Cheryl Cole is the sexiest woman in the world, according to FHM.
Like fuck.

Tell us who really is the sexiest woman in the world.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Madam Marlboro
prove me wrong.
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, Reply)

I would have to say...
ym
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Mummy
Mummy FTW
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Methinks Becky's obsessed.
My vote goes to Mila Kunis.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, Reply)

it's a difficult one
Zooey Deschanel is floating my boat at the moment.
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Sexiest?
For me, it's still Lucy Liu.

She's not the best looking, but she is sexy as hell!
( Agnostic Antichristmas X-Box Live: BouYatFastard, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Salma Hayek...
...still does it for me.
(DrTugnutcracker Is on holiday. Drink! Arse! Feck!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Shirley Manson maybe?
Hmmm. I honestly don't know. Hmmm
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Dita Von Teese
is pretty fucking sexy. image searches might be NSFW.
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, Reply)

Scarlett Johannson
She's hot, she has curves, she can sing, and she's into Tom Waits.

Booya.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Fucking love
Audrey Tatou
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I would like to second
Shirley Manson
Audrey Tautou
Scarlett Johansson

Tina Fey currently makes me feel funny downstairs.

Edit: How could I forget Penelope Cruz?
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Audrey Tatou
2nded
(ColonelMistletoe'n'Wine has got breasts???, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Audrey Tautou...
Yes. That is all.
(Fredz should learn to walk before he crawls, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Claudia Black.
That is all.
(wellgroomedkrampus you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Deep Breath
Charlize Theron
Neomie Lenoir
Megan Fox
Kirsten Dunst
Gwen Stefani
Myleen Klass
Uma Thurman
Nikkala Stott (Page three stunna)

And Margaret from The Apprentice

EDIT: WGW: Claudia Black from Farscape? Yes, she's on the list alright.

The B3ta Hot 100: Geek's Choice. :)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Mylene Klass is pretty sexy
mmmm
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:34, Reply)

I've always
had a bit of a thing for women with curves in the right places, so the Loon's suggestion of Scarlett Johansson is a good call.

Kate Winslet does funny things to me too.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, Reply)

You're absolutely right, and I said as much when I read it on the BBC site at work today.
Jenny Lewis
Olivia Hallinan
Cristina Scabbia
Shirley Manson
and the dark-haired Russian one from Red Alert 3.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:44, Reply)

Audrey Tautou for me too.
And I have a liking for Lauren Laverne at the moment too. Must be the eyes.

Ooh, and an obscure one. Dominique Persi from Stolen Babies. Witness:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GcZHxXTW90
(Boss Keloid Has 16 days off! Wooo!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:45, Reply)

I think K D Lang is hot.
I've seen her sing live and came close to swooning.

Angelina Jolie with short hair and before she lost weight.

Sigourney Weaver is lovely especially in the Alien films and especially the one when she had to shave her head.
( big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:13, Reply)

Ancilla Tilia
Google her. Mmm.

*shuffles off awkwardly*
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Cote de Pablo
yum yum yum
(Applebite Bring back psychochomp!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:45, Reply)

hmm
Mary Louise Parker just drives me fucking nuts. Incomprehensible how sexy she is.
Zooey Deschanel, I have no words to describe, just hearing her name...
Toyah Battersby out of Corrie (yes really)
Kelly Macdonald
Donna Air
Claire Goose
Jorja Fox (Sarah Sidal in CSI).

i do like me the unconventionally attractive.

Remember FHM is mostly read by pedestrian morons with their horribly conventional middle of the road views.... although Megan Fox would recieve it many times over.
( I have run out of coke Snow sets you free., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:45, Reply)

I too go for the unusually attractive
and if I'm honest it'd take a fair old wrack of the brains to come up with a suitable list, mainly because my memory is so bad.

I'd marry Drew Barrymore if she'd have me, though.
( Papa Noel is looking forward to filling your stockings, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Jennifer Connelly
before she lost all the weight and turned into another anorexic looking Hollywood clone. Back when she had curves (see "The Rocketeer") she was the sexiest thing I've seen.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Seeing as the situation is vacant...
A drunk says. To erverone.

YOUR MOTHER!

YA MUM

Mullered
'It's all com e on to p today''
(Mullered now has reflective shot. He also needs food, badly, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:50, Reply)

i've kissed audrey tatou
she's incredibly tiny

and incredibly lovely
( mictoboy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 22:38, Reply)

*jealouses*
Where did you manage to meet her then?
(Boss Keloid Has 16 days off! Wooo!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 23:03, Reply)

on the set of 'dirty pretty things'
www.imdb.com/name/nm1793376/

i used to have a cool job
( mictoboy, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:45, Reply)

Sigourney Weaver.
Alien3. No hair and filthy. Mmmmmmmmm.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:56, Reply)