From now on
All posts about swine flu, aka the Aporkalypse, aka Armagammon, must include the following image:



to indicate the seriousness of the issue.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:51, Reply)

Needs more cowbell

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:54, Reply)

I was in Florence...
When the first tentative strokes of swine flu were winging their way around the world... Whilst catching ordinary sneezy cold-ness off'f the fella...

Makes me giggle coz I was sneezing my way through the airport in Florence, on the flight back to Gatwick, all the way back on the Gatport Airwick Express...

Would be lovely to think I caused a tiny modicum of mini-hysteria. They were BIG sneezes. And no, I didn't catch them all in a tissue Mr Government... YOU CAN'T PUT OFF A SNEEZE WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A DAMNED KLEENEX OUT OF YOUR POCKET.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:56, Reply)

That's alright
Men can.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:03, Reply)

I keep forgetting that Psyche's a girl.
Should I start working the old Monkeysex magic to seduce her into being my new wife?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:06, Reply)

How 'bout this one instead?

(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:46, Reply)

PANIC!
PANIC!

*sneezes*

OH GOD NO!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:56, Reply)

For a very obvious reason
that picture gives me the creeps. Big time.

I may even have nightmares tonight...

*shudder*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:57, Reply)

^Yes
But I love Julia Roberts! Phwoar!
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Is that her mouth
on his face? In order to demonstrate how freakily large it is?
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Mouth and the rest of her face.
They left one of his eyebrows there, but otherwise transplanted her face.

One of the better jobs I've seen, really. Even looks like she has a pierced tongue.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Wow.
I can't look at it / stop looking at it.

MAKE IT GO AWAY!

In other news, "flu" is catching up with "porn" in Google searches.
( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:12, Reply)

I wonder when the "Flu Porn" search will overtake the two!
"Yeb! Yeb! Gibe id do be! Harber! HAARBERR!"
( Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Really, it's all just hype.
I don't imagine I'll get sick. I just won't lick any pigs or Mexicans.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:08, Reply)