This FUCKING infuriates me
BASTARD FUCKING CUNTY McCUNT FUCKER.

This low life motherfucker should be tortured to death slowly.

The tickets went on sale at 9am, this cunt got himself 14 and is flogging them for over twice what they cost.

I hope he dies in a really vile and unpleasant way, I really do.

Fucking ticket touting cunts.
( althegeordie WANTS BERT BANNED!, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Fucking prick.
We tried getting tickets earlier, sold right out.

Mostly down to twats like this, I'd imagine.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

BOOHOO
I haven't been to a gig in aaaages
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:59, Reply)

Scalping has gone high-tech.
Isn't it illegal, though? Can't you turn him in?
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

It's a breach of the listing policy
to offer multiple items on a single entry.

And I think you're not allowed to offer event tickets at above face value either.

Edit: I'd report him but a) I don't have an eBay account, and b) I think people should be prevented from seeing Mastodon.
( The Light In Chains won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

When AC/DC sold out the O2 in seconds
Tickets were on Ebay for £500 within half an hour.

Cunts indeed.
(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I thought upon reading the heading that this thread would ....
be about the Baby P villain.



This is much, much worse..
(TDW I will bite your face off, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:27, Reply)

@Weeker
Imagine if they were tickets to see The Clash????

*runs like the wind*
(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I hate things like that
Mind you, I managed to get one over on a Greek ticket tout- the tickets for the Blur gig are about £45... I think. I paid that for two, including postage. Hehehehe.
( jim_bob is the new windy miller., Fri 1 May 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Mastodon Tour?!
*squeals*

Seen them twice. They're amazing!
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:45, Reply)

BK
You absolute girl.
( jim_bob is the new windy miller., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:00, Reply)

@ PB
Have you seen Mastodon?

Have you? Have you?

*goes back to squealing*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:02, Reply)

I swear Monty Bice
I will track you down and bite your face off
(TDW I will bite your face off, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:03, Reply)

^Clash reform!!!
With Russell Brand in for Strummer!

(runs and hides behind Monty)
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:04, Reply)

Can't say as I have.
But the tribute band "Proto-Elephant" did do quite well.
( jim_bob is the new windy miller., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:05, Reply)

Please please please
Do not tell me that's going to be the standard of your gags at the stand-up
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Fri 1 May 2009, 18:08, Reply)

Yegads no.

( jim_bob is the new windy miller., Fri 1 May 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Reported him
Then stroked my e-mail confirming my two tickets.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 1 May 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I had/have the same frustration with NIN tickets
Sold out in a minute, within five were up on eBay for double the price (minimum).

Cunts of the highest order.
( Labia Majora when you're feeling down, I'll feel you up, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Not sure how well known this place is
but www.scarletmist.com offers a face value only service for genuine resale. I've used it to sell a ticket which I could no longer use - worth keeping an eye on.

I've had the same problem with NIN, even with the pre registration thing - no way can I afford tout prices and I wouldn't buy from them anyway. Bastards :(
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:43, Reply)