Today -
I converted *every single person* in my history class to the Wonderous Creation that is the Jaffa Cake.

Who have you converted lately - and to what?
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Nothing springs to mind
but I'm trying to turn you back into a lesbian.

I waxed my belly, back and bum last night. Wanna see?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

hmmm
sounds intriguing bert - and I *almost* want to see. Before and After shots.

"Bert - waxing in a town near you!"
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I can't do before shots
but it is growing back already.

Damn my ceaseless male hormones.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:08, Reply)

wow.
that's impressive. well done you. cro-magnon man must be so proud to have you as a descendant.
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm not much of a descendant
Cro-Magnon's my brother.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:15, Reply)

ah well then
that makes even more sense!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I couldn't get my gooch
could you shave it for me?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:21, Reply)

...
Hang on, hang on...

Back into a lesbian?

Did I miss the memo where that had changed?

*Is very confused*
( Agnostic Antichristmas why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Wax... ouch
I've waxed my pubic area... once. OUCH! Why one earth do people feel th need to do it?

I have been converted from razors to heair removal cream to do my legs and goolies. So much easier.

I've considering converting my from listening to the local shitty Radio station (Heart Oxfordshire) to Radio 4... mainly by tuning her radio then disconnecting the tuning wheel.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

pot
cos it feels deliciously smooth afterwards. :D

For a day or two at least!
(Poppet Nothing like an almighty urgency-fuck!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Jaffa cakes?
Those little "cakes" with apricot jam and a squirt of tangerine oil with a chocolate flavoured topping?

No thanks.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:29, Reply)

@Vampyrecat
Maybe so. But you get the same result with other methods, for far less pain. Maybe I should do a side by side comparison of all three methods.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I volunteer to be a judge
I have a lot of experience judging mimsy-merit.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 16:58, Reply)