reply)

Stop rubbing your thin, you dirty bastard.

( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)

DG
he left because he felt that he didn't want to be Bert anymore. :(
I miss Bert.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I saw the post
I thought he was just being, well, Bert.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, Reply)

I guess not
Poor Bert - I don't think he knew just how adored he really was
(Spikey halls and boughs of Pickle fa la la la la, la, la, la laaaaa wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Not worth a new thread,
But I was wondering, Becky - Are you the Queen of fucking everything, the Queen of fucking everything or the Queen of fucking everything?

All depending on the emphasis and meaning of 'fucking' and 'everything', of course.

Bert'll be back, I'm sure. He'll explode like a tsunami in a duck pond if he doesn't take it all out on us.

Time for lunch, I think. Let's eat my friend.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Okay Oli
but only if your friend is of the female persuasion. :)
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe he's in jail.
Do they get internet in there?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Ah, dratted keyboard...
What I meant was: Let's eat, my friend.

But yours works for me too, VC. Filthy girl, lol
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)

you fucking love it.
I drink tea - I'm as classy as they get! :)
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Hehe, yup
If you were a dinosaur, would you be a Lickalottapus?

/coat
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, Reply)

I do believe
that *I* was the one who introduced that joke here. but I may be wrong on that.

and of course I would!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

@DG
The Goat was banned. Then he came back as "The Goat (BACKUP LOGIN)" and was banned again. Then he came back as "A Ghetto" - crafty anagram, eh? - and, er, was banned.

On Wednesday, he turned up as "Hipfubu" and was... guess what... banned. Then unbanned and naughty-stepped instead.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Enzyme
was aware of the banning but not the subsequent returning under a different alias.

I was making a half arsed reference to the heady days when Bert and al would regularly be seen attached to goats via their paddling pool inflator valves.

:)
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I am the queen of fucking everything
the meaning is to be taken however you please. I however am not.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Al has no internet access at present
which explains the downturn in the amount of filth.
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:26, Reply)