Fuck you all
I'm leaving work in the next 15 minutes and there's not a god damn thing any of you can do to stop me.


before I leave though, this from the newsletter cracked me up:



http://www.meatcards.com

Business cards written on jerky with a laser!
( Vipros what ever you do, don't tell anyone!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I can stop you if I wanted to
if I told you that in precisely 16 minutes I was going to post a live feed to me making love to TGB, Kaol and clendrix.

Kaol's going on my cock, TGB's taking me from behind, and clendrix is on my face.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:49, Reply)

You'll
Not catch me with that one matey!

I'm wise to you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge is now learning to play the guitar on, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)

He didn't think he could get us twice
did he?

Shame on you, Vipros.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:51, Reply)

worth a try ;-)
check out meatcards.com though. awesome idea. some of the comments are pretty funny too.
( Vipros what ever you do, don't tell anyone!, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Someone said this yesterday but....
Fear the purple hypa-link...
(TDW I will bite your face off, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I have to keep deleting my history though
as it's the only place my bosses check to see if I've been online, I have to look at the alt text at the bottom of the screen to see if a website is real. A while ago Legless set up a website that re-directs URLs too, so even that's not reliable now.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Just embrace the love of the horses bert....

Don't fight it...
(TDW I will bite your face off, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I do love those lovely horses
and their lovely jingly music.

It reminds me of 13 year old girls bedrooms.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I smell horses
Never again...
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Thank God
Flash is disabled at work.
( jim_bob is the new windy miller., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:49, Reply)