What in the shuddering fuck?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8024301.stm

Who decided it would be a good idea for this utter cunt to sully the legend that is Drop Dead Fred?

Grr.
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I love Rik Mayall
I loved Drop Dead Fred, but it is only a film. It's not like they're getting every copy of the original, getting Brand to take a shit on them, and then setting them on fire now is it?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:05, Reply)

why do they insist on remaking good films?
fucking cunts
( Vipros what ever you do, don't tell anyone!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Cunty Cunt

How someone hasn't smashed that fucking tosser's face in is beyond me.

He's not fit to lace the great Rik Mayall's boots.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Because they're running low on original ideas
and it's cheaper to buy an old script than a new one?

If they were doing as I described above I'd lynch the lot of them, but film re-makes usually just disappear and die after a few weeks.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

But but but....
I FUCKING HATE RUSSELL BRAND, THE CUNT SHOULD BE RAPED TO DEATH BY BERT

The thing that annoys me about this, is most fans of the long haired cunt will think it's a brilliant new film, and that's what fucks me off. It won't be a homage to the film, it'll be an attempt at a replacement. Frankly, I hope it all goes tits up.
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Of course it will, AA
It's bound to be utterly naff.

As for me raping Brand to death, well, I wouldn't say no.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Russell Brand
is a big hairy twat.

Rik Mayall was fucking great in the one and only Drop Dead Fred.

If they want to do a remake with Russel Brand, how about Jaws? At least he might drown on set, the lanky cunt...
(SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Hmm...
I've had an idea, should I suggest an image challenge in which we find violent and painful, yet hilarious ways to kill the irritating cunt?
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

That would be
fucking great...
(SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Click this...
b3ta.com/questions/vote.php?id=413835&verify_code=1978708491

If you like my suggestion above...
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Phoebe Cates....
...was hot as microwaved lava.

/shuffle...shuffle...shuffle.
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

AA
I think that just says that you liked it. You need to link to the suggestion and let us click "I like this" ourselves.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Aaah yes...
Republican voting system.
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:35, Reply)

drop dead fred was an abortion of a movie
mind you, so will the remake be
( mictoboy, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Sorry, here's the link
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post413835
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)