Jingle Balls
What is the most annoying jingle on either the tellybox or the radio at the moment or even better... ever?

For mash get fucked.
(Mullered now has reflective shot. He also needs food, badly, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Moonpig
really pisses me off
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Then all
I hate adverts with a passion.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Has an atom bomb, a motherfucking atom bomb, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Fucking Moon-Fucking-Pig
I want to tear out my own eyebrows in rage every time I hear it.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'll never forget the Confused.com adverts
(closeup of confused mans face)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaargh!?!??!

Is car insurance driving you CRAZY!?!??!

FUCK OFF
(The Dirty Christmas Treeker I will bite your face off, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:36, Reply)

"Calm down dear"
Grr....

Michael Winner. The only man ever to be born unto a woman's anus.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)

There are,
it seems, some industries for whom time froze in the mid-late 80s. Carpet warehouses etc - they still have those god-awful singing slogan jingles a la 'washing machines live longer with Calgon'. In 2009?

I almost like them, they're so old-fashioned.

Best ever: Smith's Square Crisps with Lenny Henry; 'It's weird'. Brilliant tune and a pretty psychedelic campaign all round.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Woe oh ooooooooooohhhhh
Bodyform.

That Faux rock shit does my head in.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Those sofa ads
with the people singing Rockstar *grrr*

I like the last couple of Visa ad's though with the naked groom and the guy on the crutches.
( I saw Al kissing Santa Claus before doing it reindeer style under the tree, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Churchill.
Cunt.
(DrTugnutcracker Robs and beats annoying lispers, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:15, Reply)

Ooooh yes TGB...
...I like those new Visa ads too, they're super!

I also really like the Barclaycard waterslide ad. I wish I had a waterslide that went out of my window at work straight home so I missed out on the evil Central Line commute! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent Althegeordie *shakes fist*, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 14:34, Reply)